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PieceofShet said:
Dont base anything on him saying "he was checking ips/knows who is who on his forum". He lies about it. I know it from firsthand experience.
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tripmix said:
We went over this, and almost always go over it everytime his site is mentioned but, every website you visit unless your behind a VPN/Proxy you expose your IP address to the owner of the site, take a look at some apache, nginx access.log files.

Neat little forum software (yes even the shitty forum software his site runs off of) make it super easy even for literal exceptional individuals and wheelchairs to see that data in a nice digestible format. AWStats spring to mind but there are others.

Here's an example for xenforo, the shitty forum software this site runs on:

xenforo.com

Multiple Account Detection

Description: This modification sets a special cookie which is not cleared on logout and tracks which accounts are used on the same computer and browser. The idea is mostly similar to the Multiple account login detector (AE Detector) vBulletin modification. This modification currently does not...
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I don't have any difficulty believing Phil a paranoid dictator wants to know everyone entering his little domain IP address and using computers to make it easy for him because he's a lazy fuck who doesn't have time to cross check IP's dood! He has his computers do it.



Thats just it, he doesn't have to do anything that complex...simply by visiting the site or making a http connection to it you're giving him an IP address, whether thats the IP address of a VPN or Proxy however depends on if your connected to one.

This isn't just his site either this is literally every site you're able to connect to.
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I didnt question that. I know he can check it. Im just saying he tends to lie about the results. He didnt like the things I said on his forum and banned me and lied saying he checked my ip and claimed it was a sock. It wasnt.
 
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PieceofShet said:
I didnt question that. I know he can check it. Im just saying he tends to lie about the results. He didnt like the things I said on his forum and banned me and lied saying he checked my ip and claimed it was a sock. It wasnt.
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Ah ok, remember though, that could just be boomer phil wanting to sound hip and cool and use words he doesn't fully understand the meaning of ;)
 
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Proper Pangolin said:
May I suggest

What will ruin DSP's Halloween stream this year?

Having no money for awful decorations.

My Wife (Thumb) went to a party and left me alone with Jasper.

It's Tevin's fault again.
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Uhhh my wife Khet has her own private adult life and it's none of your fucking buisness d00d wow people are stupid. She rented a very cheap costume and went at her friend's place she needs uhhhh, social time and have a good time ''snort''. ...... Babymanfuckinggaming cheered 50 bits and said something very stupid and I ain't gonna read it. I like maintainning a chill athmosphere.
 
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I'm open to suggestions. I honestly thought the tip goal would be gone after a couple of weeks, and I'm pretty sure we're on week #6 of it.
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Phil's excuse for Kat's absence on the Halloween schtreem this year will be:

  • She has to work
  • Attending another, larger, more social gathering (work friends, etc.)
  • Afraid of the biblical hurt Tevin will put on her psyche
  • Too busy with her 34th straight Skyrim playthrough
  • (your suggestion here)
 
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Pargon said:
Phil's excuse for Kat's absence on the Halloween schtreem this year will be:

  • She has to work
  • Attending another, larger, more social gathering (work friends, etc.)
  • Afraid of the biblical hurt Tevin will put on her psyche
  • Too busy with her 34th straight Skyrim playthrough
  • (your suggestion here)
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You got to include "None of your business, idiot."
 
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It's sad that DSP's life is so devoid of interaction that the 60+ year old women I work with have more interesting social lives and half of that is them bitching about the food service at the assisted living home.

Like, how much of a miserable slug do you have to go WEEKS at a time where 'i bought groceries' was the highlight worth sharing. And not even 'fun' groceries to make a sort of exciting new recipe.

Throw me a bone, Phil. Have the bitch make you some orange frosting cupcakes for halloween or something, god damn.
 
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tzgnilki said:
phil is so stupid, he thinks ads just run for everybody
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This is how he thinks ads work on Youtube as well. After Curse dropped him (for getting flagged and reported too much for them to deal with) he had a mini-freakout where he said, 'Dood! I figured out why my Youtube revenue is down! I watched a couple of my videos to make sure ads were playing properly and NO ADS WERE PLAYING!!!' He thinks every time he places an ad break that that is: Mr Phil Burnell placing an order for 1 advertisement to play on every single view, fulfillment by Youtube and Google AdSense.
Does Phil try to figure out how to make his video more desirable to advertisers? No, Youtube is fucking him over because they are morons who don't know how to do their jobs! Does Phil seek out his own advertising sponsors? No, they're all assholes who don't want to work with him, it's not his fault he's been a perpetual PR nightmare in freefall for a decade and a half.

Just like people who win the lottery and then die penniless in the gutter a few years later you can give someone large amounts of cash and make them "rich" but this doesn't teach them how to create or maintain wealth, it does not change their mentality or teach them financial management skills. This is why no amount of money anyone gives Phil will fundamentally change his situation. His parents have thrown thousands of dollars at him to bail him out of blunders and financial shortsightedness many times over the years and the only thing that has done for Phil is to teach him to expect it. Phil has the mentality of a poor person, the people who give him money reinforce this mode of being.

An intelligent person with $1,000,000.01 of debt who just received $1,000,000 would take that money and, after associated fees and taxes, invest whatever they could into a revenue generating source and work out a payment plan with their debtors so the revenue the $1,000,000 generates would pay off that debt over time.
Phil would take the $1,000,000 and give it directly to his debtors then say 'Great, I still have no money! At least now I'm only -1¢ [Snake Laugh]' and when tax time came around he would be begging for the $330,000 he owes in Federal taxes on that $1,000,000 of income, telling you all about the guy who "COMPLETELY FUCKED ME OVER!" by giving him $1,000,000.

Can't change who you are I guess. Nuthin he could do.
 
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Pargon said:
Phil's excuse for Kat's absence on the Halloween schtreem this year will be:

  • She has to work
  • Attending another, larger, more social gathering (work friends, etc.)
  • Afraid of the biblical hurt Tevin will put on her psyche
  • Too busy with her 34th straight Skyrim playthrough
  • (your suggestion here)
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She's going to be working real hard at Jim's house the Gym.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
It's sad that DSP's life is so devoid of interaction that the 60+ year old women I work with have more interesting social lives and half of that is them bitching about the food service at the assisted living home.

Like, how much of a miserable slug do you have to go WEEKS at a time where 'i bought groceries' was the highlight worth sharing. And not even 'fun' groceries to make a sort of exciting new recipe.

Throw me a bone, Phil. Have the bitch make you some orange frosting cupcakes for halloween or something, god damn.
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I think Dave's main reason for being a lolcow is he can't change. Just absolutely refuses. He's always the victim and people are always trying to screw him over. What kind of fucking life is that. Since the end of his 20's he's been this ignominious pariah
Right now Dave has 210 people watching him and his 11 year legacy. BadBunny has virtually double the amount of people, and she doesn't do much more than basically start debates in that shrill voice of hers and sits back while chat literally does all the heavy lifting. And she's been around how long? Year and change? She's seen definite positive growth and she's legit one of the most toxic bitches around.

I'm really starting to wonder if there was a weaponized Autism strike a few decades ago. Because for some reason everyone I know between the ages of 34 - 38 are the absolute most miserable, self-victimizing, whiny pieces of shit I've ever met. And that includes my horrible, shitty wife. There's this 4 year span where just everyone is terrible.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
After Curse dropped him (for getting flagged and reported too much for them to deal with)
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Alright let’s not spread this lie and expose people to potential pignosis. He got dropped by curse because partner networks are on the decline and he wasn’t making them enough money to keep around. He got dropped the same time as a bunch of other people, it’s not because of trolls harassing his channel, it’s because he’s a little fish in an continuously decreasing pond
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
Alright let’s not spread this lie and expose people to potential pignosis. He got dropped by curse because partner networks are on the decline and he wasn’t making them enough money to keep around. He got dropped the same time as a bunch of other people, it’s not because of trolls harassing his channel, it’s because he’s a little fish in an continuously decreasing pond
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That was his actual claim though. He claimed they dropped him because that the way it worked, Curse would have to manually make a counterclaim on ever report on behalf of Phil, and it was too time consuming for the Curse reps to keep doing, so they decided to drop him. I actually reached out to Curse about this claim, but they never got back to me.
 
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That was his actual claim though. He claimed they dropped him because that the way it worked, Curse would have to manually make a counterclaim on ever report on behalf of Phil, and it was too time consuming for the Curse reps to keep doing, so they decided to drop him. I actually reached out to Curse about this claim, but they never got back to me.
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The fact that it came from the piggies mouth is exactly why we know it’s not the truth
 
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