The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[awoo]

I kinda like this one because of how depressing it is.

These pictures have a timeless quality about them. Calendar says October 2019 but I'd believe October 2009 just as much.
Man is this what feeling old is like

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

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And to think that this is supposed to be a mascot of some sort.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Now imagine some fnaf-like horror, but you are hiding from firries in horrible murrsuits

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Now imagine some fnaf-like horror, but you are hiding from firries in horrible murrsuits

That's been scientifically proven to be what awaits you in the 6th through 9th layers of hell.

At once three hellish furries stain'd with blood
In limb and motion, feral they seemed
Around them brownest costumes toxin reeks
Their volumes; bubos and blisters crept
Instead of hair, and their swollen cheeks bound.
[Inferno, Canto IX]

 

[Trusty Patches]

A few choice finds from Instagram:

 

[Bastard Beast]

Spoiler: Listing for “edgy green dog”

 

[omori]

Decently made but god damn does it look uncanny valley.

 

[Digital Thunder]

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Decently made but god damn does it look uncanny valley.

Birds have a tendency to anthropomorphize terribly, and it's worsened by furry artists trying to translate them into that Don Bluth knock-off style that they refuse to let die. I'd imagine this being a better outcome for an avian fursuit is part of why bird characters are a less common sight.

 

[Alpacawitz]

Spoiler: "High quality realistic fursuit head"

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Dear god this looks like something from a bad 80s B movie

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Spoiler: this is from a "professional" maker

3,640 dollars for this wrinkly monstrosity.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Reality // expectation

 

[NoFeline]

Definitely not what they were going for but at least the result came out with more personality. Happy accidents

 

[Quijibo69]

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ALF really let himself go the last few years.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

After a quick browse through Etsy we have:

Spoiler: I don't remember this in Jurassic Park

Spoiler: barf, uh...cat?

Spoiler: sorry about your eyes

 

[RoadkillHound]

Spoiler: "Otter" for $150 on etsy

 

[RoadkillHound]

Spoiler: Can be yours for only $600

like come on, it's not even a partial, it's just squashed looking head. I think they were going for a winky face but they just ended up giving it downs.

 

[Fidget]

Spoiler: Can be yours for only $600

View attachment 979744View attachment 979745View attachment 979747like come on, it's not even a partial, it's just squashed looking head. I think they were going for a winky face but they just ended up giving it downs.

What a steal

 

[Zaryiu]

The only silver at best lining with fursuits that hide the head of the wearer is at least we don't have to see the furfags faces

 

[Dreams Mask]

Spoiler: Can be yours for only $600

View attachment 979744View attachment 979745View attachment 979747like come on, it's not even a partial, it's just squashed looking head. I think they were going for a winky face but they just ended up giving it downs.

I'd rather spend £600 on video games and a camera than that. Not even the different fabrics and how badly done helps anything.

 

[Rabidcolombian]

Spoiler: small tail

This one isn't too bad but the pictures provided were kind of weird.
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That room looks exactly what I assumed it would look like.

In other news, I thought our eyes could use some much needed cleansing. I actually like this head. Its proportional and looks like a 2D Disney character in real life. There's some talent there. Is it just when they add fur that these things turn into fuel for fire?