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Goal $8/$230
For only pennies a day you can sponsor an antfia sped.
For only pennies a day you can sponsor an antfia sped.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
- Thread starter wagglyplacebo
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They got the eyes right, but everything else wrong.
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This would be the Portland activist community he’s trying to appeal to with this begging, right? The ones who actually do go to protests and see that there isn’t a fat FAS-looking tard in the thick of battle?"I am relied on by the Portland activist community"
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Isn't this the same completely ostracized piece of shit who complains about "social embargo" because even other troons want nothing to do with him?
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Imagine being such a useless shithead that you get ostracised from unquestionably the most tolerant community ever to exist.
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Phil continues to burn bridges like a serial arsonist.
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I wonder if anyone actually send him money. Especially since Mastodon appears to people populated by other unemployed troons.
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Unlikely. Phil's been known to tip himself to get the ball rolling but chances are if you see 5$ it's his own money.
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Maybe that’s what he meant when he said he was a Pyro.
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Maybe he meant like the Pyro from TF2. Because we never see his face and he lives in a fantasy world no one else can see.
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A true Crime Minister wouldn't beg for money, they'd just go steal it. When I was twelve, a police officer once told me and my friends not to play in the construction site in our neighborhood. I have more street cred than the Crime Minister.
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He should rob a bank. Use his super soldier tactical abilities to plan the job, go in and use his skills with multiple weapons to subdue security, then stealthily escape using his cunning mastery of disguise. His many friends and admirers will give him an alibi. It’d be the perfect crime.
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Too bad he would be easily identifiable on the security cameras due to him being easily recognizable, even while wearing a mask, and he would most likely still be wearing the mask hours after getting home.
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Also he’d post on Mastodon about how he just robbed a bank.
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You forgot one thing: he could only take so much he can stuff on his pockets since he can't drive, cycle or even do light jog.
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He'd soil himself as well.
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“Sir, I don’t know how to put this, but... the bloodhounds are suing.”
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Dang dirty Kiwis
Yes Phil, remember that time the KKK burned a cross in front of your tard hovel.....
Yes Phil, remember that time the KKK burned a cross in front of your tard hovel.....