Steven Universe - Now a Griefing Thread

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I've only see bits and pieces of the series, but I'd be interested in an episode where the Diamonds chat it up with Greg about Pink Diamond/Rose. You would think they'd be interested in the guy who woo'd their sister
Greg the Diamond-Smasher Round 2.

And since there's no more villains or story, all we'll have is a season of all the characters, even the tyrannical Diamonds, farting around in the donut shop and being gay.
I don’t think there’s no antagonist quite yet.
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Greg the Diamond-Smasher Round 2.


I don’t think there’s no antagonist quite yet.
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If there's no plot twist that white diamond was faking her redemption the entire time making the antagonist for season 6 to make up for that rushed ending in season 5, I've lost all interest in this series.
 
If there's no plot twist that white diamond was faking her redemption the entire time making the antagonist for season 6 to make up for that rushed ending in season 5, I've lost all interest in this series.

Here's what I half-expect is going to happen:
We go back to Monster of the Week/Townie episodes just like back in Season 1 because "we gotta make this one big exceptional circle because it's poetry and it rhymes", except the Monsters of the Weeks are actually people like Jaspers and other Off-Colors who would've normally had a season, or at least a couple of episodes, dedicated to talking through and discussing stuff, except nope: they're just killer monsters now. It goes on for that for awhile in 22 half hour episodes, that maybe sorta hint at something, but will mean you have to wade through more Townie stories, because even now the show still has pacing issues.

Then come the second part of a two-part series finale, where everything seems like it's wrapped up: in the last 2 minutes of the show, THAT'S when they finally apply logic to this situation and White Diamond snaps. She then proceeds to go on a rampage as it turns out that, oh, PLOT TWIST: The diamonds were ACTUALLY still evil and they were just working to get into Steven/the Crystal Gems' homeworld, permanently destroy the planet and some characters in some devastating Earth-shattering way, fuck off back to Homeworld, leaving Steven and the remaining Crystal Gem scrambling to understand what happened (because surely being nice should've worked to stop tyrannical dictators, right?), and it cuts to a closing shot showing how fucked everything got so quickly. This is so Crewniverse can try and strong arm a new series/proper sequel to tie up these new loose ends they just piled one on top of the other, but then get completely rejected by the network. Leaving both them and the fandom in complete shock and outrage for years to come, with it being known as one of the worst cliffhangers/endings on television

...And then maybe in 10-20 years, we get a shitty reboot and/or revival series to try and haphazardly fix everything, I dunno.
It just has that feel as if that's how it's gonna play out. Like they're trying to pull an "Underfist" per The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy by making this an epilogue/sorta sequel series that introduces all of these new threats to try and launch a new series based off of fan interest, because they've been given so much leeway by CN thus far that, surely, they can be different and pull it off where others have failed before them.

Instead of, y'know, just going the Ben 10 route and just making it a new series.
 
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They gave the upcoming villains away in the song, no?
 
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A couple of months ago I tuned into Cartoon Network for the first time in several years and I saw this commercial teaching children how to create a social media profile, assisted by a Steven Universe character who visibly identified as intersex on the screen.

I'm glad I never had any kids. All this shit, it just ain't right.
 
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