Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[A whole lotta nope]

For example, if I hear voices calling my name coming from the TV when it’s off, it’s a hallucination. If I hear voices calling my name from a TV that’s on and making noise, it isn’t an auditory hallucination.

I have a friend who is schizophrenic and (when her meds got screwed up) she said that she heard voices coming from the TV while we were watching it. She could still hear the movie, but there were additional voices. She explained it as loud but whispered voices that were almost like on a different layer than the movie dialogue.

With Lucas being currently being unmedicated and untreated and rapidly declining into a rage filled time bomb, I wouldn't be surprised if he was experiencing hallucinations, delusions, and auditory disturbances all during the same walk around town. He really needs to be committed again.

 

[Rogowski]

He looks like he’s fighting back tears.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

his head is to big for his body

 

[AnOminous]

his head is to big for his body

His head is too big for whatever tiny, squirming, walnut-sized toad is in it.

 

[Kane Lives]

Do people even engage him on Facebook anymore?

It feels like he's screaming into the void more and more. Tick tock on that timebomb.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Lucas honestly has the bearing of a person who has lacked discipline their whole life. He is the epitome of why we NEED ‘fat shaming’ and good, Victorian-style bullying in our society.

He grew up in the era of ‘if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all’ where in reality he just needed to be told ‘shut the fuck up’ once in a while and forced onto a nice low-cal diet of gruel.

That said, if society became the utopia I described, it could lead to lolcows becoming extinct...

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Lucas: girls and young women are not entitled to a childhood or normal early adulthood, that they cannot aspire to know people who can value their minds or offer anything to interest or develop them without manipulative self interest. They cannot have platonic relationships with men, they are sex objects to be lied to in order to manipulate and terrorise them, and that they must dedicate their lives to valueless older men in complete submission and the name of juvenile incel notions of "troo lurve" unquestioningly or they're a bigot.

Also Lucas: Traumatizing people to motivate people usually backfires or doesn't work.

 

[Rogowski]

Do people even engage him on Facebook anymore?

It feels like he's screaming into the void more and more. Tick tock on that timebomb.

I’m pretty sure everyone he interacts with online are trolls.

If you look at his Instagram it’s obvious he’s screaming into the void, there’s no likes, no comments to be found and on top of that very low number of followers because following him usually leads to getting copypasta’d and blocked for no reason. Lucas’ snowflake mentality has isolated him from human contact on the last platform he had any social interaction at all.

Lucas has no one. I’m pretty sure his mom didn’t even visit last month like she planned so that’s probably also weighing heavy on his heart lately and adding to his social media word salad mania. Lucas simply exists and sits in his hovel day and night sniffing his own farts and shoving food in his mouth and posting like a mad man while he waits for a woman to magically appear.
It would be sad if he wasn’t such a shit human being. Also, hi Lucas.

Don’t hide behind politics and pretend like you weren’t the dick who less than a few months ago was harrassing a woman to have sex with you and harrassing complete strangers (many who didn’t even know Lacie) in your own city to make it happen.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I’m pretty sure everyone he interacts with online are trolls.

If you look at his Instagram it’s obvious he’s screaming into the void, there’s no likes, no comments to be found and on top of that very low number of followers because following him usually leads to getting copypasta’d and blocked for no reason. Lucas’ snowflake mentality has isolated him from human contact on the last platform he had any social interaction at all.

Lucas has no one. I’m pretty sure his mom didn’t even visit last month like she planned so that’s probably also weighing heavy on his heart lately and adding to his social media word salad mania. Lucas simply exists and sits in his hovel day and night sniffing his own farts and shoving food in his mouth and posting like a mad man while he waits for a woman to magically appear.
It would be sad if he wasn’t such a shit human being. Also, hi Lucas.
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Don’t hide behind politics and pretend like you weren’t the dick who less than a few months ago was harrassing a woman to have sex with you and harrassing complete strangers (many who didn’t even know Lacie) in your own city to make it happen.

My name is Abracadaver, Lucas. Be sure to get in all the crevices.

Also why does he think we’re leftists? I’m solidly in the anarchy camp. Stop spending people’s taxes to support fat-arsed smelly layabouts like Lucas.

 

[Rogowski]

My name is Abracadaver, Lucas. Be sure to get in all the crevices.

Also why does he think we’re leftists? I’m solidly in the anarchy camp. Stop spending people’s taxes to support fat-arsed smelly layabouts like Lucas.

I don’t know if this has been brought up before but is Lucas aware that anarchy does not encourage people to leech welfare off the state?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I don’t know if this has been brought up before but is Lucas aware that anarchy does not encourage people to leech welfare off the state?

It's a recurring theme that all left leaning welfare leeches are into the whole anarchy thing. It's hilariously ironic, and they don't seem to understand it when you tell them that they'll be losing their tugboat and will be expected to pull their weight in that kinda society.

Clawshrimpy is a hilarious example of this, especially when you tell him that he'll be the first one up against the wall due to his pederasty.

 

[Particle Bored]

Also why does he think we’re leftists? I’m solidly in the anarchy camp. Stop spending people’s taxes to support fat-arsed smelly layabouts like Lucas.

Probably just another case of getting a dirty look from a hot young socialist ovulator on the street and then believing she immediately rushed home to log on to the farms and call him a fat potato.

 

[Da Dude123]

Some more Lucas Instagram posts. Gen Z women, some of them can drink now and that alcohol is aged!

 

[Rogowski]

What?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

What?

This is what I call "paranoid diarrhea face". (Are they watching me shit? Everyone's watching me! *throws soda at wall*)

Whatever gets the girlies, right? Lucas knows what those girls like.

 

[AnOminous]

What?

What the fuck is that facial expression?

 

[Mushroom Soup]

tfw

 

[Rescuetoast]

I’ve never seen anyone push an “I’m poor so you should fuck me” narrative. I assume that’s because it doesn’t work.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Maybe his telomeres are so long that they're cutting off circulation to his brain.

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

What?

Normal people : "Whoa, opened my camera and selfie mode was on. That's a scary sight - a combination of distorted angles and a little harsh reality. Let's ignore that!"

Lucas : " Let's post this!"