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I swear

Some of Tevin's fans can be really fucking autistic when it comes to donation messages

2 hours into his last stream and some retards put a bunch of numbers in their donation message for the bot to read out, and Tevin won't bother turning them off, it'll just let it talk for 2+ minutes straight. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy has the donation bot muted for himself because of all the spam people put in their donation message
 
I swear

Some of Tevin's fans can be really fucking autistic when it comes to donation messages

2 hours into his last stream and some exceptional individuals put a bunch of numbers in their donation message for the bot to read out, and Tevin won't bother turning them off, it'll just let it talk for 2+ minutes straight. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy has the donation bot muted for himself because of all the spam people put in their donation message
Don’t think that’s limited to tevin fans

[2019-10-14 02:46:57 UTC] planetjeff2: It's planetjeff.

I think I've cracked the case. Looks like Jeff got his bimonthly paycheck.



Phil can see the email address associated with the tip (even if not in streamlabs, definitely in his email), so he knows who they are. He tries to play dumb, which makes no sense sometimes--planetjeff basically always tips $100-$200 in one large chunk.
Was he actually admitting it or making a shitty joke or both lol
 
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I swear

Some of Tevin's fans can be really fucking autistic when it comes to donation messages

2 hours into his last stream and some exceptional individuals put a bunch of numbers in their donation message for the bot to read out, and Tevin won't bother turning them off, it'll just let it talk for 2+ minutes straight. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy has the donation bot muted for himself because of all the spam people put in their donation message

it gets kinda annoying when dave is talking, npc in dave's game is talking, tevin is talking, and a donation is playing, plus some mid-west rap song, all at the same time
 
Phil just went on a huge rant in the pre-stream and then again a couple minutes into the minecraft stream about how much he hates being called "Dave". Says that it's a "dumbfuck detractor meme that makes no logical sense"

And then he proceeded to tell everyone "I don't get triggered by it". Sure Dave, that's why you were ranting for like 20 minutes about it.

The name Dave doesn't trigger him at all as his voice cracks and he's talked about it for at least 10 straight minutes.

A legit fan even cheered him to say that if he stopped being upset then people would stop saying it and he goes full denial mode.

Edit: Some wheelchair symbol tipped DSP $5 (don't do that) with the name "MuscleAtrophy" and DSP said that the name was an insult and a "known detractor meme", so he's aware that we're making fun of his arms now. It's also why he updates the leaderboard manually, because he didn't put the guy's name up as a top tipper nor did he even add the guy to the tips total count.

Double Edit: DSP complained that he had Kat never have any free time together because they have THREE APPOINTMENTS (he emphased this himself) on his next day off. They are close together, so they have to "sneak in" some fun time in between appointments. Literally everything is a monumental task for this man.
 
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Two clips from tonight's (10/13/19) Minecraft No Chill, Just Beg Stream.

Philip "Darksydephil" Burnell sidesteps a tryhard troll's attempt to derail the stream into negativity.

MuscleAtrophy donated $5!
Can detractors be refereed to as an isolated circle if there are more of them than us the fans?
Anytime I see those dummies restreaming you they have like 3 to 4 times the viewers. Legion of misguided morons is more like it



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"Thank you for the five dollar tip. Sadly, I'm not even going to put you on the leaderboard, because: *POINTS AT VIEWERS* that's not how we roll!"
"Your name is an insult! That is-- uh, a known detractor meme. So enjoy, my ignoring you."
we did it, the simple physical condition of muscle atrophy is a detractor meme, when he goes into the doctor for a check up and he says that daves body is degrading at an incredible rate, he'll be able to identify an irl detractor, his primary physician, also this is another example that phil visits the farms, probably daily
 
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[2019-10-14 02:46:57 UTC] planetjeff2: It's planetjeff.

So right off the bat, thank you for the little self dox because you needed the praise from daddy Phil.

[2017-06-17 19:25:38 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 - fuck the trollz.
[2017-06-17 19:26:09 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 fuck the trollz.
[2019-08-15 03:33:15 UTC] planetjeff2: Attention, scumbags! DSP speaking words here. We will do whatever the fuck we want!

Here is where you can tell PlanetJeff2 to go fuck himself back, and do whatever the fuck YOU want!


Name: Jeff / Jeffrey Anderson
Age: 43-ish
Phone number: (801) 491-2719
Email: janderson@springville.org
Location: Provo, Utah
Work: City Engineer, Springville City Corp
Work website: Work Twitter Account: https://twitter.com/SpringvilleCity
( I'm not saying to go there and spam the gif of Phil masturbating under every single thing they post, but if you do I wont care since their employer is giving Phil thousands of dollars. )

Links of note is his fucking LinkedIn profile:

On the profile he states the following:
Education
Arizona State UniversityBSE, Civil Engineering1993 - 1998
Graduated Suma Cum Laude. Was Valedictorian of graduating class.

Which fits this comment:
[2018-01-26 06:03:53 UTC] planetjeff2: Your life has a *crazy* story arc. I was valedictorian as well. Went to a state school, got an engineering degree. Well paid, not complaining!

His location is Provo Utah, which has had one local Albertson store.


Which fits this comment:
[2017-07-18 19:54:13 UTC] planetjeff2: I did look for this V8 energy drink, my local Albertsons doesn't stock, unfortunately.

There is some information I didn't post because reasons, but you can trust this information.

Of note, the money he's throwing at Phil isn't his dead wife's money but is likely from his paycheck, he makes around 130,000$ yearly.

I would suggest further digging of people who are bored or want to see this utter cuck.
bruh look at this dood lmao
the cuck in his natural habitat
 
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[2019-10-14 02:46:57 UTC] planetjeff2: It's planetjeff.

So right off the bat, thank you for the little self dox because you needed the praise from daddy Phil.

[2017-06-17 19:25:38 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 - fuck the trollz.
[2017-06-17 19:26:09 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 fuck the trollz.
[2019-08-15 03:33:15 UTC] planetjeff2: Attention, scumbags! DSP speaking words here. We will do whatever the fuck we want!

Here is where you can tell PlanetJeff2 to go fuck himself back, and do whatever the fuck YOU want!


Name: Jeff / Jeffrey Anderson
Age: 43-ish
Phone number: (801) 491-2719
Email: janderson@springville.org
Location: Provo, Utah
Work: City Engineer, Springville City Corp
Work website: Work Twitter Account: https://twitter.com/SpringvilleCity
( I'm not saying to go there and spam the gif of Phil masturbating under every single thing they post, but if you do I wont care since their employer is giving Phil thousands of dollars. )

Links of note is his fucking LinkedIn profile:

On the profile he states the following:
Education
Arizona State UniversityBSE, Civil Engineering1993 - 1998
Graduated Suma Cum Laude. Was Valedictorian of graduating class.

Which fits this comment:
[2018-01-26 06:03:53 UTC] planetjeff2: Your life has a *crazy* story arc. I was valedictorian as well. Went to a state school, got an engineering degree. Well paid, not complaining!

His location is Provo Utah, which has had one local Albertson store.


Which fits this comment:
[2017-07-18 19:54:13 UTC] planetjeff2: I did look for this V8 energy drink, my local Albertsons doesn't stock, unfortunately.

There is some information I didn't post because reasons, but you can trust this information.

Of note, the money he's throwing at Phil isn't his dead wife's money but is likely from his paycheck, he makes around 130,000$ yearly.

I would suggest further digging of people who are bored or want to see this utter cuck.
43 year old dude who finds Phil entertaining, I guess he's equally as boring as fuck as Phil

Do you think he gets depressed whenever Phil mentions Khat (the wife) because it reminds him of his dead wife? This dude's so weird... lemme study hard to get a job that pays over 6 figures a year and give some of that money toa 50 year old looking ghoul so he can shower his soulmaid with gifts... fucking cuck
 
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[2019-10-14 02:46:57 UTC] planetjeff2: It's planetjeff.

So right off the bat, thank you for the little self dox because you needed the praise from daddy Phil.

[2017-06-17 19:25:38 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 - fuck the trollz.
[2017-06-17 19:26:09 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 fuck the trollz.
[2019-08-15 03:33:15 UTC] planetjeff2: Attention, scumbags! DSP speaking words here. We will do whatever the fuck we want!

Here is where you can tell PlanetJeff2 to go fuck himself back, and do whatever the fuck YOU want!


Name: Jeff / Jeffrey Anderson
Age: 43-ish
Phone number: (801) 491-2719
Email: janderson@springville.org
Location: Provo, Utah
Work: City Engineer, Springville City Corp
Work website: Work Twitter Account: https://twitter.com/SpringvilleCity
( I'm not saying to go there and spam the gif of Phil masturbating under every single thing they post, but if you do I wont care since their employer is giving Phil thousands of dollars. )

Links of note is his fucking LinkedIn profile:

On the profile he states the following:
Education
Arizona State UniversityBSE, Civil Engineering1993 - 1998
Graduated Suma Cum Laude. Was Valedictorian of graduating class.

Which fits this comment:
[2018-01-26 06:03:53 UTC] planetjeff2: Your life has a *crazy* story arc. I was valedictorian as well. Went to a state school, got an engineering degree. Well paid, not complaining!

His location is Provo Utah, which has had one local Albertson store.


Which fits this comment:
[2017-07-18 19:54:13 UTC] planetjeff2: I did look for this V8 energy drink, my local Albertsons doesn't stock, unfortunately.

There is some information I didn't post because reasons, but you can trust this information.

Of note, the money he's throwing at Phil isn't his dead wife's money but is likely from his paycheck, he makes around 130,000$ yearly.

I would suggest further digging of people who are bored or want to see this utter cuck.
Has anyone spotted him in any other streamers streams donating?

Also, would be a shame if his job somehow found out he was donating money to a racist. Utah is pretty progressive.
 
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[2019-10-14 02:46:57 UTC] planetjeff2: It's planetjeff.

So right off the bat, thank you for the little self dox because you needed the praise from daddy Phil.

[2017-06-17 19:25:38 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 - fuck the trollz.
[2017-06-17 19:26:09 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 fuck the trollz.
[2019-08-15 03:33:15 UTC] planetjeff2: Attention, scumbags! DSP speaking words here. We will do whatever the fuck we want!

Here is where you can tell PlanetJeff2 to go fuck himself back, and do whatever the fuck YOU want!


Name: Jeff / Jeffrey Anderson
Age: 43-ish
Phone number: (801) 491-2719
Email: janderson@springville.org
Location: Provo, Utah
Work: City Engineer, Springville City Corp
Work website: Work Twitter Account: https://twitter.com/SpringvilleCity
( I'm not saying to go there and spam the gif of Phil masturbating under every single thing they post, but if you do I wont care since their employer is giving Phil thousands of dollars. )

Links of note is his fucking LinkedIn profile:

On the profile he states the following:
Education
Arizona State UniversityBSE, Civil Engineering1993 - 1998
Graduated Suma Cum Laude. Was Valedictorian of graduating class.

Which fits this comment:
[2018-01-26 06:03:53 UTC] planetjeff2: Your life has a *crazy* story arc. I was valedictorian as well. Went to a state school, got an engineering degree. Well paid, not complaining!

His location is Provo Utah, which has had one local Albertson store.


Which fits this comment:
[2017-07-18 19:54:13 UTC] planetjeff2: I did look for this V8 energy drink, my local Albertsons doesn't stock, unfortunately.

There is some information I didn't post because reasons, but you can trust this information.

Of note, the money he's throwing at Phil isn't his dead wife's money but is likely from his paycheck, he makes around 130,000$ yearly.

I would suggest further digging of people who are bored or want to see this utter cuck.
Humbly submitting that this post would make an excellent OP for a thread on Mr. Anderson, if the Right Honourable Nigel sees fit to make one.
 
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[2019-10-14 02:46:57 UTC] planetjeff2: It's planetjeff.

So right off the bat, thank you for the little self dox because you needed the praise from daddy Phil.

[2017-06-17 19:25:38 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 - fuck the trollz.
[2017-06-17 19:26:09 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 fuck the trollz.
[2019-08-15 03:33:15 UTC] planetjeff2: Attention, scumbags! DSP speaking words here. We will do whatever the fuck we want!

Here is where you can tell PlanetJeff2 to go fuck himself back, and do whatever the fuck YOU want!


Name: Jeff / Jeffrey Anderson
Age: 43-ish
Phone number: (801) 491-2719
Email: janderson@springville.org
Location: Provo, Utah
Work: City Engineer, Springville City Corp
Work website: Work Twitter Account: https://twitter.com/SpringvilleCity
( I'm not saying to go there and spam the gif of Phil masturbating under every single thing they post, but if you do I wont care since their employer is giving Phil thousands of dollars. )

Links of note is his fucking LinkedIn profile:

On the profile he states the following:
Education
Arizona State UniversityBSE, Civil Engineering1993 - 1998
Graduated Suma Cum Laude. Was Valedictorian of graduating class.

Which fits this comment:
[2018-01-26 06:03:53 UTC] planetjeff2: Your life has a *crazy* story arc. I was valedictorian as well. Went to a state school, got an engineering degree. Well paid, not complaining!

His location is Provo Utah, which has had one local Albertson store.


Which fits this comment:
[2017-07-18 19:54:13 UTC] planetjeff2: I did look for this V8 energy drink, my local Albertsons doesn't stock, unfortunately.

There is some information I didn't post because reasons, but you can trust this information.

Of note, the money he's throwing at Phil isn't his dead wife's money but is likely from his paycheck, he makes around 130,000$ yearly.

I would suggest further digging of people who are bored or want to see this utter cuck.
this is... something, like im at a genuine loss of words for the spread of information that's been dumped upon us, jeff jumped into the vortex and has been swallowed up by it, the dsp autism vortex knows no bounds and takes no prisoners
 
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Found a rare and elusive picture of Nigel IRL.
 
Speaking of PlanetJeff, found something that was quite telling...

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The thing he hopes Phil remembers him by isn't something along the lines of "Hej, we talked about ..." or "Hej, I'm that guy who had this happen in his life" or "Hej, I'm the guy who did ..."

No, it's "Hej, I'm that guy who gave you a lot of money, remember me?"

This might be the saddest thing I've seen. This is the very definition of "paying for Phil's momentary friendship".
 
Speaking of PlanetJeff, found something that was quite telling...

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The thing he hopes Phil remembers him by isn't something along the lines of "Hej, we talked about ..." or "Hej, I'm that guy who had this happen in his life" or "Hej, I'm the guy who did ..."

No, it's "Hej, I'm that guy who gave you a lot of money, remember me?"

This might be the saddest thing I've seen. This is the very definition of "paying for Phil's momentary friendship".

That is sad.

You know what's even sadder? He's trying to pay for the friendship of a narcissist that doesn't give a fuck about him now, and will most likely turn Jeff into a detractor the moment Jeff steps out of line or runs out of money.

If you HAVE to pay for friendship from a Twitch streamer (don't do this), find one with like 10 viewers. Give that person $1000 and see what happens. That $1000 that Jeff gave DSP on the Jasper reveal went into a black hole and DSP was back to begging literally 2 days later (only because he had a day off the next day).
 
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[2019-10-14 02:46:57 UTC] planetjeff2: It's planetjeff.

So right off the bat, thank you for the little self dox because you needed the praise from daddy Phil.

[2017-06-17 19:25:38 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 - fuck the trollz.
[2017-06-17 19:26:09 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 fuck the trollz.
[2019-08-15 03:33:15 UTC] planetjeff2: Attention, scumbags! DSP speaking words here. We will do whatever the fuck we want!

Here is where you can tell PlanetJeff2 to go fuck himself back, and do whatever the fuck YOU want!


Name: Jeff / Jeffrey Anderson
Age: 43-ish
Phone number: (801) 491-2719
Email: janderson@springville.org
Location: Provo, Utah
Work: City Engineer, Springville City Corp
Work website: Work Twitter Account: https://twitter.com/SpringvilleCity
( I'm not saying to go there and spam the gif of Phil masturbating under every single thing they post, but if you do I wont care since their employer is giving Phil thousands of dollars. )

Links of note is his fucking LinkedIn profile:

On the profile he states the following:
Education
Arizona State UniversityBSE, Civil Engineering1993 - 1998
Graduated Suma Cum Laude. Was Valedictorian of graduating class.

Which fits this comment:
[2018-01-26 06:03:53 UTC] planetjeff2: Your life has a *crazy* story arc. I was valedictorian as well. Went to a state school, got an engineering degree. Well paid, not complaining!

His location is Provo Utah, which has had one local Albertson store.


Which fits this comment:
[2017-07-18 19:54:13 UTC] planetjeff2: I did look for this V8 energy drink, my local Albertsons doesn't stock, unfortunately.

There is some information I didn't post because reasons, but you can trust this information.

Of note, the money he's throwing at Phil isn't his dead wife's money but is likely from his paycheck, he makes around 130,000$ yearly.

I would suggest further digging of people who are bored or want to see this utter cuck.

It's always amusing to me when they donate money saying "fuck the trolls" like we're all mad Phil got money.

Jeff, if you're reading this, Phil continuing to be a miserable, scamming lolcow who baits retards like you into giving him thousands and into furthering his existence is the best thing for us. Simply because we get to laugh at him and you.

Phil will never be your friend and only sees you as a money pot. He was never a friend to BSV, swagginz, Goldentots, or Tut, all who gave him thousands as well.
 
It's always amusing to me when they donate money saying "fuck the trolls" like we're all mad Phil got money.

Jeff, if you're reading this, Phil continuing to be a miserable, scamming lolcow who baits exceptional individuals like you into giving him thousands and into furthering his existence is the best thing for us. Simply because we get to laugh at him and you.

Phil will never be your friend and only sees you as a money pot. He was never a friend to BSV, swagginz, Goldentots, or Tut, all who gave him thousands as well.
I'm not going to lecture Jeff on how to spend his own hard earned money, but I'd definitely recommend spending money on a psychiatrist rather than donating to someone like Dave.
 
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[2019-10-14 02:46:57 UTC] planetjeff2: It's planetjeff.

So right off the bat, thank you for the little self dox because you needed the praise from daddy Phil.

[2017-06-17 19:25:38 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 - fuck the trollz.
[2017-06-17 19:26:09 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 fuck the trollz.
[2019-08-15 03:33:15 UTC] planetjeff2: Attention, scumbags! DSP speaking words here. We will do whatever the fuck we want!

Here is where you can tell PlanetJeff2 to go fuck himself back, and do whatever the fuck YOU want!


Name: Jeff / Jeffrey Anderson
Age: 43-ish
Phone number: (801) 491-2719
Email: janderson@springville.org
Location: Provo, Utah
Work: City Engineer, Springville City Corp
Work website: Work Twitter Account: https://twitter.com/SpringvilleCity
( I'm not saying to go there and spam the gif of Phil masturbating under every single thing they post, but if you do I wont care since their employer is giving Phil thousands of dollars. )

Links of note is his fucking LinkedIn profile:

On the profile he states the following:
Education
Arizona State UniversityBSE, Civil Engineering1993 - 1998
Graduated Suma Cum Laude. Was Valedictorian of graduating class.

Which fits this comment:
[2018-01-26 06:03:53 UTC] planetjeff2: Your life has a *crazy* story arc. I was valedictorian as well. Went to a state school, got an engineering degree. Well paid, not complaining!

His location is Provo Utah, which has had one local Albertson store.


Which fits this comment:
[2017-07-18 19:54:13 UTC] planetjeff2: I did look for this V8 energy drink, my local Albertsons doesn't stock, unfortunately.

There is some information I didn't post because reasons, but you can trust this information.

Of note, the money he's throwing at Phil isn't his dead wife's money but is likely from his paycheck, he makes around 130,000$ yearly.

I would suggest further digging of people who are bored or want to see this utter cuck.
You're a scary man, Nigel. I'd hate to get on your bad side.
That being said, your service for the Farms is much appreciated, and I hope that you keep using your powers for good. You're a legend.
:semperfidelis:
 
Speaking of PlanetJeff, found something that was quite telling...

View attachment 970641

The thing he hopes Phil remembers him by isn't something along the lines of "Hej, we talked about ..." or "Hej, I'm that guy who had this happen in his life" or "Hej, I'm the guy who did ..."

No, it's "Hej, I'm that guy who gave you a lot of money, remember me?"

This might be the saddest thing I've seen. This is the very definition of "paying for Phil's momentary friendship".
Can you even call it friendship?

I guarantee you that Phil does not talk to any of his whales outside his streams besides e-mails regarding a big tip. That's it.
 
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[2019-10-14 02:46:57 UTC] planetjeff2: It's planetjeff.

So right off the bat, thank you for the little self dox because you needed the praise from daddy Phil.

[2017-06-17 19:25:38 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 - fuck the trollz.
[2017-06-17 19:26:09 UTC] planetjeff2: cheer1000 fuck the trollz.
[2019-08-15 03:33:15 UTC] planetjeff2: Attention, scumbags! DSP speaking words here. We will do whatever the fuck we want!

Here is where you can tell PlanetJeff2 to go fuck himself back, and do whatever the fuck YOU want!


Name: Jeff / Jeffrey Anderson
Age: 43-ish
Phone number: (801) 491-2719
Email: janderson@springville.org
Location: Provo, Utah
Work: City Engineer, Springville City Corp
Work website: Work Twitter Account: https://twitter.com/SpringvilleCity
( I'm not saying to go there and spam the gif of Phil masturbating under every single thing they post, but if you do I wont care since their employer is giving Phil thousands of dollars. )

Links of note is his fucking LinkedIn profile:

On the profile he states the following:
Education
Arizona State UniversityBSE, Civil Engineering1993 - 1998
Graduated Suma Cum Laude. Was Valedictorian of graduating class.

Which fits this comment:
[2018-01-26 06:03:53 UTC] planetjeff2: Your life has a *crazy* story arc. I was valedictorian as well. Went to a state school, got an engineering degree. Well paid, not complaining!

His location is Provo Utah, which has had one local Albertson store.


Which fits this comment:
[2017-07-18 19:54:13 UTC] planetjeff2: I did look for this V8 energy drink, my local Albertsons doesn't stock, unfortunately.

There is some information I didn't post because reasons, but you can trust this information.

Of note, the money he's throwing at Phil isn't his dead wife's money but is likely from his paycheck, he makes around 130,000$ yearly.

I would suggest further digging of people who are bored or want to see this utter cuck.

Archieves of the social media now will be useful if Jeffrey Anderson goes into DFE mode, don't lose anything lulzy.
 
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