Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[fag0t]

What?

I actually teared up from laughing at this funniest shit I saw all day

 

[dirtydeanna96]

The Google Stadia is said to have "negative latency"
It reminded me of Lucas and his FTL message formula.

7 feet, zero latency.
30 billion light years, also zero latency!

 

[Rogowski]

Imagine if you had an opportunity to actually save the world (and not in a make believe way like Lucas here)and you told the world “Nope, I won’t say anything about it until you get me $5 per question”.

 

[mothman96]

"THERE WILL BE WEDDING COSTS", yea the delusional town psycho. In your case Lucas, it's funeral costs. You've been showing people how you dig your own grave for years. You will die alone.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Lucas won't work, and his young ovulator will be -too- young for even a work permit.
Luke and his future wife need those donations.

(You can get a work permit on your fourteenth birthday)

 

[Da Dude123]

As been mentioned before, Lucas will most likely be buried in a pauper's grave. There will probably be no funeral.

"THERE WILL BE WEDDING COSTS", yea the delusional town psycho. In your case Lucas, it's funeral costs. You've been showing people how you dig your own grave for years. You will die alone.

 

[mothman96]

As been mentioned before, Lucas will most likely be buried in a pauper's grave. There will probably be no funeral.

A fitting end to the pervert creep.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What?

Is that even human?

He must get off on being so aggressively repulsive.

 

[Krathnami]

What?

If I didn’t know better I’d say he’s ducking with us. But I know better.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas has a job. He answers questions for $5.00. Although, if you ask something he doesn't like then, blocked, you bigot, reeee! I am pretty sure no one has sent Lucas $5.00 to have him answer a question.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas has a job. He answers questions for $5.00. Although, if you ask something he doesn't like then, blocked, you bigot, reeee! I am pretty sure no one has sent Lucas $5.00 to have him answer a question.

Yeah, Mucous is pretty ugly.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Has he mentioned why he lowered the price from $10? Sounds awfully like reacting to capitalistic market demands

 

[mothman96]

"The ugliest thing that I have ever seen, is a human being without compassion". The town psycho is still working the compassion/pity angle. Wanting a young hottie to pity fuck, marry, have his schizo children and support his pervert ass.

 

[Da Dude123]

Mooo!

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

It'll also render people like Lucas genetically extinct

 

[Rogowski]

Women who want to be my friend are homophobic.

“To hell with women who value their relationships with men who are better than me in every way conceivable.

You have to be pretty autistic to try and link SJWs and KMFDM as some sort of proof that he’s tough. For a guy who screeches all day long about evidence he has nothing here.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

What?

Much like John Bulla and his writing on various objects, the incomprehensible paragraph of schizophrenic word salad math at the bottom remains the most interesting and funny thing about Lucas to me. Seriously, what the fuck is all that shit, and why is there so much of it?

Edit: Also that he's so fat that he can fit that entire thing on his torso.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Tell us about your dealings with ‘Emilia’, Honest Lucas.

 

[Kane Lives]

I like how he keeps emphasising that people shouldn't waste his time, but the truth is, people have no time to waste on him.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Wat