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Containment What If?
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What if Chris began steaming on Twitch or YouTube? Games, irl blogs, whatever.
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He did that for awhile and it was boring as fuck
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The only good thing that came out of that was when he played some level DSP had also played, played it at a higher difficulty, and played it better than DSP did.
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TBH the fact Phil even knows how to turn on a video game console at all is a wonder
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What if towards the end of the Wallflower Saga Chris actually saw and met a Fat Hawaiian man with a heavy accent out in the wild that called him “cuz?”
Picklechu
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Remember the GameStop sweepstakes which Chris won thanks to troll and wəən influence? What if Chris was discovered even before the PaRappa contest, so that trolls would theoretically rig the contest for Chris' victory?
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Megan would still refuse to go along with him, followed by him uploading a video begging and then raging at how he “tried so hard to win the contest and my effort was wasted!” like he did before, only this time he’d bounce back more easily since he’d get two free PSPs, a luxury vacation, and validation that he has “fans” much sooner than before. He’d also try to convince whatever fake sweetheart trolling him to come along in Megan’s absence only to get stood up when he arrives at the airport.
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What if Chris was still the utter idiot he is, but was (somehow) really handsome and attractive?
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Its the bugged console mechanics, nothing he could dood
Edit: I still demand a "WHY AM I TOXIC!?" Emoji
Hey, bandit, how long you thought it would take for me to find this post....not too long, it seems!
You are really pushing me here, Im trying to be civil but I swear, if I decide the farms require some Hyperion order and grace, bandit...you will be the first.
You are laughing now but I WILL BREAK YOU DEAD! Good bye!
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Tfw he's still better than yanderedev at video games.
Proof: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b_6V-iSbMM0 the cuphead tard rage, and the fact he cheated in Persona 4 to have max levels and still died to the final 2 bosses.
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He completely forgets about it until he presses the button on accident
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That film would have to focus on at least one saga of Chris' life and it would likely be kino.
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Probably the Ohio trip.
Chris rescues his girlfriend from the dangerous internet trolls. Throughout his journey, he makes new friends, new foes, and it will change his whole life
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What if chris had a 5 gallon pail of mcchicken sauce
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Yes, yes, yes. You could have Chris monologuing to himself while driving. Having him interact with random townies as he stops at various places to fill his tank, eat food, check out random toy stores, ask for directions, etc. Like him explaining his life story or telling them about the Sonichu comic. In between those scenes he’d narrate pieces of his life and what lead him to the events of the Ohio trip. The movie ends with him feeling dejected, but having grown from the experience of leaving home for the first time by himself.