NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[AnOminous]

It's the font, but I wouldn't blame anyone for assuming they censored it, considering how much anxiety people like REeeetards seem to have over no-no words.

Wonder when they'll get tired of "yikes" and give us a new word they can spam when their delicate sensibilities are offended. Maybe "yeesh" is next.

Edit to circumvent word filter.

Yikes who hurt you sweaty

 

[Iron Tarkus]

It's "oof". Screenshot this post.

That's been in use for a while. I feel like we've already reached peak "oof."
Although we could possibly see it make a comeback, along with "ugh." These guys aren't particularly creative.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Just wait till they bring back "Talk to the hand" and act like they invented it, just like everything else they steal from normal people.

 

[BubbleButt]

That's been in use for a while. I feel like we've already reached peak "oof."

That's a big O O F, my dude.

 

[Munchingonfish]

That's been in use for a while. I feel like we've already reached peak "oof."
Although we could possibly see it make a comeback, along with "ugh." These guys aren't particularly creative.

Wow, just wow. That's a big yikes from me. Is this the hill you want to die on? Gross.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Not a good look, everybody.

 

[Herbert West Reanimator]

This ain't it, chief. Hard pass.

 

[AnOminous]

It's called being a decent human being!

 

[norbo]

Even if it had been true, do they... have they never actually seen a kid in the wild before? Are they not aware that kids are ridiculously shitty to each other for any reason or no reason, because kids are fucking stupid?

But no. I'm sure the only way white kids would pick on black kids is because parents racis'.

It's resetEra. I'm pretty sure the only thing they've seen related to children is a court order to stay at least a thousand yards away from schools and the faces of parents in their neighborhood when they had to go around introducing themselves as sex offenders.

On another note, never really looked at this thread before but boy are these some goofy little fuckers on that forum.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I think they'll probably meld all this into one word at some point. So you'll have "Yikoof Chief Sweaty Bad Look".

 

[FuckedUp]

What if we gave "yikes" the OK Sign treatment?

 

[BubbleButt]

What if we gave "yikes" the OK Sign treatment?

It's a corruption of "kikes"

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

"Christianity bad because forgiveness bad" is certainly a take. Bitch is going to prison for a decade and Era is mad the brother didn't assault her and join her in it.

NEVER FOGIVEII
NEVER FORGETTI

Yaas kweeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

What if we gave "yikes" the OK Sign treatment?

Well away we go. Firstly and factually it supports animal cruelty and is linked to a word meant to express pain & dismay....on second thought it's probably perfect for ReeeeEra with all the Furries and terrible mock-ups of humanity that hang there.

EtymologyEdit
Perhaps derived from yoicks, a hunting call used to urge hounds after a fox, which is attested from 1765-1775, that also is sometimes used as an exclamation of excitement or triumph. Yoicks is perhaps related to the earlier hoicks. Hoicks(alternatively hoick, hoic or hoik) is a variant of hyke, which was used as an exclamation of encouragement to hounds hunting deer. Further etymology unknown.[1]

Alternatively, it may be derived from yipes, which is an earlier exclamation of similar usage as yikes (and is often considered to be an alternative form of yikes). Yipes may be derived from yipe, which itself may be derived from the yiesound often used to express pain or dismay, with the -p adding onto it in the same way as yep and nope. Or, yipes may be derived from the yipping sound that dogs make.

yikes - Wiktionary

en.m.wiktionary.org

 

[AnOminous]

"Christianity bad because forgiveness bad" is certainly a take. Bitch is going to prison for a decade and Era is mad the brother didn't assault her and join her in it.

I wouldn't have forgiven that cunt but if that man's principles said he should and he did, then that is deserving of respect and REEtardera is just a bunch of subhuman monsters unworthy to lick the dog shit off his fucking boots.

Also Hillary was not remotely an LGBT ally in the fucking '90s she was vocally in support of the "Defense of Marriage Act" and literally forbidding states from legalizing gay marriage. What is this fucking idiot on about?

There are literally Christian fundamentalists who were morally opposed to gay marriage but even more opposed to the federal government because of state's rights reasons who did more for gay marriage than that fucking whore.

 

[Tao Te Chong]

I think Excel needs a hug:

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I just want to point out that not only is Excelsiorlef wrong on a Moral and Spiritual level, but he's wrong on a Technical level as well, which is pretty much the most wrong you can be.

In Game Theory Tit for Tat is recognized as the most effective strategy, and forgiveness is a key component to playing the most successful game. So long as your opponent is truly sorry, it benefits on essentially every level (moral, spiritual, and scientific) to try to find forgiveness, though I know it may be difficult, especially in those circumstances, which is why that person is technically a better man on every vector possible.

Which makes Excelsiorleft wrong on every axiom.

 

[FuckedUp]

I just want to point out that not only is Excelsiorlef wrong on a Moral and Spiritual level, but he's wrong on a Technical level as well, which is pretty much the most wrong you can be.

In Game Theory Tit for Tat is recognized as the most effective strategy, and forgiveness is a key component to playing the most successful game. So long as your opponent is truly sorry, it benefits on essentially every level (moral, spiritual, and scientific) to try to find forgiveness, though I know it may be difficult, especially in those circumstances, which is why that person is technically a better man on every vector possible.

Which makes Excelsiorleft wrong on every axiom.

Fuck off with that rationalization. If that sort of thing actually worked, why did Ghandi organize a massive riot against the British?

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Fuck off with that rationalization. If that sort of thing actually worked, why did Ghandi organize a massive riot against the British?

That was the tat. The oppression, enslavement, and shooting of peaceful demonstrators was the tit.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Yaas kweeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Vic Viper T301]

That has to be a troll account, right? They just cannot be real.

If Excelsiorlef is a troll, it has to be the most dedicated troll job in history. Just look at this:

Oct 25 2017 was 708 days ago. 38,627 posts in that time period is over 54 posts a day, every day, for nearly two years. And before Era it was a regular poster on Neogaf too.