Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Shibaru]

Chris loves hoarding though. A subsidized apartment maybe has a dedicated bedroom at most. Usually it’s just a box with a kitchen, living space, and a closet sized bathroom. Chris will want to keep going to cons and accumulating more crap. When Barb finally dies he might be expecting to expand his MLP/funko/vidya pile into her former living areas.

That is, until an Eviction Notice comes a knocking.

If I Remember exactly, Barb/Chris are still supposed to be paying off the house, and when Barb Bites the dust and Chris Doesn't pay, the House goes Bye-Bye.

Don't want to see "Storage Unit Saga" but we may have to soon.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris probably hates 14 Branchland more now than he did when he made those videos.

And he will do absolutely nothing about it while continuing to bitch about it.

 

[CaptainAutism]

And he will do absolutely nothing about it while continuing to bitch about it.

I think he will try to do something about it. It will just be his delusional bullshit though so it won't have any actual effect here in reality.

 

[GherkinRealness]

I think he will try to do something about it. It will just be his delusional bullshit though so it won't have any actual effect here in reality.

Exactly. He barely knows how to send things in the post, never mind arrange viewing dates with estate agents and setting out a rental contract.

He'll say he's going to move, feel stressed, then go back to pony land.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Chris loves hoarding though. A subsidized apartment maybe has a dedicated bedroom at most. Usually it’s just a box with a kitchen, living space, and a closet sized bathroom. Chris will want to keep going to cons and accumulating more crap. When Barb finally dies he might be expecting to expand his MLP/funko/vidya pile into her former living areas.

In between this and barb's death will be the couch-surfing saga where chris will try to do this to someone else's house.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

In between this and barb's death will be the couch-surfing saga where chris will try to do this to someone else's house.

Chris might attempt to find a shithole apartment with his tugboat but then find out he has no credit score. I can’t wait for the chimpout against the landlord.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

There's no discussion to be had here. Chris is in the type of exceptionally poor health that kills a man at 45, and Barb is the kind of spiteful old harpy who lives to be 110 just to piss off the people who don't like her.

 

[FarLeftChud]

Chris might attempt to find a shithole apartment with his tugboat but then find out he has no credit score. I can’t wait for the chimpout against the landlord.

What's Chris' tugboat amount again and as well as any other revenue streams?

 

[Picklechu]

What's Chris' tugboat amount again and as well as any other revenue streams?

= Roughly $1300/month, last time we got numbers. Patreon is currently $176/month. eBay varies, but his account is suspended, so, excluding selling Hoard and shit, and assuming his Patreon numbers hold steady, he gets about $17712/year. They'd only look at his tardbux, but that's still enough to get a subsidized apartment for re-res. Also enough to get a shitty normie apartment, but if they do a credit check in that scenario, he might be fucked; it just depends.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

= Roughly $1300/month, last time we got numbers. Patreon is currently $176/month. eBay varies, but his account is suspended, so, excluding selling Hoard and shit, and assuming his Patreon numbers hold steady, he gets about $17712/year. They'd only look at his tardbux, but that's still enough to get a subsidized apartment for re-res. Also enough to get a shitty normie apartment, but if they do a credit check in that scenario, he might be fucked; it just depends.

He’s also entitled to food stamps and probably has medicaid. Also he can still work part-time at least 20 hours a week. His diagnosis is full-blown autism so he has a good chance of getting into an apartment as opposed to just having “anxiety, depression, aspergers, etc”. The state will definitely want him off the streets ASAP when you consider his loitering habits.

The thing that concerns me most is his vulnerability to even more depraved forms of w e e ning. Chris is always at his most susceptible to trolling when he’s in need of something; money, china, or otherwise. You could have someone manipulating him into being a prostitute which could lead to some pretty harsh legal consequences. Or promising him an apartment if he does X, or telling him that they’ll let him stay with them if he drives out a thousand miles to some random ghetto like what happened with the Ohio trip. Chris would rather believe that a rich female fan of his with a mansion is willing to take him in than listen to people who can guide him through the right channels into a subsidized apartment.

There’s gonna be a huge ween epidemic and it’s not gonna be pretty.

 

[Jaimas]

The thing that concerns me most is his vulnerability to even more depraved forms of w e e ning. Chris is always at his most susceptible to trolling when he’s in need of something; money, china, or otherwise. You could have someone manipulating him into being a prostitute which could lead to some pretty harsh legal consequences. Or promising him an apartment if he does X, or telling him that they’ll let him stay with them if he drives out a thousand miles to some random ghetto like what happened with the Ohio trip. Chris would rather believe that a rich female fan of his with a mansion is willing to take him in than listen to people who can guide him through the right channels into a subsidized apartment.

There’s gonna be a huge I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME epidemic and it’s not gonna be pretty.

While that's tragic, we can't do anything about that because, ultimately, Chris won't do anything about that.

Countless decent people have tried to steer him onto a better path and all of them failed. None will ever successfully change his course because ultimately Chris sees no reason to. There's nothing more that can be done about it; we all know what is going to happen and all we can do is watch the inevitable fireworks.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

While that's tragic, we can't do anything about that because, ultimately, Chris won't do anything about that.

Countless decent people have tried to steer him onto a better path and all of them failed. None will ever successfully change his course because ultimately Chris sees no reason to. There's nothing more that can be done about it; we all know what is going to happen and all we can do is watch the inevitable fireworks.

I have a plan to convince Chris to get a job and move out. The first step is to give him a large amount of money

 

[Someone in a Tree]

And he will do absolutely nothing about it while continuing to shit his pants

FTFY

 

[The handsome tard]

If Barb gets cremated, whoever bought that Sonic totem needs to send it back, because goddamn does that thing make a perfect urn:
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The pazuzu statue is less cursed than that thing. Those are some nihilistic nothingness black eyes there.

There's no discussion to be had here. Chris is in the type of exceptionally poor health that kills a man at 45, and Barb is the kind of spiteful old harpy who lives to be 110 just to piss off the people who don't like her.

Maybe she holds the secret to biological immortality and we are seeing it die off right in front of our eyes.

 

[Tedbundychu]

I have a plan to convince Chris to get a job and move out. The first step is to give him a large amount of money

DON'T

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

DON'T

It was simply a joke. I don't have any money.

 

[Minxy the Jinx]

It was simply a joke. I don't have any money.

It was funny until I remembered that there are a good amount of people actually willing to give Chris a large sum of money so now I'm concerned

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

It was funny until I remembered that there are a good amount of people actually willing to give Chris a large sum of money so now I'm concerned

I think Chris should give me a large sum of money

 

[BScCollateral]

It was funny until I remembered that there are a good amount of people actually willing to give Chris a large sum of money so now I'm concerned

Sarcasm is dead because it relies on saying things so stupid that nobody would say it. Tragically, there is no such thing.

 

[DoodleBerry]

I read on the CWCiki that our German Media Whore Leader Null made arrangements to have a Moderator pick Chris up after Barb dies and get him into Assisted Living.

Edit for the smug Autists with low reading comprehension: Is this still a thing? And if not, did Null tank the after Barb death simply because Chris Chan is wanted him to believe in the merge?

If I missed where this was spoken about, point me there instead of your helpful "late" rating. There is like a million threads and posts and I am genuinely curious about this.

Also, has anyone seen the Chris-Chan Null MLP drawing?