Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Da Dude123 said:
Lucas is back posting pictures of food with his schizo thoughts.
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I don't know about you guys, but I don't like messy plates. They don't look appetizing to me and the fact that that burger's bun is falling off doesn't help matters.

The fact that this is Lucas trying to attract women with that picture makes it a lot worse. I'm not George Costanza. I don't want to eat a sandwich while having sex or even talk about it when eating a sandwich and I'm sure the vast majority of women feel the same.

On a side note, I like how he said we have something in common politically, despite the fact that he said nothing about politics beforehand. He just assumes all the women will lean to the left.
Man vs persistent rat said:
One thing millennial girls LOVE is being called "doll". Try "honey" as well, it's very effective.
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They also love having kids as soon possible. It's not like younger generations want to have kids later on in life.
Rokko said:
Scrabble meeting Chess is like putting Ketchup on Caviar. No one but Lucas would like that. You just have no class, Lucas. Read some books, dude.
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No amount of reading or anything will fix Lucas' defective taste buds or taste in games. You can't beat common sense into someone.
Rogowski said:
Why does it look like he’s about to suck your dick while you peruse his board game collection?
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Well, he did post gay porn when he came over here. The fact that he's acting like he's going to suck our dicks does not surprise me.
 
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Rescuetoast said:
I think millennials are too old for him now, he seems to have moved on to “generation z”, which google has informed me is 3-23 year olds.
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Depends on who you ask. There's no clear year for when the millennial generation ends and when gen z begins. In 2015, the U.S. Census Bureau considered anyone born between 1982 and 2000.

https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2015/cb15-113.html

Using that definition, Lucas would still be after millennials. Either way, I feel bad for any woman that is still within the age group he's looking for.
 
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Lucas being back on his pictures of food. Does he think he is the only man who can take a woman out to dinner? Anyone can do that. Even 18-24 year old men who have part time jobs. Lucas can only do that when he gets his tard check at the beginning of the month.
 
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He thinks he's flaunting wealth buying budget diner food, when his target demographic can likely cook that shit at home to a higher standard for half the price. He's an eternal boomer in many ways. Any millennial with a part-time job is richer than Lucas.

The only person who would be excited at the thought that a person can buy them whatever cheap food they want would be a child who doesn't get much allowance, i.e. a 12 year old, Lucas's dream.
 
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The Telomerase Truth said:
Depends on who you ask. There's no clear year for when the millennial generation ends and when gen z begins. In 2015, the U.S. Census Bureau considered anyone born between 1982 and 2000.

https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2015/cb15-113.html

Using that definition, Lucas would still be after millennials. Either way, I feel bad for any woman that is still within the age group he's looking for.
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Even if you go by that definition, millennials are still too old because everyone knows his real range is more like 11-16.
 
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Fattyroad said:
Even if you go by that definition, millennials are still too old because everyone knows his real range is more like 11-16.
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That's a fair point. He still needs an older woman though since he wouldn't have easy access to a child that young for an extended amount of time unless he had one.
Rogowski said:
I fully believe that if it was a viable option for him he would just be a foster parent or adoption and would specifically try to get a girl with obvious issues that he could exploit.
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Thank God adoption isn't an option for him. Since that's not possible for him, he's stuck trying to get older women so he can get a child from her.

Wasn't the niece he thought was beautiful about 10 years old? Or am I remembering that wrong?
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas being back on his pictures of food. Does he think he is the only man who can take a woman out to dinner? Anyone can do that. Even 18-24 year old men who have part time jobs. Lucas can only do that when he gets his tard check at the beginning of the month.
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More importantly, we women can buy our own meals. Even back in high school with a shitty part time job I could afford a burger and fries. Females who can't afford a cheap meal like that are either unemployed or...wait for it... too young to have a job! Is this the demographic he's really going for? Makes me wonder. It's hard sometimes to tell whether he's sneaky or just plain stupid.
 
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He's just a moron. I'm not the first to say it, someone back in the thread put it particularly well, but Lucas thinks food is bait because...well, because for HIM it is. Other than plotting to impregnate teenies, talking about food is the only subject which seems to engender any passion in him. Lucas lived as a baby for decades, taken care of by mommy and daddy. Privately, he's obviously very impressed with his ability to buy food like a grownup....he thinks it makes him....mature, I guess?

Another thing that's puzzled me....his website is cute OLDER daddy. How is a 40-year-old an "older" daddy? If that name was on a fetish site, I would expect it to be attached to an 85 year old with a dog collar.
 
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Rogowski said:
I've also always wondered why Lucas never preyed on vulnerable runaways, given his former homeless status. I guess it’s best not to ask those questions and just be thankful it never happened.
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Homeless runaways would rather sell their bodies than put them anywhere near Lucas’ greased pig physique.

Lucas seems to think women are all base animals...they lust after young men their own age without thought (when any reasoning person would choose the longer telomere option!), they scream about their desire to have babies with any available male and they are easily lured in with food. He also talks down to them continually, thinking he needs to constantly explain his “telomeres” thing so even their simple female brains will finally understand it.

He should set some humane traps baited with peanut butter and see if he gets better results that way.
 
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15 years for Lucas to find himself an ovulator.
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Da Dude123 said:
15 years for Lucas to find himself an ovulator.
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Due to the accelerated rate of aging in schizophrenia, it's likely already too late. I posted an article a couple of weeks ago, but here's more evidence that telomere attrition may have happened early for him: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/30001973 (It's only the abstract, but it sums it up fairly well.)

Also, in the same article it says, "Schizophrenia is visualized as an accelerated cellular aging syndrome characterized by early onset of cardiovascular disease causing premature mortality." So the combination of being schizophrenic and a colossal fat ass who subsists on a diet of cheese and other garbage is a double whammy. Even if by some miracle he were to have a child, he probably won't be around long enough to raise it.

He is not father material (for a myriad of reasons) but we already knew this. I could post tons of evidence to contradict his distorted view of himself, but he will never believe it.
 
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Hey Lucas, there are lifestyle changes you can make to lengthen your telomeres if you’re really that committed to the cause:
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www.ucsf.edu

Lifestyle Changes May Lengthen Telomeres, A Measure of Cell Aging

A small pilot study shows for the first time that changes in diet, exercise, stress management and social support may result in longer telomeres, the parts of chromosomes that affect aging.
www.ucsf.edu www.ucsf.edu
 
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Garfieldchu said:
Hey Lucas, there are lifestyle changes you can make to lengthen your telomeres if you’re really that committed to the cause:
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www.ucsf.edu

Lifestyle Changes May Lengthen Telomeres, A Measure of Cell Aging

A small pilot study shows for the first time that changes in diet, exercise, stress management and social support may result in longer telomeres, the parts of chromosomes that affect aging.
www.ucsf.edu www.ucsf.edu
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Don't think those lifestyle changes would help schizo pedo brained Lucas.
 
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