He could get a nickname like "the Bowel Bandit" or something, but they usually only give cutesy nicknames to robbers who stay at large long enough to release a "help us find this crook" bulletin to the general public and not completely clueless dipshits that they pick up within 30 minutes of their first ever crime.
Relax, Philip. You’re perfectly safe. If you’d done anything for which you could be arrested, the police would have picked you up right away, because let’s face it, you’re not exactly clever.
The "comrade" he mentions having to "rearm and equip" is the same guy who got grabbed by the cops at the climate strike protest. You know the one Phil left to the police while he fled in terror....
Yes, what's really interesting is that while Phil and his B-team antifa buddy were spray painting a bridge the real antifa groups were actually clashing with police at the ICE facility.
Random. Him trying to purposely invoke specific imagery always comes across as awkward and off target.
Gameplay:
Buying pizza can be a pretty rough scene.
I like how Phil is too dumb to spot the shade being thrown at him.
Which union is Phil a member of? The Loyal Brotherhood of Useless Fat Fucks? No one cares about this shit. They just want a burger.
His forehead is still thicker
