FIGGIN 2 Oct 19 - Phil wants to start dating again!

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I tried searching for it too. Amusingly there is a transformer with that name. I guess Phil is imitating Chris again, by having his own personal transformer protector.
 
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How low would your standards have to be interested in Phil? I mean, seriously, a fat, derpy, guy, covered in google-translate tattoos, doesn’t bathe himself and who had his crotch mangled; and didn’t he say it’s already got necrosis? Even OPL has better standards than that. He’ll, he would probably get shot down trying to get sex from an incel.
 
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I don't think Phil wants to fuck/be fucked by anyone. I don't even think he wants to date anyone. I think he's just looking for a bodyguard to scare the mean old fascists and us evil Kiwi cyberbullies away. Which is hilarious, given all his posturing about being an Antardfa Souper Slopper and "totally having a real gun, you guys!" Guess Phil has finally come to terms with the fact that he's a candy-ass wimp, a coward, and as intimidating as a new born calf, so now he's looking for someone to protect him from the people he's afraid of.
 
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The Dude said:
I don't think Phil wants to fuck/be fucked by anyone. I don't even think he wants to date anyone. I think he's just looking for a bodyguard to scare the mean old fascists and us evil Kiwi cyberbullies away. Which is hilarious, given all his posturing about being an Antardfa Souper Slopper and "totally having a real gun, you guys!" Guess Phil has finally come to terms with the fact that he's a candy-ass wimp, a coward, and as intimidating as a new born calf, so now he's looking for someone to protect him from the people he's afraid of.
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This is the most likely reason. For all his talk of being a super soldier or whatever the fuck Antifa's calling themselves now, he wouldn't put 'em up even if his life depended on it, because he's a faggot. Not your garden variety 'mean word for a gay person' faggot, a straight up faggot. His only hope for anything resembling human companionship is another faggot bigger than him that has a white knight complex.
 
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Coleman Francis said:
Lol "skinheads against racial prejudice" in the absolute whitest part of the country.

"Sure, we fight racial prejudice but we dont wanna live amongst those yucky black people. They frighten us and will probably kick our asses for dressing like gutter punks and having shaved heads while calling ourselves skinheads."
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Portland had plenty of blacks, historically, generally on the other side of the city from where Phil is (technically he's just outside the city limits, but same deal either way). Lots have been driven out by gentrification. They might have the safest MLK Boulevard in the nation.

Surprised people aren't aware of SHARPs. They used to be a bigger deal a couple decades ago, especially in the PNW, would start shit with guys like Jim Goad over him wearing an iron cross necklace/pulling more attractive black and Jewish women than they could. They've been allowed to get away with murder several times, in the case of Erik Banks for example.
 
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