Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

Cowlick said:
I've spent a great deal of time at several local colleges. Also, I was a Champion of the spelling bee at the elementary school located on the same street as the building I currently live in. (Interesting fact? I won my first & third years at the school, while my 2nd year, my sister won it.)

Also, since we're speaking hypothetically (how much attention my different writings have gotten, & a few of the countless other things the majority of the membership doesn't know), let's discuss one more...

1] Professor Ambrose gives a student a low grade.

2] The student (name doesn't matter, as Ambrose lacks even the IQ to properly spell "IQ") claims the Professor is less intelligent than he.

3] The conversation goes no further, as nobody is able to find anyone who can explain this rationalization in a way that Ambrose is able to understand it (which is seen by some as ironic, since it is blamed on Ambrose's obvious-to-the-majority-of-species stupidity.)
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You won an elementary school spelling bee?

Big whoop, I won a middle school spelling bee. And I placed fourth in the regionals.
 
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Cowlick said:
Also, I was a Champion of the spelling bee at the elementary school located on the same street as the building I currently live in. (Interesting fact? I won my first & third years at the school, while my 2nd year, my sister won it.)
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I just watched Plague Dogs today. It was one of the most depressing movies I've ever seen, but with a few keystrokes you have managed to generate enough sad to eclipse that film.

Also, in your analogy, is Ambrose supposed to be you?
 
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Sigyn said:
Teej is being pretty catty tonight, guys. I was trying to chat with him over his profile comment section but he's being meeeeaaaan.
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Thanks for reminding me to check that! I might have missed TJ's sick burn on Cosmos for asking about when his first date was if you hadn't said something about it.
 
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TM Ambrose said:
Just read your conversation with him. TJ confirmed to believe images think, and have opinions.
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I wasn't sure what he was trying to infer. I think it was that this pretty anime girl icon is my waifu and I'm so terrible that she wants nothing to do with me. Which is probably true but irrelevant as Mana isnt my waifu. Teej, if you're going to try to insult someone DO YOUR RESEARCH.
 
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UPDATE

...Sorta. All he did was repost the same versions he posted last time. It seems his creativity, limited as it was from the beginning, has finally run out.

So then, I'll instead recount a humorous incident of TJ Church. The user switch76 posts updates to his stories in the forum topic created for each one. On one occasion, switch76 posted this update, which elicited this response from TJ Church.

Discuss.
 
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deductionotaku said:
UPDATE

...Sorta. All he did was repost the same versions he posted last time. It seems his creativity, limited as it was from the beginning, has finally run out.

So then, I'll instead recount a humorous incident of TJ Church. The user switch76 posts updates to his stories in the forum topic created for each one. On one occasion, switch76 posted this update, which elicited this response from TJ Church.

Discuss.
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Does he think username is a proper noun? Kinda dumb.
 
UPDATE

We have actual edits instead of reposts. Chyoo crossover 2:

Several.

Wrong. It applies as well as it ever did, which has always been not at all.

Care to properly approve?

I know you did, & I replied by truthfully saying it was not a bashing thread. Half the threads in this story are about characters or staff of/from other stories. Such is the nature of the beast... Reminds me, tell your mom Goodnight for me.
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A Day:

Marley.

is the only one who can answer that question... We all know he ends each night on a sexual high, but he has to bring it to himself or work another shift at McDonalds to earn the money he pays the hooker for his Happy Meal.

Does he really want to be happy & have a good story?

Saving you from an intro question that doesn't fit your story.
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I like how TJ argues stuff like this and can't just accept that story creators reserve the right to not accept his threads and just let it go. I remember him saying somewhere that he didn't believe in going to writing workshops, but it'd take me forever to dig that up. In any case, it amuses me how he thinks his writing is perfect despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. but returning to my first point, if I made a post on here and it got dumb ratings, I'd probably reason that it was probably a dumb post and cut my losses and delete it, and try not to make that mistake again, I wouldn't spin off a tangential argument in the thread about how my post was not dumb and how people should make those negative ratings into positive ratings, but I don't deny having diseases to the point that I'm hospitalized for it, so what the hell do I know?
 
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HawkerHurricane said:
I like how TJ argues stuff like this and can't just accept that story creators reserve the right to not accept his threads and just let it go. I remember him saying somewhere that he didn't believe in going to writing workshops, but it'd take me forever to dig that up. In any case, it amuses me how he thinks his writing is perfect despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. but returning to my first point, if I made a post on here and it got dumb ratings, I'd probably reason that it was probably a dumb post and cut my losses and delete it, and try not to make that mistake again, I wouldn't spin off a tangential argument in the thread about how my post was not dumb and how people should make those negative ratings into positive ratings, but I don't deny having diseases to the point that I'm hospitalized for it, so what the hell do I know?
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He also likes to argue with admins because he feels that he deserves some kind of respect. After being banned on one of his sites one of the admins suggested that he could come back if he cut out his sockpuppet shit and go on probation and he said no to both of those ideas. He doesn't understand that the owner of a site has final say in how the site is run. Also he lacks reading comprehension skills.
 
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