Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Most posters here are as poor and as dumb as they come. You have thousands of people obsessively observing and gossiping about reetards living on the absolute fringes of society simply because they make videos and put them on YouTube. We obsess about creeps who we will never encounter and who will have zero impact on any of our lives.

I say "we" because I'm in that number too. And there's nothing wrong with doing what we do. We're all poor and dumb, we have to pass the time some kinda way and anything that takes our minds off our own shit lives is a good thing.

Poor I am, dumb I am not, and we're here because we all love a good freak show.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She used to hang out pantsless in front of libby and her sister/old roommate the stripper as well.

Libby was 250 pounds ago. I'm sure Becky gets the scenic view of those California Deadwoods, but there's no way she'd let anyone she isn't pretending to be fucking get a look at those ghastly gams now.

 

[Snusmumriken]

This looks wrong on too many levels

I can't believe that's real. It looks like someone superimposed her face over a slightly less fat person's neck.

 

[headlikeafckngorange]

A little fun fact for you gorls. Amber’s body weight can crush a human skull, something even the strongest man in the world couldn’t do with his hands.

 

[Snusmumriken]

What I wouldn't give for someone to replace all the model photos on Torrid's website with screenshots of Amber squeezing her lumps into one of these sausage cases.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

If it's true, kudos to them for their comfort in their own skin. I can't imagine walking around naked in front of friends/roommates unless I had the body of a runway model.

Meh. Not that it applies to you or them. But if you've been in the armed forces (no further PL), swinging dicks and being naked in quarters are a fact of life.

Seeing Hamber or Jr. Downs nekkid, daphuq? Walking FUPA, you couldn't determine if ya wanted to fuck it or kill it.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

You don't know. AL is gross and weird stuff goes on in the household, I'm sure, but you're making shit up based on assumptions.

They call you bitch for a reason. Are you really going to make me go back and find the video where Amber mentions Becky walking through the house nude?

 

[Commiechu]

We all know Hamber is a liar and dumber than a box of rusty hammers. I distinctly remember her mentioning sleeping in her toxic lake clothes last year. Bobbing up and down in the lake probably exhausted our gorl and she passed out once home.What most defines Hamber is she's lazy as fuck. Hamber operates on what is convenient in the moment.

My point is she probably prefers sleeping naked but needs help to do so and Necky has more sense to wake the slumbering beast only to invoke her wrath, just to help her get more comfortable.

Eric wouldn't dare post footage of Hamber in the nude due to obvious YouTube violations as well as pissing off the fat duo. Sorry for the autism.

 

[lottalove]

(...) Even then I'd at least cover the ladybits. (...)

I think there's nothing to see but fupa anyway.

 

[AlNamrood]

I think there's nothing to see but fupa anyway.

Amber's right. Why wear clothes if you've got a fat sack of fupa to cover yourself up with?

 

[Caesare]

Poor I am, dumb I am not, and we're here because we all love a good freak show.

Fair enough.

 

[phoenixrrt762]

Do they make diapers that big, or would she have to improvise with a couple puppy pads or something?

Probably something like the pads used in hospitals.

 

[Xenomorph]

Probably something like the pads used in hospitals.

They just load er up in to the ole pick up truck and run her ass by the car wersh

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Probably something like the pads used in hospitals.

Something like the bed piss pads they use in hospitals tied up with some safety pins and worn like a diaper

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

Amber sleeps nude. At least that's what she says.

How pungent of her.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

Do they make diapers that big, or would she have to improvise with a couple puppy pads or something?

Yes, they make diapers that big. I had looked them up out of curiosity the last time this question came up, and you can find some of the bariatric medical brands going up to size X5.

I don't know if any of them make anything bigger though, I've tried looking but that was the biggest.

 

[bev]

Yes, they make diapers that big. I had looked them up out of curiosity the last time this question came up, and you can find some of the bariatric medical brands going up to size X5.

I don't know if any of them make anything bigger though, I've tried looking but that was the biggest.

Why inconvenience yourself with diapers like some common pleb? Utilize incontinence mats like the bougie queen you are.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I doubt we'll see her in the 3 long sleeved outfits - no way she's going to fit those whey coloured, cellulite dimpled slabs she calls upper arms in them.

She absolutely won't fit in the gray and black cardigan. I know someone who has it and she said the sleeves are skintight and she's not a deathfat.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

No way she sleeps naked. The smells alone. But yes , the pure logistics of her getting undressed ... Holy shit she'd be exhausted !!

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

No way she sleeps naked. The smells alone. But yes , the pure logistics of her getting undressed ... Holy shit she'd be exhausted !!

Maybe she needs that exhaustion to fall asleep. She sure ain't shit getting any physical movements sitting on pillow mountain