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sorry if this has been asked elsewhere, in this brilliant place. Is Chris ACTUALLY Bobs son/elephant/ daughter/ thing? I mean, Bob was a clever man, curious about the world he lived in. His first two children went on to have successful, and professional careers.
Could it be, Bob had them younger, had more healthier genes, than when he had our beloved confused Christian? Or the fact that Blorb has been a bit of a Thot, in her younger days, had been spreading it about, just before she met bob. Dang I wish the two of them could be on Maury, or up to recently the Jeremy Kyle show (F)
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Actually is Chris a SU fan? I mean it’s centered on an effeminate fat kid who finds himself surrounded by lesbian space mommies so I’d assume it’s wish fulfillment for him.
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I'm not sure he likes it or knows what it is, but Steven Universe would heavily appeal to Chris. Dobson loves it and he's also a fat, effeminate manbaby who loves lesbians.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Somehow Chris identifies with the most mature and responsible of the gems even though he’s pretty much the antithesis of that. Also Pearl is rail thin while Chris is like an amoeba.
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Only seen bits and pieces of season 1 of SU, but wasn't Pearl totally hung up on Steven's mom, who was a big fat pink-haired queen yet unattainable because she fucked Steven's dad then died after giving birth to him? Given Chris's rather.....freudian relationship with Barb when they were younger and she was Snorlax-sized, maybe that's what he means.

But that might be a bit too introspective for Chris to realize. At least for his conscious self to do so..... 🤔
 
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Tikbalang said:
I wonder what's Chris's thoughts on China and the HK protest.
Probably not interested or chose to be silent about it knowing his godes powers cant do anything.
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If you'll recall, CWCville was a surveillance state where police could see everything, and would often assault and even kill individuals deemed un-Chris-like. Chris probably thinks the protesters need to just calm down and obey the law.

The real question is, what does he think of Brexit?
 
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AnOminous said:
All of that is from one comment about having seen "burning crosses" on some phone call with the trolls, and one or more dad jokes about Obama.
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Yeah thats all I knew too. From what I've seen he seemed rather progressive in his thinking, like in his chats with Bluespike, about how he enjoys learning about other countries and cultures.
Xochi said:
The real question is, what does he think of Brexit?
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I ha- I have not yet had the opportunity and such to try that cereal. But I will definitely keep it in mind on my next trip to, er, to Walmart, and such.
 
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GherkinRealness said:
Was Bob actually racist? I don't recall any evidence of this :T
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Probably not. He mentioned seeing burning crosses in his younger days (which unfortunately was not all that rare in the south during the time he grew up) and made a joke about Obama that would be seen as a bit racist, but I doubt he meant anything by it. He was probably less racist than most guys his age from the south
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Probably not. He mentioned seeing burning crosses in his younger days (which unfortunately was not all that rare in the south during the time he grew up) and made a joke about Obama that would be seen as a bit racist, but I doubt he meant anything by it. He was probably less racist than most guys his age from the south
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If anything Bob was a lot more progressive than most old Southern men. They went to a Korean Baptist church because of him, and he was a staunch United Nations supporter as two examples. He even had something like "UN4EVER" as a vanity plate on his car.
 
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Just watched Dillin's reading of the Incredible Lioness Cwcki page.

Considering that chris's concept of being a woman is so unbelievably shallow, it makes me wonder if he wants to be a woman because he believes in the old stereotype of 'women are highly emotional and unpredictable' and therefore he'll have an eternal excuse to act like a total tard because "I'M a wOmAn! I cAn'T cOnTrol MysElf :B "
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Just watched Dillin's reading of the Incredible Lioness Cwcki page.

Considering that chris's concept of being a woman is so unbelievably shallow, it makes me wonder if he wants to be a woman because he believes in the old stereotype of 'women are highly emotional and unpredictable' and therefore he'll have an eternal excuse to act like a total tard because "I'M a wOmAn! I cAn'T cOnTrol MysElf :B "
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And urinating blood means he's on a period
 
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