Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[A Useless Fish]

My fellow Kiwis!

I have done something for this site which I never thought I would ever do.

I spent money.

I was able to find a copy of the latest Empire magazine (which is eleven fucking dollars), and have scanned the Star Wars article, which is an interview with Jar Jar Abrams, where he heaps lies upon lies, while the interviewer fellates him.

I am sadly technologically inept, and don't have a fucking clue about how to copy and paste pdf files. But, I daresay there's a few massive autists here that could do us the favor!

Behold!

 

[Creep3r]

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Thank you Based Klaud

They need to find a way to add Based Klaud's bro Snap Wexley into the memes too for maximum Chuck Wendig anal devastation.

Novelty gifts. It gets bought as a joke for your wine aunt who's seen Star Wars once or twice and never gets used because said wine aunt already has superior quality products.

Looks like they're starting to.

Also more memes keep popping up.

Dickcheese?

Also it looks like they not only removed Rose from merch but Yellow Yoda too. So what does this mean? Yellow Yoda is in the movie? She isn't? Or does she have a horribly reduced role like Rose?

My fellow Kiwis!

I have done something for this site which I never thought I would ever do.

I spent money.

I was able to find a copy of the latest Empire magazine (which is eleven fucking dollars), and have scanned the Star Wars article, which is an interview with Jar Jar Abrams, where he heaps lies upon lies, while the interviewer fellates him.

I am sadly technologically inept, and don't have a fucking clue about how to copy and paste pdf files. But, I daresay there's a few massive autists here that could do us the favor!

Behold!

You deserve the Imperial Medal of Honor soldier.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

If Star Wars was an animal it would have gotten euthanized years ago.

 

[neverendingmidi]

No, the Rebels character is one Sabine Wren, another insufferable dangerhair with 'tude. This Vi Moradi creeping around the parks like a racist caricature has nothing to do with Mandalore or the cartoon gal.

Hold the phone, folks - Disney has a clever ruse to make back the revenue they lost on the back of the nu-movies;
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The scary thing is, for Le Creusset that's a normal price. It be pricey unless you get a clearance color, or find it at a garage sale. I got a 3.5l dutch oven for $200 as a gift for a family member because that was the sale price.

To be fair though, if the enamel starts to flake or the iron fails, even if you inherited it from your grandmother, they'll replace it free of charge.

 

[PeeveTheSheev]

I was able to find a copy of the latest Empire magazine (which is eleven fucking dollars), and have scanned the Star Wars article, which is an interview with Jar Jar Abrams, where he heaps lies upon lies, while the interviewer fellates him.

Based and, dare I say it, Fishpilled. You're doing God's work here, my aquatic friend.

Thank you Based Klaud

Based Klaud, being the most inadvertedly memetic thing to come out of Nu-Wars yet.

Inb4 this was a clever ruse to let the shills say 'look, the incels are so racist and sexist, they support a big fat cock slug over our gorgeous princess Rose!'.

I feel legitimately bad for Kelly Marie Tran, I really do. Gets cast purely on the basis of Rian's fetish, only to end up in the centre of a (faked) online controversy before being sidelined by what looks to be JJ's penis from a parallel universe where he grew up in a Christian household.

 

[Antipathy]

Damn it, I guess we have to start spamming /tv/, /b/, r/starwars, r/saltierthancrait and r/starwarsleaks with these memes and articles again.
Although it's always funny to see the reactions.

 

[Judge Holden]

>MFW The ONLY asian woman in star wars winds up getting screwed over by a tentacle monster

 

[Marissa Moira]

Someone tell me it's true that one of the 9 endings is them literally undoing the last 3 movies when they touch the time cube? Like Rey is supposed to sacrifice her powers/knowledge/existence and it beams everything back to the end of ROTJ.

 

[Judge Holden]

Someone tell me it's true that one of the 9 endings is them literally undoing the last 3 movies when they touch the time cube? Like Rey is supposed to sacrifice her powers/knowledge/existence and it beams everything back to the end of ROTJ.

I have heard similar rumors before, and I beliebe they were commented on a hundred or so pages ago on the thread. Honestly I kinda doubted this rumor from the start as it would be far to obvious a slap in the face to kathleen and co, and it sounds a bit like the wishful thinking of the last dregs of the old star wars fandom desperate to see some kind of a future for the franchise

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

I have heard similar rumors before, and I beliebe they were commented on a hundred or so pages ago on the thread. Honestly I kinda doubted this rumor from the start as it would be far to obvious a slap in the face to kathleen and co, and it sounds a bit like the wishful thinking of the last dregs of the old star wars fandom desperate to see some kind of a future for the franchise

You want Incel's to riot....this is how Incel's riot

 

[Creep3r]

>MFW The ONLY asian woman in star wars winds up getting screwed over by a tentacle monster

How embarrassing.

 

[Judge Holden]

You want Incel's to riot....this is how Incel's riot

Oh I would not be afraid of the incels rioting about star wars anymore...

For they have now found their true champion within the franchise...

 

[not william stenchever]

Based Klaud has immense memetic potential. I want him to be this cursed production's legacy.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Imagine, 20 years from now, people will discuss Palpatines hammy acting in the prequels, Luke's epic journey through the OT . . . and a fat overgrown space penis with tentacles for ears from the ST.
Best. Timeline.

 

[Judge Holden]

Based Klaud has immense memetic potential. I want him to be this cursed production's legacy.

Ironically enough, the idea of chuck wendig's precious OC child being forcibly abducted, mutilated, brainwashed, and turned into the leader and symbol of his arch enemies just as the ultimate act of spite against him and his allies is objectively a better story than either anything he has ever written or indeed the entire nu-trilogy in general given how much of an anemic nothingburger kylo ren's backstory turned out to be

 

[Antipathy]

Ironically enough, the idea of chuck wendig's precious OC child being forcibly abducted, mutilated, brainwashed, and turned into the leader and symbol of his arch enemies just as the ultimate act of spite against him and his allies is objectively a better story than either anything he has ever written or indeed the entire nu-trilogy in general given how much of an anemic nothingburger kylo ren's backstory turned out to be

Fuck it, rev up the autism boys, we're turning this into a total fucking meme.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING

 

[Judge Holden]

Fuck it, rev up the autism boys, we're turning this into a total fucking meme.
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING

"bu....but you cant turn my hilarious and kooky and unproblematic original character into an alt right hate symbol you nazi fucking manbaby scumb..."

"DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?"

 

[Antipathy]

This post made for Meme Crusade Against NuWars of October 2019.

 

[Creep3r]

"bu....but you cant turn my hilarious and kooky and unproblematic original character into an alt right hate symbol you nazi fucking manbaby scumb..."

"DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?"

This thread's a gold mine.

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[PeeveTheSheev]

Have we started the fire that will light the spark that will burn the tinder that will ignite the match that will combust the fuel that will burn the wood that will immolate the diseased zombified corps of Nu-Wars?