Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

OK, these guys were worth 50XP each.

How much were those two things worth?

Is it enough for Gwen to level up and maybe take the "Compassion for Living Things" feat?

 

[Scratch This Nut]

So I was thinking about this today and wondered what I’d do if by some cruel God’s curse I got pregnant with something that royally fucked. Something that couldn’t survive for more than a few hours without some form of support. I’d just let them go after they were born and hold a tasteful memorial and donate their organs. It’s what Jesus would want probably.

 

[Sima Yi]

Cal is finally free! At least, I hope so... My bet is that Gwen will troon out for attention now that she can't pop out any more potatoes for attention and no adoption agency in the world carries braindead spuds.

 

[Blood Debts]

Rate me MATI if you want, but I think what bothers me the most about this saga, besides the fact that these two poor meatloaves were treated like puppets their entire lives by a woman desperate for e-fame, is that this shit was allowed to even happen, and paints the parents as "stunning and courageous" when they're disgusting and deserve to be shunned. Instead, Gwen is probably going to write a book, go on tour with it, and people will lap up the feel-good bullshit and never once consider that her legacy is built on the foundations of vanity, exploitation, and abuse.

I'd argue the little flesh golems Gwen gave birth to had more humanity in them than both of their parents combined, simply by the virtue that they were unable to feel compassion or dignity due to their birth defects, and Gwen and Scott actively disregarded both.

 

[CraBman]

F

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

You know I always thought when I first saw what they looks like I thought yup those goblins are already dead and Gwen is just using their carcasses.

some might say she had a 'carcass' she wanted to 'harness' . . .
A 'harnessed carcass' if you will (I'll see myself out)

 

[GrandmotherDeathsed]

some might say she had a 'carcass' she wanted to 'harness' . . .
A 'harnessed carcass' if you will (I'll see myself out)

That was terrible and you know it!

Cal is finally free! At least, I hope so... My bet is that Gwen will troon out for attention now that she can't pop out any more potatoes for attention and no adoption agency in the world carries braindead spuds.

I really fucking hope Cal's far away from that sadistic monster of a mother. I really hope.

 

[queerape]

F, for Finally Free, from her wretched little body and her even more wretched mother. I hope she and her sister are enjoying their freedom in the big potato patch in the sky.

Here's hoping Cal can finally catch his break and stand up to these assholes now that his sisters no longer tie him to them.

 

[Bubblez McGee]

Sorry for the dumb question, but what does the letter "F" in several posts mean?

It's a meme from Call of Duty.

Yes, it's from a scene in the game from a soldier's funeral. The game instructs the player to press the F key to pay their respects . Due to the popularity of the game, the instruction eventually became an internet meme and now when someone dies , something ends or there's any reason to mourn anything, someone will use the press F meme.

 

[Twinkie]

Cal was tested for it but the results have not been publicly disclosed.

Are you sure? I read in the lolcow farm thread that he actually declined to be tested. His blood wasn't sent to the specific lab that it needed to be, unlike Gwen and Scott. Something like that.

Which is fucked up if true. He may not want to know but his future wife deserves to.

 

[heathercho]

Are you sure? I read in the lolcow farm thread that he actually declined to be tested. His blood wasn't sent to the specific lab that it needed to be, unlike Gwen and Scott. Something like that.

Which is fucked up if true. He may not want to know but his future wife deserves to.

He was tested. They just didn't want to release the results to people online. So no, it's not true.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Are you sure? I read in the lolcow farm thread that he actually declined to be tested. His blood wasn't sent to the specific lab that it needed to be, unlike Gwen and Scott. Something like that.

Which is fucked up if true. He may not want to know but his future wife deserves to.

If true, sounds like he learned denial and refusal of medical help in the home, doesn't it? He's an absolute halfwit if he doesn't want to know. Any woman who marries him is also a fool if that's his attitude.

 

[Super Book]

While I'm glad that cal is finally free, how do you think he will react to this? Having both of your sisters 6 feet underground is a painful thing to go through, even if they were freaks of nature.

 

[Twinkie]

He was tested. They just didn't want to release the results to people online. So no, it's not true.

This is the most current mention of it I could find on her blog. She and Scott got results but, curiously, Cal's samples weren't sent to the same lab. I can't find anywhere that she says she got his results or that he was even tested but aren't releasing them. I wouldn't be suspicious about this if the woman hadn't, you know, made a career of lying on the Internet.

 

[heathercho]

This is the most current mention of it I could find on her blog. She and Scott got results but, curiously, Cal's samples weren't sent to the same lab. I can't find anywhere that she says she got his results or that he was even tested but aren't releasing them. I wouldn't be suspicious about this if the woman hadn't, you know, made a career of lying on the Internet.

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She did say that she got Cal tested and was respecting his privacy RE the results, but I agree, she's a liar. *
But at the same time, she could be deflecting - We're not 100%? Seems like a poor attempt at deflection.
It reads more like "We don't want to comment because it will open up another can of worms and we don't want to hear how LUCKY Cal is if he's clear, because the girls are a blessing, yo"

@AL -- We did. But we don't have any results yet. We're not 100% sure they tested him for this gene? Since he is 18 now, he has to decide if he wants to know whether he's a carrier or not -- it's not OUR choice. He isn't in any position to make those decisions yet, and he is honestly too busy to care! He isn't trying to have a family at this time. Maybe someday down the road he will decide, but we'll likely keep that confidential, as it's his life & choices from here on out. In addition, he & his spouse would have to BOTH be carriers of this gene defect in order to have the same 1 in 4 chance Scott & I have in order to have an affected child. The chances of that are slim to none.

Either way, it really means jackshit because the female would have to be a carrier.

*And I'm pretty sure she said it on her FB or Insta in comments. It was a while back, but she def said that he'd been tested and she was keeping it private, then she changed her tune to this deflection shit.

 

[Cosmos]

RIP Lola. I say this with compassion and mercy, but she's better off dead. It sounds like her condition deteriorated even worse in the months before her death and she was basically on life support. I believe all life is sacred, but more even more important than that is life with dignity.

Spoiler: Slight powerlevel

Looking at Lola and Claire, all I can think of is how those two girls should have been let go a long time ago. Last year I had to put my much loved dog of 15 years down; she was my baby and a huge part of my heart. We put her to sleep because she had become paralyzed on top of some other health issues and it was clear she was suffering. We could have kept her around for longer and tried surgery (which might have been successful, but no guarantees and was very invasive on top of that), but we knew that would be selfish. So as our last gift to her we let her go peacefully and with dignity at home. It was the hardest decision of my life but I know we did the right thing.

I really can't understand why Gwen didn't have the same compassion. I know where she's coming from, I really do, but at a certain point death is a gift. Lola and Claire should have been allowed to die peacefully years ago.

 

[Twinkie]

It's not just that she kept them around, because some people do really struggle to let go whether it's pets or vegetable people (also it's not legal to euthanize children lol). But that she exploited them constantly. You wouldn't make "funny" videos about how miserable your dying dog was and use his lifeless body as a prop gag in photos

 

[Mason Verger]

This is the most current mention of it I could find on her blog. She and Scott got results but, curiously, Cal's samples weren't sent to the same lab. I can't find anywhere that she says she got his results or that he was even tested but aren't releasing them. I wouldn't be suspicious about this if the woman hadn't, you know, made a career of lying on the Internet.

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She did say that she got Cal tested and was respecting his privacy RE the results, but I agree, she's a liar.
But at the same time, she could be deflecting - We're not 100%? Seems like a poor attempt at deflection.
It reads more like "We don't want to comment because it will open up another can of worms and we don't want to hear how LUCKY Cal is if he's clear, because the girls are a blessing, yo"



Either way, it really means jackshit because the female would have to be a carrier.

Y’all forgetting the Zeka virus wildcard.

Gwen’s booking a family trip to the Brazilian rainforest and filling the mosquito repellant bottles with horse sweat just as soon as Cals girl gets pregnant.

 

[The Un-Clit]

So I was thinking about this today and wondered what I’d do if by some cruel God’s curse I got pregnant with something that royally fucked. Something that couldn’t survive for more than a few hours without some form of support. I’d just let them go after they were born and hold a tasteful memorial and donate their organs. It’s what Jesus would want probably.

You wouldn't believe some of the misshapen literal failed abortions (because they should have spontaneously aborted in the first or second trimester) that have been 'saved' by heroic measures and delivered not just as brainless vegetables, but as mutated fucking horrors that would have given HP Lovecraft nightmares had he lived to see the age of modern medicine.

The worst I ever saw I told the story in the 'retail horrors' thread. 25 years ago or so at store where I was working as the computer department manager, one day a woman with a huge pram was walking around and a kid walking past it stopped and said 'whoa, what HAPPENED?' so I looked in myself and in complete honesty I damn near fainted, and only iron control stopped me from yelling in horror.

This thing had the body of a normal baby, but the head of a fucking 10-pin bowling ball, 4x the normal head size of a year old baby. It also had: NO hair, NO ears, NO eyes, NO nose, NO mouth. All it had were 3 holes in it's head. 2 small one large. Just pits. no teeth or eyes or anything, just 3 fucking windows into hell at random over the area where a face should be. It never moved an inch, and it probably couldn't, I am sure it didn't have anything resembling a functional brain.

I couldn't stick around long enough to hear the woman's explanation she was giving the kid, but in hindsight I'd sure liked to have heard it. There was no fucking WAY that thing was any more then a meat puppet, breathing and consuming and then excreting, unable to do anything more then that.

The only reason this woman could have had for parading this living nightmare was the same as the Hartley Hooligan's parents: Asspats by proxy.

 

[RodgerDodger]

F. And maybe Gwen will pay attention to her son.

Oh gods I hope not, for his sake. He's an adult now. He has the ability and wherewithal to get on with his life without Mommy Dearest turning him into a carnival freak.