Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[Meddle92]

Micros like Claire are a dime a dozen. Basic bitch all the way, and those of you that favored her over Lola are plebs. One taken into Lola’s extreme is pretty rare since it’s really not supposed to live to 13.. she’s essentially lab grown meat, so it’s medically interesting to see what happens to a little sack of failing organs that’s sole functionality it transforming baby food into fertilizer.

Im definitely team lola i dont know whats making you think otherwise. Claire was boring as fuck she just laid there face down ass up on a beanbag chair her whole basic bitch life. I think even her family found her boring. The only way claire could be interesting is if insects somehow burrowed their way into her body through her g tube and she had hundreds of cockroaches burst out of her orifices on camera right in front of everyone.

 

[Mason Verger]

Im definitely team lola i dont know whats making you think otherwise. Claire was boring as fuck she just laid there face down ass up on a beanbag chair her whole basic bitch life. I think even her family found her boring.

Not you specifically, fam. I tend to address the Royal “we” when I shitpost about team Claire(snooze!) vs TEAM LO-DOG 4 LYFE. It’s funnier to be combative about microcephalic sister preferences. I mean, You can’t spell Lola without Lol

 

[Meddle92]

Not you specifically, fam. I tend to address the Royal “we” when I shitpost about team Claire(snooze!) vs TEAM LO-DOG 4 LYFE. It’s funnier to be combative about microcephalic sister preferences. I mean, You can’t spell Lola without Lol

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This is the first real video I saw of the hooligans after the “worlds smallest ninja” thats whdn i realized i was truly watching one extraordinary lump of shit. Lola truly is the queen of all braindead potatoes.

 

[Mason Verger]

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This is the first real video I saw of the hooligans after the “worlds smallest ninja” thats whdn i realized i was truly watching one extraordinary lump of shit. Lola truly is the queen of all braindead potatoes.

That shits still a doctorate in astrophysics compared to what Claire could do. At least Lola moved up to “Venus flytrap” biological mechanics.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

That video is disturbing as fuck. Lola is choking and dribbling the food back out, Gwen is pushing the spoon in as if she's trying to deep throat her with the thing ... it's just 100% fucking hideous stupidity.

 

[Meddle92]

That video is disturbing as fuck. Lola is choking and dribbling the food back out, Gwen is pushing the spoon in as if she's trying to deep throat her with the thing ... it's just 100% fucking hideous stupidity.

Yea maw maw even took this video down herself. She even realized that lolas eating habits are absolutely grotesque and too horrifying for the average person to stomach. How about the end of the video where the potato is totally confused gagging and choking on the food whilst doing that nasty as fuck tongue action. Its so obvious that pocky’s brain isnt advanced enough to handle the process of eating solid food but maw maw dipshit insists on tilting her on her ass and praying the goblin lets some of this slop slide down her gullet. Wtf is she thinking? That this thing is actually capable of eating? Shes even clueless enough to say “She’s amazing” as the little baby teen is choking and struggling to swallow puree’d melon. This is just such a shitshow at least ms pocky’s gonna be in the great vegetable patch any day now.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yea maw maw even took this video down herself. She even realized that lolas eating habits are absolutely grotesque and too horrifying for the average person to stomach. How about the end of the video where the potato is totally confused gagging and choking on the food whilst doing that nasty as fuck tongue action. Its so obvious that pocky’s brain isnt advanced enough to handle the process of eating solid food but maw maw dipshit insists on tilting her on her ass and praying the goblin lets some of this slop slide down her gullet. Wtf is she thinking? That this thing is actually capable of eating? Shes even clueless enough to say “She’s amazing” as the little baby teen is choking and struggling to swallow puree’d melon. This is just such a shitshow at least ms pocky’s gonna be in the great vegetable patch any day now.

I wonder if they had to start other methods of feeding Lola once even that basic rooting reflex seemed to die out? I can’t see Gwen giving in, probably just started squirting formula down her throat.

The hospital seeing how incredibly emaciated she was either would have started IV feeds or just decided she was basically a hospice patient won’t give any nutrition except by mouth.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

How the fuck has Lola not basically aspirated food into her lungs before now? Or has she and I, being new to this story, have missed some exciting lifesaving interventions?

 

[Meddle92]

How the fuck has Lola not basically aspirated food into her lungs before now? Or has she and I, being new to this story, have missed some exciting lifesaving interventions?

Idk its possible she has been inhaling food all along but only in small amounts it would explain her constant grunting and weird potato coughing(she does this weird thing thats like a cross between coughing and moaning) also the heavy wheezing. God now that i think about it this nasty little goblin is always doing something gross that involves its mouth whether it be rooting, wheezing, hacking, grunting, bleeting like a fucking animal vomiting, drooling, etc etc etc
Look the pocket monster even makes yawning look absolutely disgusting because you know it’s breath smells like dogshit and well just look at this fuckin thing.

I think in the comments the tard worshippers were fussing over how beautiful this little shit is “Look at this little precious angel how cute!!!!” What’s worse the tardlet it’s revolting parents or the peanut gallery of tard worshippers that have made their online pilgrimage to worship the holy goblin.

Is she putting lipstick on this fucking potato??? How charming.....

 

[Dwarf troll]

But its not a child its a sassy teen yo. Omg this is just too good I wish that exceptional fat sow would come and address us.

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Post your favorite goblin baby teen pictures to celebrate

 

[Free Pancakes]

We know scotts pissed off hes never gonna have sex again after his personal blowjob machine is in the ground.

Don't be an edgelord, it's boring

 

[Ensign Faggot]

Idk its possible she has been inhaling food all along but only in small amounts it would explain her constant grunting and weird potato coughing(she does this weird thing thats like a cross between coughing and moaning) also the heavy wheezing. God now that i think about it this nasty little goblin is always doing something gross that involves its mouth whether it be rooting, wheezing, hacking, grunting, bleeting like a fucking animal vomiting, drooling, etc etc etc
Look the pocket monster even makes yawning look absolutely disgusting because you know it’s breath smells like dogshit and well just look at this fuckin thing.
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I think in the comments the tard worshippers were fussing over how beautiful this little shit is “Look at this little precious angel how cute!!!!” What’s worse the tardlet it’s revolting parents or the peanut gallery of tard worshippers that have made their online pilgrimage to worship the holy goblin.

Is she putting lipstick on this fucking potato??? How charming.....

That picture is fucking grotesque. Please merciful God take this wretched fucking child.

 

[Outtafuckstogive]

If Lola is already dead and Gwen won't admit it... Hey this means I won the poll!

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

How strangely....ironic? Poetic? Coincidental? it might possibly be if Lola dies just before Halloween, considering that Claire snuffed it right before Christmas.

Gwen tortured and used and exploited the hell out of these little lumps of flesh, but never more than on flashy commercial holidays. How utterly heartwrenching for her this could potentially end up being.

 

[TheWhiteRabbit]

I know we talked about this a couple days ago in reference to the rubber chicken, but did y’all notice how relaxed & open her hand is here? Gwen said she’s been keeping her hand more open lately, but I think her husk of a body is finally shutting down a little bit at a time

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[Meddle92]

Its probably because her brain has been gradually decaying it’s part of her disorder. I imagine its also the reason why over time all her reflexes started fading. Her head jerking slowed down to a crawl the same as her rooting. If you watch the more recent videos of it well shes just basically a sweat and drool covered mummy instead of the ever rooting head jerking bundle of misfiring neurons.
This era the chickenpox “I look like Im dying of starvation and my skin looks like a leather bag” era of the goblins life cycle has been over for more than a few years now.
Then we dlowly crawled into this era

The current “Piranha faced wax sculpture ghoul” era.

 

[Xenomorph]

I hope to Godbear this cunt is sterile. I feel like she would be right back on the dick trying to make another one to torture.

 

[Dwarf troll]

The many faces of goblins

 

[Meddle92]

We all know Gwen is gonna spin this whole thing as a “She couldnt live without claire” dumb narrative. She’s so fucking annoying with this infantile 1st grade crap shes always saying or doing. It reminds me of the zoomies video in which she’s pushing lola in the walker around like a pinball and cackling. She’s always having a childish ball at the expense of her grotesque baby teens.

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Does she really expect people to believe “I dont know what chickenpox is Im just a big dumbass and I didnt know it was contagious lulz” when she nearly killed her immuno compfomised goblin? She definitely infected the creature on purpose because the running gag on her blog is always “Uh ohs there someting wong with lola dis week” I guess the gimmicks with her non verbal mindless minions are claire is achieving #milestones in physical therapy and lola is sick again feel sorry for me.

Profile shots of da hooligans are always hilarious look at that fucking cranium jesus.
Soon there will be nothing for her to write about or maybe she can release the tell all hooligans coffee table picture book....

As someone else was saying some of these goblin worshippers are really trying to stand out in the comment section on facebook right now. So pathetic imagine trying to get the goblin breeder to give you an asspat. I check this thing like every 4 hours now because I’m just waiting for the inevitable “shes with the angels now” post.

 

[TheWhiteRabbit]

I check this thing like every 4 hours now because I’m just waiting for the inevitable “shes with the angels now” post.

Me too. I’ve even checked Cal’s ig to see if he’s slipped up & posted about Lola’s inevitable demise before Gwen. Can you imagine the ramifications if he posted that Lola died before Gwen? It would be a lot worse than the “r word” letter of apology, I’m sure.