Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Apparently Ron Howard wants to do a Willow sequel on Disney+ but with no input from George or Bob Dolman...

Ron Howard in Talks for ‘Willow’ Sequel Series at Disney+

Ron Howard and “Solo” writer Jonathan Kasdan are in negotiations for a sequel series to Howard’s 1988 feature “Willow” at Disney+, Variety has confirmed. The original …

variety.com

He wasn't in the leak compilation I posted because his role is pretty much just a glorified cameo. But I already mentioned he would be in the film back in August. Just letting you know in case someone claims otherwise about me not knowing about Wedge.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/star-w...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-596#post-5111911

As a tip, spamming spoilers and memes should be done in moderation and with subtlety. Spamming is something that should only be done like a few weeks or days before release since that's when conversations about a movie flood the net since during that time anything you say might go unseen or it may gain more notice.

I'll never forgive Wendig for emasculating Wedge

 

[Antipathy]

I'll never forgive Wendig for emasculating Wedge

When'd that happen?

 

[Haramburger]

Apparently Ron Howard wants to do a Willow sequel

Profoundly odd choice, but it smells like a passion project and not really a commercial decision so I wish him the best. Good movie and good NES game, midgets with dignity.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

if they Do BnW first and do them back to back you have 2025-2028 locked down. [Assuming Disney doesnt marry them to Rian]

The guys who ruined GoT... paired up with the guy who ruined what was left of Star Wars.
That is something I simply have to see happen. It will prove whether "negative times negative equals positive" is true in creative fields, too.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

The guys who ruined GoT... paired up with the guy who ruined what was left of Star Wars.
That is something I simply have to see happen. It will prove whether "negative times negative equals positive" is true in creative fields, too.

And maybe have them report to Kevin Feige

Profoundly odd choice, but it smells like a passion project and not really a commercial decision so I wish him the best. Good movie and good NES game, midgets with dignity.

Willow is dope as hell

Holds up a lot better then I thought it would

 

[Iceland Heavy]

When'd that happen?

In the EU he resisted getting promoted out of Rogue Squadron as long as he could but eventually still had a pretty decorated career as a flag officer. In nucanon Rogue Squadron basically doesn't exist after the OT and he gets shuffled off to be a flight instructor and that's the last we hear of him until whatever role he plays in IX.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

In the EU he resisted getting promoted out of Rogue Squadron as long as he could but eventually still had a pretty decorated career as a flag officer. In nucanon Rogue Squadron basically doesn't exist after the OT and he gets shuffled off to be a flight instructor and that's the last we hear of him until whatever role he plays in IX.

Calling it now, we'll learn that he's prone to domestic violence and an alcoholic.
Disney Star Wars writers couldn't write a respectful role for an old character if you held a gun to their head, they simply have to shit on all old and established characters, no matter how small or big.

 

[Miller]

Calling it now, we'll learn that he's prone to domestic violence and an alcoholic.

...or he is gay and decided to raise a kid who is now one of the best Resistance x-wing pilots.

 

[verissimus]

Apparently Ron Howard wants to do a Willow sequel on Disney+ but with no input from George or Bob Dolman...

Ron Howard in Talks for ‘Willow’ Sequel Series at Disney+

Ron Howard and “Solo” writer Jonathan Kasdan are in negotiations for a sequel series to Howard’s 1988 feature “Willow” at Disney+, Variety has confirmed. The original …

variety.com

He wasn't in the leak compilation I posted because his role is pretty much just a glorified cameo. But I already mentioned he would be in the film back in August. Just letting you know in case someone claims otherwise about me not knowing about Wedge.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/star-w...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-596#post-5111911

As a tip, spamming spoilers and memes should be done in moderation and with subtlety. Spamming is something that should only be done like a few weeks or days before release since that's when conversations about a movie flood the net since during that time anything you say might go unseen or it may gain more notice.

A Willow sequel...why?

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

A Willow sequel...why?

Technically, he doesn't need Lucas: he co-wrote a Willow sequel trilogy, as books.

He heard they were good, but I never read them. He could just adapt those ideas to a screenplay...

 

[PeeveTheSheev]

and decided to raise a kid who is now one of the best Resistance x-wing pilots.

Ummmm....

I trawled Wookieepedia, turns out he mentored Temmin 'Snap' Wexley, a.k.a. Wendig's farting, obese self-insert pilot character who will star alongside Klaud in TROS, with the implication that Wedge developed feelings for Wexley's mother.

If Miller meant his comment purely in jest, we can all revel in the horror that he was actually bang-on. Literally my wife's son.

 

[Dom Cruise]

The guys who ruined GoT... paired up with the guy who ruined what was left of Star Wars.
That is something I simply have to see happen. It will prove whether "negative times negative equals positive" is true in creative fields, too.

We're probably going to be in the midst of a Race War, Civil War, World War 3 or some other apocalyptic event by 2025-2028, so I wouldn't get your hopes up too much about Star Wars.

 

[Antipathy]

Ummmm....

I trawled Wookieepedia, turns out he mentored Temmin 'Snap' Wexley, a.k.a. Wendig's farting, obese self-insert pilot character who will star alongside Klaud in TROS, with the implication that Wedge developed feelings for Wexley's mother.

If Miller meant his comment purely in jest, we can all revel in the horror that he was actually bang-on. Literally my wife's son.
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Is this fucking real? I swear to fucking god nobody will notice if we slip in a reference about him fucking Klaud.

 

[PeeveTheSheev]

*wheeze*

 

[Jub-Jub]

who is the replacement? can't remember any of the new characters even remotely resembling that

Zorry Bliss, a Bobba Fett donut steel. Bounty Hunter that captures our heroes and is going to turn them in to the FO, oh no the heroes are in danger, is this the end of Rey&co?.. Luckily, Poe and Zorry used to date so she saves them instead and fights off other bounty hunters doing their job (whew that was a close call).

The R2D2 donut steel and the BB8 donut steel also got removed from that merch and i think it kinda sells, or at least i have to assume so given how prominent BB8 usually is.

 

[Miller]

Ummmm....

I trawled Wookieepedia, turns out he mentored Temmin 'Snap' Wexley, a.k.a. Wendig's farting, obese self-insert pilot character who will star alongside Klaud in TROS, with the implication that Wedge developed feelings for Wexley's mother.

If Miller meant his comment purely in jest, we can all revel in the horror that he was actually bang-on. Literally my wife's son.
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Damn, I was just trying to think like a member of the Story Group. That scared me a little.

 

[Ghostse]

I take a 2 week vacation from this thread and i return to see a new alt right figure killing chinks
Can i get a quick rundown?

Disney are pushing a giant penis alien as one of the new "marketable" characters for IX. Said penis alien (Klaud) will interact with Cuck Wendig's soyboy self insert, Snap Wexley. Rose Tico, Ruin Johnson's asian fetish bait, that was touted as such a great character and not just an excuse for diversity, has very little screen time in IX and has subsequently been removed from most marketing materials.

The idea with Based Klaud/Kommisar Klaud is to get the left to eat their own by trying to force-meme the penis alien as an alt-right mascot with the narrative he is the reason Rose's role in IX is so small. This is to get the screeching SJWs to force Disney to place Rose in as much marketing material as possible, since Rose is sales poison. This could possibly have the additional potential happy side effect of getting Cuck Wendig's self insert cut from the film if we get the SJWs angry enough to make Disney remove the penis alien entirely.


tl;dr:


an asian girl gets fucked by a tentacle monster

 

[Antipathy]

I dumped a shitload of Klaud back on page 742, if you want to see that. Or you could join the Autistic Illuminati by PMing either myself, @RomanesEuntDomus, @GeneralFriendliness or @PeeveTheSheev We have Klaud memes.

 

[AverageAnimeWatcher]

I'm currently tweeting
・Kylo is killed by the Emperor
・Rey disables the Sith fleet and kille the Emperor
・Rey: My name is Rey Skywalker…
to the Jap plebs wanting to watch EP9

This is so damn fun

Ordinarily, I would feel angry, but I can't believe I'm reading the spoilers of the final movie in a Star Wars trilogy and feel nothing about it. Disney really screwed up.

 

[verissimus]

Ordinarily, I would feel angry, but I can't believe I'm reading the spoilers of the final movie in a Star Wars trilogy and feel nothing about it. Disney really screwed up

That's because there was nothing there to begin with. It was a gigantic lie/nostalgia jerkfest right from the very start. Add also the consideration that Disney probably took the Star Trek 25% route as far as story conception went so that they wouldn't have to pay Lucas as much in royalties as they would have otherwise, and you have the perfect storm of horse dung.