Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

She wants a new caretaker so bad

Yeah because her old one is dyeeen and wont eat any fun fewds anymore.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

I don't really see much difference in dirty porn and feeder porn.

How in the hell do these nuts expose themselves like that? I don't get it.

What's "dirty porn"?

 

[Cuba Beluga]

I leave for a month and come back to find out the Butler is possible dying of kidney failure... whelp.
Didn’t expect her to croak before Ham, I’m wondering who’ll replace her.

I'm sure that old nutritionlynn is wreaking a whole new kind of havoc in Becky's world. She definitely seems to be in her personal-training-life-coaching-nutritionist-extraordinaire alter ego.
Can you imagine having a 600 lb woman lecturing you about proper sodium intake and insisting on preparing all of your meals because she knows best? I can just picture her pausing from a lesson on how to be healthy to give old Becky her lunch order and then force feeding her dry pasta and arugula in between bites of dumplings.

 

[Turd Blossom]

This heifer can't lay off these fucking nasty filters.

Spoiler: Fat Squirrel

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First of all, what in the fuck is going on with her neck? I can't decide if the filter just can't figure out what to do with her chin/neck situation or if her choker is actually cutting into her neck, but it looks horrific.
Also, the fact that she's sitting in what looks to be either some kind of restaurant or store, with her shirt pulled way down to show off her sad misshapen "cleavage" while attempting a seductive pout for the camera is both sad and hilarious. I can only imagine the expressions on the faces of the people who stumble across Amber as she's out on the town, sittin' in scooters and restin' on benches while waiting for Becky to run her errands, liveeen' her best life.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

First of all, what in the fuck is going on with her neck? I can't decide if the filter just can't figure out what to do with her chin/neck situation or if her choker is actually cutting into her neck, but it looks horrific.
Also, the fact that she's sitting in what looks to be either some kind of restaurant or store, with her shirt pulled way down to show off her sad misshapen "cleavage" while attempting a seductive pout for the camera is both sad and hilarious. I can only imagine the expressions on the faces of the people who stumble across Amber as she's out on the town, sittin' in scooters and restin' on benches while waiting for Becky to run her errands, liveeen' her best life.

I don't think that's a choker, I think that's the shadowing from her darkened neck folds.

 

[Cuba Beluga]

First of all, what in the fuck is going on with her neck? I can't decide if the filter just can't figure out what to do with her chin/neck situation or if her choker is actually cutting into her neck, but it looks horrific.
Also, the fact that she's sitting in what looks to be either some kind of restaurant or store, with her shirt pulled way down to show off her sad misshapen "cleavage" while attempting a seductive pout for the camera is both sad and hilarious. I can only imagine the expressions on the faces of the people who stumble across Amber as she's out on the town, sittin' in scooters and restin' on benches while waiting for Becky to run her errands, liveeen' her best life.

It's likely that her gobbler has gobbled her trusty choker right up

 

[Moonpie]

What's "dirty porn"?

Sex porn. I guess I should've said that. Duh. Lol

This heifer can't lay off these fucking nasty filters.

Spoiler: Fat Squirrel

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We really need a big laugh emoji.

Dainty squirrel. She's trying to catch a new caretaker with those cow udders exposed.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Looks like she's waiting outside the movie theater inside the Somerset mall to the north of Monticello. Too bad she didn't wash her hair for date night.

 

[Xenomorph]

Looks like she's waiting outside the movie theater inside the Somerset mall to the north of Monticello. Too bad she didn't wash her hair for date night.

Becky has been looking unwashed herself anf avoiding the camera.
I wonder if her Mother/Sisters told her to stop appearing in the videos.

 

[ADHD]

Becky has been looking unwashed herself anf avoiding the camera.
I wonder if her Mother/Sisters told her to stop appearing in the videos.

Norma and Misty Dawn don't pay Becky's bills though so who cares what they say?

 

[Xenomorph]

Norma and Misty Dawn don't pay Becky's bills though so who cares what they say?

MUH FAMLY.

Plus I wonder if either she looks even more like shit than usual since AL wont show Beckys face or she wont show herself due to the whole Norma thing.

 

[Spergoy of Cuckkad]

this is a travesty, a tragedy, a disaster, a catastrophe

 

[Twinkie]

I saw that the other day but I can't find it on their feed. Sadly I think it might be fake

 

[Spergoy of Cuckkad]

I saw that the other day but I can't find it on their feed. Sadly I think it might be fake

if it is I hope someone at least sent it to Amber so she could panic and DM the Cheesecake Factory twitter in a blind 600 lb rage

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

DM the Cheesecake Factory twitter in a blind 600 lb rage

To be fair, I'm sure the Cheesecake Factory gets that a lot.

 

[vroomrustproof]

This heifer can't lay off these fucking nasty filters.

Spoiler: Fat Squirrel

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I don't get to who these pics are ment to be sent to

You post this sort of shit when you're single and you try to have dudes slide in your DMs... but she's already with Becky, so why post these sorts of pics? Just so you can later complain in another "Quitting YouTube" style video that's a pity party where you bitch about people sending you dick pics?

 

[Whatthefuck]

This heifer can't lay off these fucking nasty filters.

Spoiler: Fat Squirrel

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TFW your face is so fat that the poor SC filter makes it look like you have the frames stabbing your temple.

 

[Damn Near]

Jesus, do you think they ever self reflect and realize they are trying to teach common sense and accountability to a 600lb spoiled child. Why even waste your time? Just watch and laugh like normal people.

These are probably the same people that give CWC hypothetical job advice on here

 

[Dovahshit]

She still an uuuuugly bitch. Even if she had a smokin, dainty bod-she'd still have wonky eyes, warty nose and tons of loose skin.

As well as being a narcissistic chronic liar.

Oh who am I kidding...she will never be dainty.

that FUCKING chin.

 

[vroomrustproof]

Off r/amberlynn, her last haul

She'll probably keep the cardigan and the sweater since those are the only two that can fit somewhat properly on her

The rest are just gonna be given to Dana, so that's $3 for her at least