NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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There's a new Last Night thread. Grab your popcorn.

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User Banned: Failure to reach minimum concern level. Users must express sufficient concern about products they know nothing about at all times.

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User banned: Veering from the hivemind; attempting to post facts and logic in REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thread

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Here's an older comment from Excel Spreadsheet talking about how Era isn't an echo chamber displaying the self-awareness and honesty we love them for.
 
God dammit. Why did you make me look up the Era posts of Dahbomb, author of the fantastic Devil May Cry 3 Combat FAQ on Gamefaqs, (which is incredibly in depth and informative, and was instrumental in making me a huge fan of the series) to find that he's yet another leftist NPC that hangs out in their shitty PoliEra thread 24/7 now? This depresses me.

Oh but noticed this little gem.
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User banned: Veering from the hivemind; attempting to post facts and logic in REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thread

lol they hate when people interrupt the 2 minutes hate circlejerk threads, because they don't believe in reality or forgiveness, they only believe in spewing awful bile.
 
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While it might be Activision virtue signalling for good PR and not because they actually care, they're donating money to a good cause.

But what does Resetera say?

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"FUCK THE TROOPS, US BASEMENT DWELLERS LIVE HARDER LIVES!"

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"It's only acceptable if you donate money to trannies instead. Just make sure it's not 41% of your proceeds."

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"They release Call of Duty, a video game, but a game that will cause people who see the Joker movie to rise up and be calling the PewDiePie massacre hotline to request PewDiePie, with JonTron as the driver, shoot up more mosques."

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"Leave it to Resetera to have a problem"

You are shocked why? The soldiers who have their cocks blown off by landmines have it way easier than the troons who cut their cocks off by choice.

Resetera, not even once. When you are that much of a tard you can't tell the difference between being personally pretty anti-war in general (unless self-defense) and mindlessly shitting on the individual soldiers who are far more brave and capable than a single member of Isamu Fukui's asylum.

"We're being invaded by China sir, what should we do?"

"Send the trannies to the front-lines, they are powerful weapons!"

"Good idea sir, the year is 2050 and fashion troonery means more than 50% of the men of America identify as trans. We'll try and overwhelm the Chinese.... or bore them to death listening to why all comedy is problematic."
 
Where’s the Rick and Morty hype?

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎"

Never has there been a bigger faggot than this faggot who seems to think you have to be a genius to understand rick and morty.

This fag also wrote that long reply within the same minute that the OP did, so these queers are coordinating posts now.
 
Where’s the Rick and Morty hype?

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎"

Never has there been a bigger faggot than this faggot who seems to think you have to be a genius to understand rick and morty.

This fag also wrote that long reply within the same minute that the OP did, so these queers are coordinating posts now.

You can't post screenshots and you don't know the R&M pasta. While being oblivous that the real faggotry lies in posting that ancient "meme" in current year.
 
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While it might be Activision virtue signalling for good PR and not because they actually care, they're donating money to a good cause.

But what does Resetera say?

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"FUCK THE TROOPS, US BASEMENT DWELLERS LIVE HARDER LIVES!"

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"It's only acceptable if you donate money to trannies instead. Just make sure it's not 41% of your proceeds."

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"They release Call of Duty, a video game, but a game that will cause people who see the Joker movie to rise up and be calling the PewDiePie massacre hotline to request PewDiePie, with JonTron as the driver, shoot up more mosques."

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"Leave it to Resetera to have a problem"

You are shocked why? The soldiers who have their cocks blown off by landmines have it way easier than the troons who cut their cocks off by choice.

Resetera, not even once. When you are that much of a tard you can't tell the difference between being personally pretty anti-war in general (unless self-defense) and mindlessly shitting on the individual soldiers who are far more brave and capable than a single member of Isamu Fukui's asylum.

"We're being invaded by China sir, what should we do?"

"Send the trannies to the front-lines, they are powerful weapons!"

"Good idea sir, the year is 2050 and fashion troonery means more than 50% of the men of America identify as trans. We'll try and overwhelm the Chinese.... or bore them to death listening to why all comedy is problematic."
"Fuck disabled vets!"

Also

"Troons in the military is a human right!"
 
So, to summarize a little. They hate Pewdiepie, they hate Crowbat, they hate Angry Joe, they hate Jontron, they hate Dunkey and they even hate Girlfriend's review... Lmao and they dare to tell people to stop their "hate" speech while they spout hate nonsens toward youtube clowns all day long.

They even hated fucking Etika. He's black and loves Nintendo, should be Resetera poster boy, but no, they hated the guy because he said "nigger" two or three times.
 
So, to summarize a little. They hate Pewdiepie, they hate Crowbat, they hate Angry Joe, they hate Jontron, they hate Dunkey and they even hate Girlfriend's review... Lmao and they dare to tell people to stop their "hate" speech while they spout hate nonsens toward youtube clowns all day long.

They even hated fucking Etika. He's black and loves Nintendo, should be Resetera poster boy, but no, they hated the guy because he said "nigger" two or three times.
I'm surprised the entire planet didn't get on their deplatforming list after the NZ shooting, considering literally all one had to do to get on it was mention it without saying Pewdiepie was directly responsible for it
 
So, to summarize a little. They hate Pewdiepie, they hate Crowbat, they hate Angry Joe, they hate Jontron, they hate Dunkey and they even hate Girlfriend's review... Lmao and they dare to tell people to stop their "hate" speech while they spout hate nonsens toward youtube clowns all day long.

They even hated fucking Etika. He's black and loves Nintendo, should be Resetera poster boy, but no, they hated the guy because he said "nigger" two or three times.

Anything that involves having fun they hate.

And with Etika it wasn't saying nigger, he said faggot a few times and that is still a death sentence according to Resetera.

Gandhi is also cancelled


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For some good news the parody Resetera account is only a few thousand followers away now from the official



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Do your part everyone. I'm calling my friends in Russia to unleash the bots that they are scared of. Instant 10,000 followers.
 
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Wait what ? Did that shit got covered on farms ? Big if true.

Edit : Yes, it's true. I'm late to the party but "Nafedude" admitted publicly that he sexually assaulted his little stepsister back in 2014 or some shit. Now the guy post on Resetera and got the nerve to shit on Heartbeat dev because of their stance on trans.

He's not banned of course.
 
Remember Resetera is just trying to have your best interests at hand and to protect you from women like this:
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It's already sold more than any of its predecessors and that's just in Japan. It'll probably sell like gangbusters globally too (I'm honestly looking forward to it and I've never played an Atelier game before). I can't wait for all the teeth gnashing from REEE when their attempts to "cancel" or censor it completely fail (the devs have no intention of altering or censoring the game in any fashion for the English release).
 

Wait what ? Did that shit got covered on farms ? Big if true.

Edit : Yes, it's true. I'm late to the party but "Nafedude" admitted publicly that he sexually assaulted his little stepsister back in 2014 or some shit. Now the guy post on Resetera and got the nerve to shit on Heartbeat dev because of their stance on trans.

He's not banned of course.

None of these guys look good in that Twitter exchange. Y I K E S.
 
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