Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

[Your Weird Fetish]

Abram Petrovich Gannibal is actually the best example, and several of the current members of British nobility are related to him. I swear this actually happened in a Scandinavian country too with a Moor rising through the ranks of the military and then marrying into the nobility, but I can't remember what his name was. If I'm correct, the Frozen II character is likely based on him.

Moor =/= black and I wish modern media would abandon that concept.

 

[InsolentGaylord]

Isaiah 🇺🇸 on Twitter

“lion guard is just so fucking awful and this has got to be the worst scene in the show WHY WOULD DISNEY APPROVE OF THIS??? https://t.co/x6b7YEoSxU”

twitter.com

So this apparently just happened in Lion Guard.

Disney doesn't seem to have any quality control for their lesser properties it seems.

 

[cactus]

Isaiah 🇺🇸 on Twitter

“lion guard is just so fucking awful and this has got to be the worst scene in the show WHY WOULD DISNEY APPROVE OF THIS??? https://t.co/x6b7YEoSxU”

twitter.com

So this apparently just happened in Lion Guard.

Disney doesn't seem to have any quality control for their lesser properties it seems.

Is that Twitter user autistic by an chance?

 

[InsolentGaylord]

Is that Twitter user autistic by an chance?

I found it via MisterMetokur dude.

 

[thepianogeniusfromshine]

Isaiah 🇺🇸 on Twitter

“lion guard is just so fucking awful and this has got to be the worst scene in the show WHY WOULD DISNEY APPROVE OF THIS??? https://t.co/x6b7YEoSxU”

twitter.com

So this apparently just happened in Lion Guard.

Disney doesn't seem to have any quality control for their lesser properties it seems.

Huh, so that's what happened to animated james

 

[Trilby]

Disney screwing around with The Rocketeer, because they can.
http://www.animationscoop.com/disney-channel-sets-nov-8th-for-debut-of-the-rocketeer/

 

[cactus]

I found it via MisterMetokur dude.

I'll take that as a yes.

 

[Stab You in the Back]

Disney screwing around with The Rocketeer, because they can.
http://www.animationscoop.com/disney-channel-sets-nov-8th-for-debut-of-the-rocketeer/

They were talking about doing a woke Rocketeer film, but I guess* that morphed into this Kid Rocketeer Disney Channel cartoon.

*hope

 

[Trilby]

They were talking about doing a woke Rocketeer film, but I guess* that morphed into this Kid Rocketeer Disney Channel cartoon.

*hope

Whatever the case, this happened. Better a preschool show than a woke reboot I suppose.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Isaiah 🇺🇸 on Twitter

“lion guard is just so fucking awful and this has got to be the worst scene in the show WHY WOULD DISNEY APPROVE OF THIS??? https://t.co/x6b7YEoSxU”

twitter.com

So this apparently just happened in Lion Guard.

Disney doesn't seem to have any quality control for their lesser properties it seems.

People get fetishes from watching Disney movies as a kid and they grow up to put their fetishes in Disney shows.

It's the circle of life!

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Isaiah 🇺🇸 on Twitter

“lion guard is just so fucking awful and this has got to be the worst scene in the show WHY WOULD DISNEY APPROVE OF THIS??? https://t.co/x6b7YEoSxU”

twitter.com

So this apparently just happened in Lion Guard.

Disney doesn't seem to have any quality control for their lesser properties it seems.

Oh God, sindragon popped a boner that day, wherever he is.

 

[Big Nasty]

Abram Petrovich Gannibal is actually the best example, and several of the current members of British nobility are related to him. I swear this actually happened in a Scandinavian country too with a Moor rising through the ranks of the military and then marrying into the nobility, but I can't remember what his name was. If I'm correct, the Frozen II character is likely based on him.

You're probably thinking about man named Gustav Badin, a Swedish courtier who was originally a freedman from the Caribbean. He was a servant and later an official, not a soldier. He married, but not into nobility and never had any children.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_Badin

 

[omori]

So two things. Disney just released a synopsis trailer for Onward yesterday. I’m really digging it.

But then they released this today.

Seems like they’re trying to recapture the success of Pirates.

 

[cactus]

So two things. Disney just released a synopsis trailer for Onward yesterday. I’m really digging it.

But then they released this today.

Seems like they’re trying to recapture the success of Pirates.

That may be the case, but damn I am getting Mummy 1999 vibes from this like bad, except the Rock is in it and not Brendon Fraser. But the lead has a brother and money and she has a clumsy ladder moment? Come on Disney, try harder.

 

[verissimus]

That may be the case, but damn I am getting Mummy 1999 vibes from this like bad, except the Rock is in it and not Brendon Fraser. But the lead has a brother and money and she has a clumsy ladder moment? Come on Disney, try harder.

Let's just hope they don't turn it into a franchise...oh who am I kidding it's Disney. The sequel will probably be an airship or submarine voyage.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

So two things. Disney just released a synopsis trailer for Onward yesterday. I’m really digging it.

But then they released this today.

Seems like they’re trying to recapture the success of Pirates.

More like the success of The Country Bears and The Haunted Mansion... that is, failure.

 

[ZMOT]

That may be the case, but damn I am getting Mummy 1999 vibes from this like bad, except the Rock is in it and not Brendon Fraser. But the lead has a brother and money and she has a clumsy ladder moment? Come on Disney, try harder.

more like the pg version of the mummy with a stronk female that needs no man

 

[omori]

Going through twitter responses some poor spergs actually think the screen writers are gonna cram S.E.A in to this.

Spoiler: Deep disney parks lore

S.E.A is a fictional adventurer's club that is referenced across the parks. Members include Albert Falls from the OG Jungle Cruise, Harrison Hightower from Japan’s Tower of Terror, Henry Mystic from China’s Mystic Manor, Mary Oceaneer who owns the crashed boat in one of the water parks in WDW (lol), and Indiana fucking Jones.

 

[XYZpdq]

Going through twitter responses some poor spergs actually think the screen writers are gonna cram S.E.A in to this.

Spoiler: Deep disney parks lore

S.E.A is a fictional adventurer's club that is referenced across the parks. Members include Albert Falls from the OG Jungle Cruise, Harrison Hightower from Japan’s Tower of Terror, Henry Mystic from China’s Mystic Manor, Mary Oceaneer who owns the crashed boat in one of the water parks in WDW (lol), and Indiana fucking Jones.

Wait, Indy is in the Adventurer's Club now?
I'm mostly okay with that.

Eisner may have been a fag in his later years but he still signed off on Adventurer's Club and kept the demons in their place so I'll give him that.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Given how successful Jumanji: WTTJ ended up being, it looks like Jungle Cruise is mainly "stick Dwayne Johnson back in a rain forest and it'll print money!" - even though if you ask me the best part of that film was Jack Black pretending to actually have the personality of a valley girl. Regardless, if my last trip on the original Jungle Cruise ride was any indication, as long as they play this as campy as possible it might work, simply because Jungle Cruise at this point is more about making fun of how unconvincing the whole ride is (it wasn't that convincing back in the 50s either but now it's more for the rapid-fire bad puns than whatever Walt originally wanted it to be).

Also, apparently there was a child molester incident on the Disney Magic ship back in April. This is only being reported now because lawsuits are getting filed.