Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Sorry for double posting but...this is D-0
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LITERALLY A FUCKING HAIRDRYER ON A WHEEL.

This is what droids are now, people. BB-8 was passable if only because I thought it was innovative how all the astromech tools could be accessed by rotating the ball, but...this thing looks like they took fucking CLAPTRAP and replaced his entire body with a megaphone with the handle broken off.
Serious what the fuck is that thing even supposed to do? Even the MOUSE droids had some indication of functionality (quite possibly having tiny tools hidden in the chassis). C3P0 and other protocol droids can't do much physical labor but they're not designed to, they're made as translators, which is useful. R2D2 and even JJ8 to an extent make sense, they're little toolboxes/flight computers/recorders/etc. They're a sentient bundle of useful tools. IG-88 and the B series of droids make sense: they're combat droids and even their design reflects that.

But this thing can't do anything. It has only the most anemic space inside the "wheel" for tool storage, and that'd probably be useless since interfaces aren't usually made at ankle height. It's just the fucking Pixar lamp with a wheel. It's goddamn useless and will probably be some deus ex machina at some point, or it's just going to be a fucking Porg droid, appearing only to advertise toys.
 
Until Rey Sue picked up half a fucking mountain by herself in TLJ
Could Rey create a rock so heavy, that she herself couldn't lift it?
Also some pic was shown of Rey copying Luke's pose from the original ANH poster. This bitch really has nothing original to offer other than being a better female version of Luke and Leia combined. Might as well call her Reya Skywalker (Do not steal) while we're at it.
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Is it just me or do her body proportions look weird? Something about the middle Rey gives a weird uncanny valley vibe to me, maybe it's from airbrushing.
 
Serious what the fuck is that thing even supposed to do? Even the MOUSE droids had some indication of functionality (quite possibly having tiny tools hidden in the chassis). C3P0 and other protocol droids can't do much physical labor but they're not designed to, they're made as translators, which is useful. R2D2 and even JJ8 to an extent make sense, they're little toolboxes/flight computers/recorders/etc. They're a sentient bundle of useful tools. IG-88 and the B series of droids make sense: they're combat droids and even their design reflects that.

But this thing can't do anything. It has only the most anemic space inside the "wheel" for tool storage, and that'd probably be useless since interfaces aren't usually made at ankle height. It's just the fucking Pixar lamp with a wheel. It's goddamn useless and will probably be some deus ex machina at some point, or it's just going to be a fucking Porg droid, appearing only to advertise toys.

I mean if I had to give it a purpose, from the design: surveillance and tracking...
 
Since I don't know how to break up quotes into little bits, I'll just number everything instead

1: That sounds hilariously stupid and I would totally watch Wizard Cops. Magic becomes a thing in the 1980s and it's up to two inner city wizards to stamp out crime in Detroit. Featuring tons of dark humor and racist jokes. One argument in the squad car is about whether pointing the wand sideways is more intimidating.

MY CULTURE IS NOT A JOKE!
You don't ever hold a wand sideways! It's useless!




You hold it backhand style like starkiller.
 
Sorry for double posting but...this is D-0
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LITERALLY A FUCKING HAIRDRYER ON A WHEEL.

This is what droids are now, people. BB-8 was passable if only because I thought it was innovative how all the astromech tools could be accessed by rotating the ball, but...this thing looks like they took fucking CLAPTRAP and replaced his entire body with a megaphone with the handle broken off.
That thing would be useful though. Just imagine getting out of the shower every morning, and having freshly warm air dried balls on demand. Roombas just aren't sufficient for that task.
 
Sounds more like a type of oil or non-liquor alochol.

Yeah, we redid this old Mazak's hyd system a couple years back, it takes Exogol now- you'll find it in the big black barrel over by the loading dock. Don't let it touch your skin, if it gets into your bloodstream you'll start trying to subvert our expectations.
 
I'm so dead to this horseshit already.


I'll tell you the ending then, but first here are the rest of the leaks. Combine this with the last two leaks I posted on the last few pages and you now have the whole movie minus three parts.

Considering what we know now, we can safely say that not-Tatooine takes place before the the snow planet's scenes as 3PO doesn't have his Rambo shit on him and therefore hasn't been changed by Crazy Frog yet.

1: This one isn't a complete leak but one I've pieced together based on previous leaks that match up with the valid one. We already know how the movie starts. It starts off on a forested planet where the not-Rebels are hiding out after suffering major losses. Rey is on a remote part of the planet training with Leia who turns out to have been trained by Luke. The FO's attack forces Rey and her gang and Leia to retreat on the Falcon. Leia sends them on a mission to find a Resistance informant that could help change the tide of battle somehow despite the Not-Rebels having dwindling resources and whatnot. She then hugs Rey and its goodbye. I personally assume the forest planet is the Galaxy's Edge park's planet, which is called Batuu.

2: This is also pieced together. The gang arrives at not-Tatooine to meet with their informant at Burning Man which serves as this film's "Cantina scene". They then find that their informant been murdered with a sith dagger, which he stupidly leaves behind. The assassin is believed to be a Knight of Ren, as the Knights appear on not-Tatooine. Apparently the FO knew they were coming and so proceed to raid the planet, leading up to the chase scene on sand skiffs, Rey and Kylo's first fight and Knights of Ren appearing for the first time. A giant sandworm monster also appears and attacks them (I'm not sure if this is before or after Burning Man, I assume its before since the FO is what scares them off sand planet 3). After a battle with it, its revealed that Rey has the power to heal... One other unrelated rumor claims she can revive things...
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3: This is another pieced together collection of leaks since they accurately follow the same Zorry Bliss/Droid Factory/Sith Dagger shit as the legit leak from earlier. After Zorry Bliss becomes buddy-buddy with Poe and the gang and decides not to turn them in, it turns out there's a second bounty hunter character who was following Zorry who decides to follow through on the plan and sell everyone to the FO. Zorry will be serving as an anti-hero while this guy serves as a minor villain. He was supposedly seen in a private screening of the film I talked about months ago which also confirmed that Rose Tico was no longer a major player. The bounty hunter in question is described as being like the big green dude from Guardians of the Galaxy but with cyborg bits which has led to people calling him Cyborg Drax ("Look guys! We have Guardians in SW! You like those right?! Please come to our movie..."). Drax ends up calling the FO which results in many troopers showing up, most of which are remodeled snowtroopers which are already confirmed to exist via toys (they look like the snowtroopers from TLJ even though it was a salt planet...). During the attack on Kijimi, Zorry helps the heroes escape via Y-Wing which is also confirmed in lego sets. Also did I mention GotG x SW crossover?!! OMGZ!!!
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"MAX HYPEAGE!!!"

4: This one is dubious but it has been referenced by different leakfags. It claims that C-3PX apparently does not become Rambo, he simply holds Chewbacca's stuff after Chewbacca's fake out death. Talk about cheap cop-out.

5: After arriving on Endor after Rey's vision because of the sith dagger, they are confronted by Finn's sister Jannah. We later find out Finn's sister's backstory... She is a former stormtrooper just like him who was in a different part of the FO. She escaped too and ended up on Endor. How convenient. She thinks Finn and the gang are part of the FO. Hence why she attacks them. We later find out that she and Finn were both kidnapped as kids but separated. She's been forced to live off the land, hence why she looks wild and primitive. We don't find out their siblings until much later, hence the whole love triangle shit going on with Finn, Rose, Rey and his sister. One unrelated rumor claims she was raised or trained by Ewoks but take that with a grain of salt.
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6: Sis takes them to the Death Sea where the Death Star is. There Rey goes alone and find the Wayfinder thing. I already explained the rest of this leak in detail on the last page.

7: Rey "accidentally" uses Force Lightning in the film against Kylo but I'm not sure if its during their confrontation on sand planet or Endor. Also Rey and Kylo's battle on Endor is NOT the final battle of the film.
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8: The past rumors about Kylo Ren going to Dagobah to meet the spider Oracle have yet to be confirmed in any of the new valid leaks, and all the ones that have been right so far thanks to Force Friday and SW Celebration haven't made any reference to the Oracle. Which makes me suspect that leak was fake. Only valid thing about is that Kylo ends up meeting Palpatine as he searches for his Wayfinder, but I don't know at what point this is. Could be before or after the sand planet. FYI the film alternates between Rey and Kylo's stories.

9: Finn and his sister (supposedly alongside Rose later on) are then sent on a suicide mission with some troops to destroy General Wyte Pryde's Star Destroyer and they kill him.

10: This is a blank point that has yet to be leaked. IE how they find Palpatine, how they meet Lando, how Leia supposedly dies and how Chewbacca's fake out death plays out. But its at this point where the Sith Troopers aka the 105th first appear and the Knights of Ren play their most important part.

11: They arrive Palpatine's storm planet which is named Exogol and is the true location of the final battle. Palpatine's private Storm Planet in the Unknown Regions which is a do not steal version of Byss, Palpatine's secret capital from the Dark Empire comics (which is still canon under Disney but they're not using it).

12: The final fucking battle. Big stupid ship battle using every ship from the franchise (OT, PT and nu-EU) over Palpatine's planet. They then shit themselves when they see the massive fleet of Super Star Destroyers. Meanwhile, Rey goes to confront the Emperor herself, with his new throne room being a recreation of shit from the Ralph McQuarrie artwork for ROTJ as in big fancy throne surrounded by lava and spikes.
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Palpatine looks the same but he now wears Red-hued robes with a belt. Here is an artist's impression of the true final battle in IX based on what others describe and a rough sketch by someone who did see it... Rey wields two sabers. One belonging to Anakin and the other belonging to... Leia... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
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Its a repeat of ROTJ's final climax... BUT BETTER OMGZ! Palpatine defeats Kylo Ren and absorbs his power to rejuvenate himself, then transforming into what he looked like in ROTS. He then throws Kylo Ren down into the "Abyss" to mirror his father's death, leaving Rey to fight him alone as she's completely torn up and weakened over Ren's death.
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13: The entire stupid fucking battle which is from fucking LEGEND OF KORRA! E;R knew the truth all along! Rey unleashes MAX-SUENESS and becomes empowered by the spirit of every jedi ever including Kylo Ren to defeat Palpatine. Rey then unleashes such a powerful Force lightning burst akin to Yoda's in TLJ which completely disables the Super Star Destroyers, locking them in place and making them unable to attack, allowing the not-Rebels to destroy them. Finn, his sis, plus Lando in the Falcon and a whole fleet of reinforcements from out of nowhere arrive and destroy the the FO and Sheev's forces. Palpatine and Rey then have their final battle. Palpy unleashes a full electric KAMEHAMEHA which Rey deflects back at him, destroying him once and for all while I puke.
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14: The only seemingly valid leak so far regarding the ending (and the most recurring one) is that it finishes on Tatooine with Rey and presumably her "friends" looking out into the twin sun horizon to mimic Luke after burying items belonging to Luke, Han and Leia near the Lars homestead. Rey is then seen by a local who asks that "its been a long time... since I've seen anyone here... Who are you?" She answers: "Rey... Rey Skywalker."
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I have a very VERY bad feeling about this...

EXOGOL IS THE KEY WORD HERE! If that name pops up, this is 100% the plot of the film. Screencap this shit.

Some of the Farmers here suggested that Exogol be defined as something to the effect of "dark hope, bone-chattering amusement, and horror" as you're watching something commit suicide.

I propose a more concise paraphasing.

Exogol is the point at which a phenomenon implodes.

A violent compression event, like a collapsing star.

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Sweet fuck. "SW cooking supplies for the nerdy ladies like Miss Kennedy! Teehee!" ... Can Disney-Lucasfilm make it any more blatant that they're trying to turn SW into a lifestyle brand while showing just how out of touch they are with the rest of the world?
This is just Spaceballs-tier merch. It wouldn't honestly be so damn corny if they didn't show this off with "epic music", as if buying this shit somehow makes you a badass.

Pretty soon you'll see them join the low-wage soycucks at Marvel in a crossover with Eat the Universe:


This is Ackbar's replacement in IX which was leaked in the original costume leak from a few months back that showed crazy frog for the first time. I'll say the same thing I said then, he looks disgusting and they gave him a disgusting human skin-tone like every other nu-alien in Disney Wars. Some at the time had doubts and said it was only a placeholder color due to the colormap on his chest, but it looks like this really is his final color...
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What is it with Disney making ugly versions of old aliens and giving them human skin tones? It makes the fucker look like a weird penis. Also a new IX novel was released yesterday which I didn't even hear about until now. Such brilliant marketing. Anyway, the book mentions a character called Aftab Ackbar... If this new shitty Ackbar replacement is indeed Ackbar's relative, than this may confirm the other shitty leak from months back about Ackbar's newphew being his replacement. Do they have like backup Ackbars for every time a new one dies to fill the exact same niche and roll? Did they put any thought into this at all? Chances are this dumb fucker won't do anything in the film and will just give some instructions before fading into the background with no explanation as to who he is, since JJ and Lucasfilm will probably expect us to read a book about him. Or worse, they'll just do a repeat of ROTJ's space fight and have him say "THIS IS A RUSE!". As if JJ's shit couldn't feel more like a knockoff than it already did.

Fabulous. We needed an alien that looked like a circumcised penis.

Also another old rumor/leak is confirmed in that Wedge is officially in IX...
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No no no NO NO YOU STUPID HACK MOTHERFUCKERS, ENOUGH

So new Disney Wars bullshit is finally coming in from New York Comic Con today. Aside from a lot of Funko Pop crap, something was teased called "PROJECT LUMINOUS". No idea what that's about but I assume that like with Project Blue tard cum, its probably some shitty new anthology of more pointless novels they will be releasing next year since a lot of novels were talked about at the event.
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Then again, something about it bothers me more than usual. The screen describes what the Force is according to Yoda and old lore "Force is all living things etc etc... Until..." Until what? "Project Luminous". So they're going to change the very nature of the Force now? Are they going to put midichlorians to shame? Do we finally get confirmation of the Force is Female? Oh great. The project is headed by Claudia Gray, Holdo's co-creator and writer of powerful feminist SW novels, like MasterxPadawan.

Among some of the announced books is a shitty Clone Wars anthology novel collection rather than more episode adaptations, Kylo Ren anthology novel collection and the IX novelization coming out March 3.
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This Kylo Ren one was leaked months ago but now there's a cover and he's even uglier than before. The story is basically about getting inside "Dear Sweet Ben-Ben Solo's head" while finding out his entire life story...

And a spinoff story by Caitlin Kennedy called R2 has Autism is Lost because Kennedy just has to put her progeny in the limelight.
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Also Vader is getting another new comic series because he's the only thing that sells, and SW comics will be relaunching under the ESB timeline...

And they've announced another Thrawn trilogy of novels starting in May about the Chiss Ascendancy.
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Oh boy. More soulless cashgrabs about a character who's become a useless shadow of what he used to be. Like who even cares about Thrawn anymore? He's not some legendary badass who almost conquers the galaxy and faces off against Luke and the gang. He's some loser who kept fucking up against a small band of loser rebels and "died" a loser's death thanks to Space Aladdin, the Space Whales and the Space Moose.

And here's the most insulting one.
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Its a manga adaptation of a TLJ tie-in novel about Luke Skywalker as told by the jedi/horsepen kids on Canto Bight from TLJ.
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In the novel, the kids gather together in the horse cage and discuss whether or not Luke Skywalker exists, who the majority of people think is just a myth. So the kids tell a bunch of made up myths and stories about Luke and his exploits then a talking flea coincidentally shows up and tells them he was with Luke and the gang the whole time and tells the kids about the rescue of Han Solo. Apparently Luke is also considered a lying conman by those who do think he exists... Yet they treat this book as if it honors Luke despite that only a small few and some slave kids actually remember him and now they wanna make a manga out of it... Just what the fuck is going through their minds to make so many dumb decisions? Hell I've even seen some optimistic boobs discussing this and thinking its going to be an adaptation of Luke's pre-Disney/Legends adventures. Also Leia, a major figure in the Republic for years couldn't be arsed to tell people who her brother was on the news? Or erect a statue of him on New Alderaan (which still exists in Disney canon) or something?

Also some pic was shown of Rey copying Luke's pose from the original ANH poster. This bitch really has nothing original to offer other than being a better female version of Luke and Leia combined. Might as well call her Reya Skywalker (Do not steal) while we're at it.

All this garbage seems to show is that even if IX fails, Disney has no plans of improving themselves. They'll just keep going about it business as usual while learning nothing to appease investors. This level of overconfident smug faggotry is almost sickening.

Potion Seller, I need your strongest potion so I can kill myself.









I used to think Star Wars dying was a tragedy ...

... until I realized ...

it's a comedy.

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Harry Potter wasnt really a character [nor was a lot of 1990s to present YA characters] and thats who the studios are writing for

Harry Potter was a bumbling dweeb who was bailed out by: His dead parents, his friends, the school administration, his uncle fresh from solitary confinement, his friends' parents, the azn qt he was too much of a terminal virgin to do anything about, his friends, his enemies, the school administration AGAIN, his dead parents and aforementioned now-dead uncle, and finally at the end by the will of great Athetismo himself speaking through a dead gay wizard*

Harry Potter was window dressing, and was simply surrounded by people who were actually good and/or interesting (for Rowling to unceremonoiously kill off because fuck you that's why) but he was not a sue because he was not perfect or overpowered; he only triumphed because of the actions and forethought of others.

Which is why HP resonated so strongly with YA audiences. YA are still very much beholden to a world set up and dictated by the actions of others - parents, teachers, etc. You may come up with the solution but understand you are reliant on others for the implementation.
Which is also why it resonates with sad brain NEETS and legbeards.


Which I never got the uproar; clocked that faggot the minute they showed him writing letters to that other wizard. "Oh shit its a dude, written by a woman, writing letters to another man. 100% pure strain-faggot".
 
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Sorry for double posting but...this is D-0
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LITERALLY A FUCKING HAIRDRYER ON A WHEEL.

This is what droids are now, people. BB-8 was passable if only because I thought it was innovative how all the astromech tools could be accessed by rotating the ball, but...this thing looks like they took fucking CLAPTRAP and replaced his entire body with a megaphone with the handle broken off.
Some designer came up with a "cute" design for a droid and again they throw that shit out there in hopes of making it the next Minions thingy.
In terms of the story, t's just the sidekick of a sidekick.
Which brings me to my next point:

Is he even functional as a droid? Like does he have the normal droid tools like BB-8 and R2-D2 or is he literally just a hair dryer on wheels?
10 bucks say this ties to the C3P0 fake-out deletion. Ballsack McProlapse will climb into C3P0, delete his memory to install Sith-Runes-For-Dummies, at the same time, BB-8 will construct D-0. Later in the movie, we will learn that R2 actually installed C3P0's personality and memories into D-0.

This is just a hunch, but we all know, whatever they do with D-0, it's gonna be lame as fuck.
 
Which is why HP resonated so strongly with YA audiences. YA are still very much beholden to a world set up and dictated by the actions of others - parents, teachers, etc. You may come up with the solution but understand you are reliant on others for the implementation.
Which is also why it resonates with sad brain NEETS and legbeards.
Going by the "fans" it resonates strongly with the supremacists. And they are completely oblivious that if the words "wizard" and "muggle" were to swiped out for "white" and "negro" could lead to one to think those with magical powers really hate black people.
 
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Going by the "fans" it resonates strongly with the supremacists. And they are completely oblivious that if the words "wizard" and "muggle" were to swiped out for "white" and "negro" could lead to one to think those with magical powers really hate black people.

I don't get into the ramifications of the shitty coddled middle class liberal woman politics lying under the surface of HP for roughly the same reason I won't discus Link ransacking the houses of the people he's there to save - its entertainment, not everything needs to be dissected to death.

But, contemplate this for discussions with people who think HP should be used for anything other than easily consumed entertainment:
Hermione was born to two normie parents, spent her first 10 years as a normie, so is well versed in the normie world and all its doings.
Hermione starts her campaign to free the house elves, many of which are completely fine with being servants & the way things are going. She absolutely refuses to even contemplate using wizard powers to fix world hunger or disease.

(Also if a person with a shotgun could take out a wizard, imagine a wizard with a shotgun. )
 
When this whole shebang began I thought originally that this was started as part of the usual progressive takeover schtick: grab thing, warp thing to be a vector for propaganda, until it inevitably fails, find new thing, repeat. I'm starting to think there's a more sinister motive underpinning this.

When you analyze the works of the postmodernist and communist philosophers, especially that sick fuck, Engels, you will notice a re-occurring theme: that the glorious global communist uprising is being held back by things that are, for all intentions, pillars of society and it's really hard to justify getting rid of. Things that normally no human being would really consider a threat to anything, like the nuclear family and religion in general, but are absolutely a threat if you're trying to force communism at gunpoint. I think the intention is to slowly erode everything people used to take any joy or pleasure in and take them out under the idea that it will force them to adopt their ideals. The problem is that really doesn't work when everyone hates what you've done.

Basically, they thought that when the only thing left is their gray brick of doom, then people would love the gray brick or have nothing. The problem, of course, is that no one wants the gray brick of doom, and tearing the heart out of their community won't kill them. They'll simply refocus on a new cause - they were nerds who enjoyed their insular turbonerd shit - and since you destroyed what they once cared about, they will devote all the time they once spent enjoying their shit on the destruction of everything you've done in response.

In conclusion, Liberty Prime was right.
 
Looks like a potential controversy is a brewin'. At New York Comic Con, guests were treated to the reveal of a bunch of new Disney Wars merchandise which had been previewed sometime earlier, however there is a glaring difference between the current merch and the prototype designs. Rose Tico has been edited out of all merch she was in, including the official poster for IX that replaced Rose with ugly slug man. This has caused the retarded Twitter mob to form an uproar.

Merch with a few then and now comparisons:
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And here's some woke sperging with a delicious side serving of salt.
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(Sleemo is a rather notable uberMouseketeer and you'll see xher pop-up almost everywhere Disney Wars related on Twitter)

This has led to the creation of the #WheresRose hashtag on Twitter and now there's rumors of a boycott surfacing among Disney's nu-fans! Great job Disney! You successfully alienated not only the core fanbase, the normalfags but even your nu-fans! Bravo Kennedy!
Although I'm a little worried since this means that either Disney-Lucasfilm is legit retarded or @Jaimas is right...
 
When this whole shebang began I thought originally that this was started as part of the usual progressive takeover schtick: grab thing, warp thing to be a vector for propaganda, until it inevitably fails, find new thing, repeat. I'm starting to think there's a more sinister motive underpinning this.

When you analyze the works of the postmodernist and communist philosophers, especially that sick fuck, Engels, you will notice a re-occurring theme: that the glorious global communist uprising is being held back by things that are, for all intentions, pillars of society and it's really hard to justify getting rid of. Things that normally no human being would really consider a threat to anything, like the nuclear family and religion in general, but are absolutely a threat if you're trying to force communism at gunpoint. I think the intention is to slowly erode everything people used to take any joy or pleasure in and take them out under the idea that it will force them to adopt their ideals. The problem is that really doesn't work when everyone hates what you've done.

Basically, they thought that when the only thing left is their gray brick of doom, then people would love the gray brick or have nothing. The problem, of course, is that no one wants the gray brick of doom, and tearing the heart out of their community won't kill them. They'll simply refocus on a new cause - they were nerds who enjoyed their insular turbonerd shit - and since you destroyed what they once cared about, they will devote all the time they once spent enjoying their shit on the destruction of everything you've done in response.

In conclusion, Liberty Prime was right.
I don't man, I don't view Disney or Star Wars as being secret communists. The people running it are "limousine" liberals, who only pay lip service to certain socialist ideas. Their capitalists through and through...

Most of these corporate ideas of inclusiveness are hamfisted ways of increasing profitability....

That ultimately fall flat because there hollow and superficial...

Nothing wrong with diversity, it just doesn't mean much narratively. You still have to make compelling characters. Instead, it's the mere fact that inserting 'whatever demographic' is compelling in of itself....

Looks like a potential controversy is a brewin'. At New York Comic Con, guests were treated to the reveal of a bunch of new Disney Wars merchandise which had been previewed sometime earlier, however there is a glaring difference between the current merch and the prototype designs. Rose Tico has been edited out of all merch she was in, including the official poster for IX that replaced Rose with ugly slug man. This has caused the exceptional Twitter mob to form an uproar.

Merch with a few then and now comparisons:
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And here's some woke sperging with a delicious side serving of salt.
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(Sleemo is a rather notable uberMouseketeer and you'll see xher pop-up almost everywhere Disney Wars related on Twitter)

This has led to the creation of the #WheresRose hashtag on Twitter and now there's rumors of a boycott surfacing among Disney's nu-fans! Great job Disney! You successfully alienated not only the core fanbase, the normalfags but even your nu-fans! Bravo Kennedy!
Although I'm a little worried since this means that either Disney-Lucasfilm is legit exceptional or @Jaimas is right...

I don't think 'the where is Rose' shit is gonna go much of anywhere. I don't think anyone cares, outside of some random twitter accounts...

They can be ignored...

Makes me wonder, how small of a role does she have?
 
I find the whole Where's Rose nonsense pretty hilarious :story: The harsh reality is no one, and I mean no one likes, cares, or gives a modicum of a fuck about Rose. She and Holdo are up there with Jar Jar for being some of the worst Star Wars characters in recent memory.

One of my cousins is a Star Wars loyalist who refuses to consider that the series has any flaws whatsoever and spent up to fifteen weeks ranting about how cool the Darth Vader scene at the end of Rogue One was. Consumes Star Wars mindlessly year after year and gets hyped for even the smallest of pandering Disney is willing to throw his way.

Not even he likes Rose.
 
I don't think 'the where is Rose' shit is gonna go much of anywhere. I don't think anyone cares...
I find the whole Where's Rose nonsense pretty hilarious :story: The harsh reality is no one, and I mean no one likes, cares, or gives a modicum of a fuck about Rose. She and Holdo are up there with Jar Jar for being some of the worst Star Wars characters in recent memory.

One of my cousins is a Star Wars loyalist who refuses to consider that the series has any flaws whatsoever and spent up to fifteen weeks ranting about how cool the Darth Vader scene at the end of Rogue One was. Consumes Star Wars mindlessly year after year and gets hyped for even the smallest of pandering Disney is willing to throw his way.

Not even he likes Rose.
No one does outside of the Twitter echo chamber, and that's what makes it funny. Only ones really giving a shit about this are Twitter, The Mary Sue and ResetEra, which are all spergier than usual about this shit.

But I have to sadly disagree on your point that it won't go anywhere since Twitter mobs always gets what they want. Resetera is already forming some kind of smear tactic.
 
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