Sparkletor
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Maybe Kat contacted the local AA chapter and they are having an intervention.
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so phil isn't wearing the sonic hat because we say it makes him look autistic which is insulting to autistic people
He's explained before that he CANNOT afford a visit to the dentists office. He has like half-a-dozen monthly paid subscription services but he refuses to pay $30 a month so he can get teeth cleanings, X-rays, and cavity fillings done for free. Phil is a fucking idiot. For some reason he pays hundreds a month for health insurance that he never uses, he does not get routine check-ups and probably doesn't even have a Primary Care Provider. Phil will not go see a doctor or a dentist unless it's for emergency treatment. The only reason I've heard him state as to why he refuses the routine free care he already pays for (or could easily afford with dental insurance) is because apparently "It's NAHT free! It costs thousands just to set foot in a doctors office. American health care is fucked and I won't go until (((they))) fix it." He's pants-on-head retarded.
He reminds me of those scumbag preachers that can't fly in a tube of demons, a Jim Jones or Peter Popoff hey him and Popoff are kinda similar in that their spouses are in on the grift with them.He's not wrong, calling him autistic is an insult to autistic people, just not in the way he thinks.
Why would it be weird if Phil said "we have friends over so ending early"? Nothing sensitive could be learned from such a revelation and it'd actually be a positive event in his empty life.
So either Kat decided this against Phil's wishes, or it's something else entirely.
Remember how he went through a phase of embracing detractor memes? This is his response to us saying that his audience are throwing money into a black hole.ninja doesn't play pvz simple as that
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popped into daves stream because i was curious and was greeted by this,
its not just me, this looks like a troll made it right?
edit: just in case anyone is unaware, this is fortnite
Ok, he just ended the stream 5 minutes early because "they're here".
Because that would mean that there are people out there who wish to voluntarily spend their time in the physical presence of Phil Burnell, which is a statistical improbability so vast that, if proven true, would threaten to unweave reality.Why would it be weird if Phil said "we have friends over so ending early"
Ok, he just ended the stream 5 minutes early because "they're here". That was odd..Kat (I assume) showed up at the door to signal to DSP he needed to come downstairs, with DSP saying that "apparently what's going down is going down early, which I didn't expect".
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Look at his face when he's being told to shut the stream down; he really doesn't want to do this shit.
DSP is a weird man.
Oh god, imagine him coming downstairs in the fucking Sonic shirt he was wearing today.![]()
"Hullo hullo and welcahm. I'm Phil, Khett's husband, and I myself am a former pro fighting game player."
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not autistic btw ___________↑
Right? It's like what a toddler does if you ask them if they have a crush on someone.Can we talk about the bee noise he makes upon seeing Khet enter the office? Can it be a new laugh in the repertoire?
Is it time for her annual exorcism? Those papal exorcists don't come cheap, dood.My guess it's her friends or a religious thing. I'm gonna go with religion, that's funnier.
Ok, he just ended the stream 5 minutes early because "they're here". That was odd..Kat (I assume) showed up at the door to signal to DSP he needed to come downstairs, with DSP saying that "apparently what's going down is going down early, which I didn't expect".
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Look at his face when he's being told to shut the stream down; he really doesn't want to do this shit.