Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[TheBlackVolga]

How will Gwen and hubby get by when Lola inevitably cacks it?

They will taxidermy Lola and mount her in her wheeled scooter. Then, they will turn the house into a giant pinball game with Lola as the pinball and charge for it.

Edit: Or they can rent Lola out to play Whack-a-Potato.

 

[Meddle92]

They will taxidermy Lola and mount her in her wheeled scooter. Then, they will turn the house into a giant pinball game with Lola as the pinball and charge for it.

Edit: Or they can rent Lola out to play Whack-a-Potato.

Speaking of whack a mole.

 

[TheWhiteRabbit]

I’m convinced that the Hooligan groupies are as brainless as the gremlins themselves if they really believe this shit. In a single post, Gwen rambles about several of the little beasts’ disabilities then rounds it out by talking about how intelligent they are & how much progress they’re making, “especially Claire!” who was dead a year later. Do some of their followers seriously believe that they have normal, functioning brains inside a broken body?

 

[The Sauce Boss]

This is the reason I stopped going to church the pastors are preaching straight bullshit these days from their demonic little pulpits and letting shit like this goblin worship slide. Whats the fucking point of a religion if you wont even follow it or stand up for it??View attachment 952954View attachment 952951View attachment 952952View attachment 952953
All gwens dumbass evangelical pro life idiot followers see these fucking creaturas and say the dumbest shit “oh what precious little angels.” “ Claire is with god” “God healed lola” lol its ridiculous. If an angel took one look at these golfballheaded hellspawn it would smite them and their cult off the face of the earth. These are writhing demon imps and everything gwendoes and writes is absolutely disgusting.
Oh yea forgot about this gem i saw it on the facebook
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Really gwen more of your scat fetish???

I have a way to ease this child's ills. It involves a lot of morphine.

This child will be miserable for as long as she's alive, if she even lives past her childhood.

 

[Mason Verger]

So apparently Lola’s back in pediatric ICU. This may be it.

 

[Chocolate Helmet]

So apparently Lola’s back in pediatric ICU. This may be it.

Oh noooo

 

[Meddle92]

Oh nooooView attachment 967609

Yup thats it this potato is definitely dying any day now finally nature will euthanize this thing and this dipshit family will be forced to stop living off the backs of these goblins. I feel relieved knowing that thing will stop screaming on the inside 24/7. Its finally happening the long awaited death of goblin number 2.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Oh nooooView attachment 967609

If God is truly real, and truly merciful, this child will be dead by tomorrow morning.

 

[Free Pancakes]

Crazy prediction, but bear with me.

After Pocky dies, Gwen will directly address the farms or make an account here to call us ghastly people celebrating the death of a child, since she will no longer have anything to lose by drawing attention to the existence of a thread of people skeptical of her claims.

 

[Chocolate Helmet]

If God is truly real, and truly merciful, this child will be dead by tomorrow morning.

God's late as fuck, cos Lola's been waiting to die for 13 years. The Lord works in mysterious ways, so he probably has a plan, it's just taking longer than natural science.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

God's late as fuck, cos Lola's been waiting to die for 13 years. The Lord works in mysterious ways, so he probably has a plan, it's just taking longer than natural science.

Hey, don't give god too much shit, the man's got a big list to work through, with all the troon suicides, the murder rates AND the Middle East.

 

[Meddle92]

Crazy prediction, but bear with me.

After Pocky dies, Gwen will directly address the farms or make an account here to call us ghastly people celebrating the death of a child, since she will no longer have anything to lose by drawing attention to the existence of a thread of people skeptical of her claims.

But its not a child its a sassy teen yo. Omg this is just too good I wish that retarded fat sow would come and address us.


Post your favorite goblin baby teen pictures to celebrate

 

[Muh Vagina]

Oh nooooView attachment 967609

Gwen is such a fucking ghoulish attention whore. But who cares about your kid's last shred of dignity when there are cooing and ass pats from sycophants on Instagram?

 

[The Husbando Collector]

But its not a child its a sassy teen yo. Omg this is just too good I wish that exceptional fat sow would come snd address us.

Only to get destroyed by us using evidence of her dip shittery and being more low brow than trailer park white trash (see the shitting and changing diapers on a restaurant table) and other people outside of the farms calling her a bigger sack of shit than India's sewer system.

 

[Free Pancakes]

But its not a child its a sassy teen yo. Omg this is just too good I wish that exceptional fat sow would come snd address us.

I'm really only here for munchies and onision but I might make an exception for that. She kind of nauseates me though. Not sure how long I could stomach it.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I'm really only here for munchies and onision but I might make an exception for that. She kind of nauseates me though. Not sure how long I could stomach it.

Depends if she:

A) does a backflip.

B) gets some horrible terminal illness and is in a state similar to the goblins.

C) incoherent ramblings that only makes sense if you are a fluent speaker of the munchie dialect of tardese.

 

[Antipathy]

Do some of their followers seriously believe that they have normal, functioning brains inside a broken body?

That would be a nightmare that would make Kafka curl up in his bed and cry like a bitch.

 

[Meddle92]

That would be a nightmare that would make Kafka curl up in his bed and cry like a bitch.

Stay tuned I hope gwen throws a shit fit in the hospital when they can't save her precious little miracle goblin. CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES WHOOAA!!! We are getting an early christmas present can't wait to see gwen go absolutely batshit insane after her little goblin kicks the bucket.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Hey, don't give god too much shit, the man's got a big list to work through, with all the troon suicides, the murder rates AND the Middle East.

He's been at this shit for many, many years. <---- a little distraction on the 'screaming on the inside AND the outside' theme while we wait for the inevitable with Lola

 

[Chocolate Helmet]

I like this picture of the older trying to eat the young.
This pic of Cal and baby Lola is painfully/pathetically cute.