Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Maxie]

Dude guys! Sos needs markers. Someone be a pal and buy them for her so she can bullet journal her medical shit lmao

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I mean it's not like Dollar Tree sells markers or anything lol. She is so OTT.

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Still don't understand her entire hospitalization. She went eating well enough to breast feed 2 fuck trophies for fucks sake. Now she is on TPN?

 

[c6h1206]

I mean it's not like Dollar Tree sells markers or anything lol. She is so OTT.

Edited to add latest:

Still don't understand her entire hospitalization. She went eating well enough to breast feed 2 fuck trophies for fucks sake. Now she is on TPN?

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I also noticed she said something about logging her glucose. any lactation consultant or MFM specialist would tell her breastfeeding tanks your sugar levels if you have a legitimate issue. You need like 50 grams of carbs to sustain a normal feed. I find the juxtaposition of being so fertile and so milkly and yet so sick odd. very odd indeed. how does that work being so sickly and malnourished but your tits are just lactating away like nothing is wrong ?

 

[Toohottotrot]

notice the lack of photo behind that wall of lies show us your tpn set up or go back to breastfeeding living one lie on the internet and another reality in the world where meanie drs and families can and will say no or tell you to tone down your munching

 

[mosh spice]

Greetings. Please meet Marisa Finan-Goode of the Colorado Springs area. Honestly she's not that interesting, but I found her and screenshotted her whole life so now you get to have her.

Claimed illnesses:
POTS
EDS
Gastroparesis
MCAS
Heart stuff (idk what "heart clot" would classify as)
Asthma
Dysautonomia
"Mobility"
Probably more idk

Sickstagram: @my.patronus.is.a.zebra
Business instagram: @finangoodephoto
She sometimes blogs: here
Youtube: here

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This is a comparison she made on her instagram, I did not make this photo mashup.

Spoiler: #followforfollowback

From approximately March 2017 to December 2018, Marisa was a working photographer who mainly photographed heavy metal bands in and around the Colorado Springs area, and was quite good. She sometimes infrequently mentioned health-related things on her instagram, and had a service doberman named Riddick. In December 2017 she had a GoFundM3 up for a $7k surgery because Riddick had an intestinal blockage, but that post now 404s.

Idk what's happened to Riddick now, because she has a new service puppy named Spoon with his own instagram.

And just cuz I'm going to mention this later, during her "healthy" days, she's a smidgen of a bigger gal:
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(Although to be fair there are *barely* any pictures of her on her professional instagram)

Then in December 2018 she posts that she's been bedbound since June and in some creepy foreshadowing, says she's about to become more of a cyborg. And she did.

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Her Sickstagram starts up in February 2019 and goes HARD.
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She's gotten herself a tube...

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And is showing of a pair of new stick legs in a very classic ana-chan pose.

And cheers to all the things we love:

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Putting a cold towel on your head

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A closeup of your face

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Back of the crash bus selfie

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Some mosquito bites you itched

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Pill porn, labels conveniently turned away

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KT tape (she put some on her fiance too!)

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Vog/ Cambridge mask while on a strenuous hike

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And aww look, homegirl stans Jacquie

She's got a big chunk of time unaccounted for in social media, so it's unclear probably except to people in her close circle how she got the tube. Just your regular woman who vapes, drinks PBR and climbs mountains yet needs unicorn footie pajamas and a special dog cuz illnesses.

Good find... also isn’t is crazy to see what Jaq hath wrought? Why anybody would want to emulate a dead girl I’m not sure. Yet it’s sooo obvious that’s what this ghoul is doin. Just in time for Halloween! my.patronus.is.a.zebra is a spooky one

For bonus pts, her fiancé kinda looks like cute older daddy Lucas W

 

[homewayhalf]

I took a walk down the street in the city I live in and the passed one of the local hobo camps. I saw three different dogs wandering around with service dog vests.

 

[LahLahBlackSheep]

notice the lack of photo behind that wall of lies show us your tpn set up or go back to breastfeeding living one lie on the internet and another reality in the world where meanie drs and families can and will say no or tell you to tone down your munching

Yeah there's no way this bitch is on TPN. Unless they replaced her tube and caused an Ileus which then it won't be permanent likely. I call BS. She's probably honestly out of the hospital but needs to wrack up her munchie points

 

[Free Pancakes]

The SOS saga has to be one of the most bizarre inconsistent hard to follow things I've seen come out of a munchie, and I'm not sure if it's the actual content or the lengthy "documentation" of the live blogging.

 

[LahLahBlackSheep]

SOS was live, pixelated phone in a dark room. Turned on the light. Claimed a blood clot. Is on TPN but shows nothing at all. Claims she can't say anything because of legal reasons until she is out of the hospital. Talks about her hair giving fits and she's inpatient still because she has 'a few more procedures'

Very interesting how she's TPN but doesn't show anything? I dunno her whole timeline is very inconsistent and makes no sense.

 

[Maxie]

SOS...how are they justifying her continued hospital stay unless she is fucking shit up intentionally? Guess she really doesn't want to go back to that hotel room the military put them up in does she?


This is for every munchie who claims that their tubes and hospitalizations prove just how sick they are. That a doctor would never give them xyz unless they really needed it.

Mom jailed for putting son through needless surgeries that left him in wheelchair

A Texas mom who needlessly put her healthy son through hundreds of doctors’ visits — including 13 major surgeries that left him wheelchair-bound and with a feeding tube — has been…

nypost.com

"A Texas mom who needlessly put her healthy son through hundreds of doctors’ visits — including 13 major surgeries that left him wheelchair-bound and with a feeding tube — has been jailed for six years.

Kaylene Bowen-Wright, 36, claimed son Christopher was sick starting from his premature birth, claiming he had a rare genetic disorder and then later cancer that left him with only months to live.

By the time Christopher was 8 years old, his mom had taken him to Dallas hospitals and pediatric centers more than 320 times and subjected him to 13 unneeded surgeries, according to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.

He lived with a feeding tube for the majority of his life, spent time in a wheelchair and was even in hospice care, the paper said, with his two siblings convinced he was dying.


At least one of the invasive procedures he endured — having a feeding tube implanted directly into his small intestine — led to multiple life-threatening blood infections, the paper noted, citing court documents.

Bowen-Wright pleaded guilty in August to causing serious bodily injury to a child, with her attorneys suggesting she suffers from Munchausen syndrome by proxy and requesting therapy rather than jail time, according to the Dallas Morning News."

 

[Toohottotrot]

Megan is wasting a really hard to make drug again

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Megan is wasting a really hate to make drug again

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There wouldn't be a shortage if munchies like Morgan weren't getting IVIG for no reason. Ugh this is Kelly tier shittiness. Fucking vampire

 

[large_farva]

Sarah-Jean is grasping at straws and making a big deal out of being "normal people sick". She's got a common cold, and has made four videos about it - not watching.

She also complained about her common cold on instagram, where she says her doctor was amazed she survived several days before coming to see him. wow The way she vomits out words is like bad SEO.

79 words to say "I have a cold"



Doctor confirms common cold, is AMAZED she survived with it for 5 days with no additional medication (see above photo of literal pile of cold meds) And somehow this dumb bitch interpreted her doctors words as "your chronic illness and unnecessary medications were actually treating your cold" wow




Despite tagging POTS, Dysautonomia, panic attacks, and syncope in the post, this exceptional fool went and had an energy drink and is now freaking the fuck out because of what energy drinks can do to a person who's playing very sick with many pretend severe chronic illnesses and taking lots of antihistamines. Could it just be a reaction to all the meds she's been taking for her common cold? No, she must be dying.

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[Refrigerator Poet]

Megan is wasting a really hate to make drug again

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While donating blood is a great thing, it does precisely fuck-all to help the IVIG shortage, because IVIG is made with plasma, not whole blood, and that’s a different donation process altogether.

Also, that’s a huge dose for a doctor to prescribe given that she doesn’t have any conditions that benefit from it. It’s not a magic bullet, and IME, most responsible docs give it a trial period and if it doesn’t help even the verifiable conditions, they discontinue use. Because it’s hard to get and massively expensive.

 

[Menhera-Chan]

Sarah-Jean is grasping at straws and making a big deal out of being "normal people sick". She's got a common cold, and has made four videos about it - not watching. (

She also complained about her common cold on instagram, where she says her doctor was amazed she survived several days with a COMMON COLD before coming to see him. wow The way she vomits out words is like bad SEO.
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Despite tagging POTS, Dysautonomia, panic attacks, and syncope in the post, this exceptional fool went and had an energy drink and is now freaking the fuck out because of what energy drinks can do to a person who's playing very sick with many pretend severe chronic illnesses. Could it just be a reaction to all the meds she's been taking for her common cold? No, she must be dying.
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It’s definitely a reaction to what she’s taking. If I remember correctly most of those bottles of liquid meds all have antihistamines in them. If you take more than a regular dose or multiple different meds with them in it they will absolutely make you feel like you’re dying. If she’s still doing those Benadryl infusions regularly that’s even more antihistamines.
Adding redbull to it would just make it worse. Honestly that’d probably make you feel bad only taking a normal dose of NyQuil or whatever

 

[Lt.Munchie]

Which one of you assholes made me shoot soda out my nose?

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

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God bless you, Saint Minge, I shall forever pray at your alter.

Sooooo, munching wasn’t enough stupid attention for Barfie so now she’s an official true crime fandom moron. I guess it kinda makes sense, but only in the annoying teenage girl way. I’m pretty sure it was Bundy who had “murder groupies” who would hang out outside the prison he was in. They usually looked pretty pathetic in documentaries.
Oh yeah, and the whole “Ted Bundy sometimes used to pretend to be disabled to lure victims” thing. Okay, yeah, I’ve figured this chick out.

 

[HotpieIsTheNightKing]

Umm yeah, all that cold medicine can make you feel wierd. People with high blood pressure have to avoid a bunch of decongestants for example. Plus I see a bunch of things on that counter that probably have redundant ingredients. Too many idiots don't check that stuff out, they'll take a bunch of nyquil, dayquil, etc and not realize that those have multiple meds in them. If you're overdoing it on the decongestants no shit you will feel wierd. She's way dumber than most I keep track of and the exceptionalism is growing on me.

 

[IBrokeBob]

Yeah we've also got (that I can easily spot) Aileen Wuornos and Charles Manson. If you google "serial killer dress" it's the first result on Etsy for about $60. Kat's tries to be #cripplepunk so this is pretty on-brand for her.

i also see david berkowitz ( son of sam killer), the zodiac killer, the btk ( bind, torture kill) killer,

Wow, i am just appalled that this is what passes as fashion these days. What an utterly repulsive twit to wear something like that.

Slight sperg.. As a kid mom bought us lots of encyclopedias and book collections. One of those was a crime and punishment one featuring the moor murders. In all my years of true crime research myra and her lover stand out as so sadistically evil because they targeted children and enjoyed kidnapping , torturing , raping, killing and even recording some of it to enjoy listening to it later.

God bless you, Saint Minge, I shall forever pray at your alter.

Sooooo, munching wasn’t enough stupid attention for Barfie so now she’s an official true crime fandom moron. I guess it kinda makes sense, but only in the annoying teenage girl way. I’m pretty sure it was Bundy who had “murder groupies” who would hang out outside the prison he was in. They usually looked pretty pathetic in documentaries.
Oh yeah, and the whole “Ted Bundy sometimes used to pretend to be disabled to lure victims” thing. Okay, yeah, I’ve figured this chick out.

Ooh, thats right. Bundy did use a faked injury to approach women to make them think he was harmless. I think he faked a broken arm and stuff like that.injury

Another fascinating munchie/killer combo is Patricia Taylor Allanson who created a veritable shitstorm of lies, victimization, poisoning others, drugging others, trying to kill a man so she could frame him for her crimes, drugging and robbing elderly people while posing as a nurse, faking heart issues and fake fainting, real septic issues due to digging infected instruments in deep unhealing wounds, beating herself with pans to create bruises to stage a fake attack on herself, etc. Well, you get the picture.... She was a real doozie. An OG munchie to be sure.

Pat Allanson: The Deadly Magnolia

She may have been born poor, but Pat Allanson didn't intend to die that way, even if it meant murdering her in-laws and others to get there.

soapboxie.com

 

[Ms.bojangles]

SOS was live, pixelated phone in a dark room. Turned on the light. Claimed a blood clot. Is on TPN but shows nothing at all. Claims she can't say anything because of legal reasons until she is out of the hospital. Talks about her hair giving fits and she's inpatient still because she has 'a few more procedures'

Very interesting how she's TPN but doesn't show anything? I dunno her whole timeline is very inconsistent and makes no sense.

The SOS saga has to be one of the most bizarre inconsistent hard to follow things I've seen come out of a munchie, and I'm not sure if it's the actual content or the lengthy "documentation" of the live blogging.

This is for every munchie who claims that their tubes and hospitalizations prove just how sick they are. That a doctor would never give them xyz unless they really needed it.

Mom jailed for putting son through needless surgeries that left him in wheelchair

A Texas mom who needlessly put her healthy son through hundreds of doctors’ visits — including 13 major surgeries that left him wheelchair-bound and with a feeding tube — has been…

nypost.com

Her story is indeed hard to follow. I've never seen so many twists and turns, atleast since Jacquie. It's almost like she's trying to follow the same time line of multiple tube surgeries and the bowel obstruction all in one. And as mentioned, it's ridiculous how munchies think their tubes/hospital stays/etc prove anything. The fact that they try to use it to PROVE anything is hilarious. as much as sick people end up in the hospital, so do healthy ones and some sick people never end up in the hospital cause they take care of themselves. I could probably earn myself several surgeries and hospital visits just taking supplements or over the counter pills. The right ones in large enough quantities can really mess a person up. And any person can mess with their tubes and body to a point of it nor functioning right. And her "cannot talk for legal reasons?" what legal reasons make it so you can continually post it to a close friends group and not the rest of the followers? In legalitys case, they can get every bit of your social media including close friends or private posts, all your text messages and everything. Whatever they think will help. Also thought she already decided to not involve lawyers? Guess that's not true... Or this isn't true and she just doesn't want anyone to be able to poke holes in her story so she has to keep changing and spinning it in different directions.

 

[iluvmylife]

SO TIRED (10.15.19)

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There isn’t much to say about this. She had her nails done, the technician told her that she gained weight. Complains about hair and going to re-wash it. Complains about being tired. Then comes this:


Cut to awake again and guys, her dad totally recorded her sleeping, she totally didn’t film herself pretending to sleep. Sure, Jan.
Rest was super boring.