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Why would it be weird if Phil said "we have friends over so ending early"? Nothing sensitive could be learned from such a revelation and it'd actually be a positive event in his empty life.

So either Kat decided this against Phil's wishes, or it's something else entirely.
 
What's interesting about that is - go look up the cost of a dental plan. Here's a site I just used.

If I picked the best of the best, it looks like I'd pay $200 per year for a dental savings plan that will save me 20% - 50% per procedure, than another $42.25/month for Delta Dental PPO.

Health insurance I get, it can be really expensive especially if you're healthy and take no maintenance medications.
But dental insurance is the one thing thats pretty damn cheap. Plus you can always use it - get your cleaning and xrays every year, catch small things before they become big.
I hate going to the dentist. Not because I'm afraid, but it's just a minimum of a couple hours out of my day. Going there, waiting, in the chair, waiting waiting, talk to dentist, leave. But as long as I've been going twice a year, if something new has popped up like a cavity, it'll get fixed right then and there.
If you let your teeth go to shit, it goes from 2 hours every 6 months to like 20 hours of work.
And if you're teeth are shit, it just makes you feel bad in general. I can't really explain it, but anyone who had jacked up teeth then had them fixed would know. It's like all that stuff going on in your mouth just makes your overall health and energy plummet.


He's explained before that he CANNOT afford a visit to the dentists office. He has like half-a-dozen monthly paid subscription services but he refuses to pay $30 a month so he can get teeth cleanings, X-rays, and cavity fillings done for free. Phil is a fucking idiot. For some reason he pays hundreds a month for health insurance that he never uses, he does not get routine check-ups and probably doesn't even have a Primary Care Provider. Phil will not go see a doctor or a dentist unless it's for emergency treatment. The only reason I've heard him state as to why he refuses the routine free care he already pays for (or could easily afford with dental insurance) is because apparently "It's NAHT free! It costs thousands just to set foot in a doctors office. American health care is fucked and I won't go until (((they))) fix it." He's pants-on-head retarded.
 
Potential new thread: DSP tries it, having willing having social interactions with people in the same room since 2012 and it not involving sole sort of business transaction.

He's not wrong, calling him autistic is an insult to autistic people, just not in the way he thinks.
He reminds me of those scumbag preachers that can't fly in a tube of demons, a Jim Jones or Peter Popoff hey him and Popoff are kinda similar in that their spouses are in on the grift with them.
 
Why would it be weird if Phil said "we have friends over so ending early"? Nothing sensitive could be learned from such a revelation and it'd actually be a positive event in his empty life.

So either Kat decided this against Phil's wishes, or it's something else entirely.

From the top of my mind, he might think he would be swatted or some exceptional shit.
 
ninja doesn't play pvz simple as that
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popped into daves stream because i was curious and was greeted by this,
its not just me, this looks like a troll made it right?
edit: just in case anyone is unaware, this is fortnite
Remember how he went through a phase of embracing detractor memes? This is his response to us saying that his audience are throwing money into a black hole.
 
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Maybe Phil is running a new scam. He and Khet are going to try to snare Khet's coworkers into a pyramid scheme.
 
i like the idea that it’s just another exercise bike that got delivered, I wonder if he also had a night stream off for the last one?
Edit: actually the way he kinda looked at her up and down made it seem like she might’ve had a costume on, or at least dolled up. Party maybe?
 
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Ok, he just ended the stream 5 minutes early because "they're here".
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Why would it be weird if Phil said "we have friends over so ending early"
Because that would mean that there are people out there who wish to voluntarily spend their time in the physical presence of Phil Burnell, which is a statistical improbability so vast that, if proven true, would threaten to unweave reality.
 
Ok, he just ended the stream 5 minutes early because "they're here". That was odd..​
Kat (I assume) showed up at the door to signal to DSP he needed to come downstairs, with DSP saying that "apparently what's going down is going down early, which I didn't expect".

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Look at his face when he's being told to shut the stream down; he really doesn't want to do this shit.

DSP is a weird man.



Oh god, imagine him coming downstairs in the fucking Sonic shirt he was wearing today. :story: :story:

"Hullo hullo and welcahm. I'm Phil, Khett's husband, and I myself am a former pro fighting game player."

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In just a split second, he goes from internet bad-ass, to awkward asf weird guy in real life.


You can actually pinpoint the second his persona rips in half.
 
Ok, he just ended the stream 5 minutes early because "they're here". That was odd..​
Kat (I assume) showed up at the door to signal to DSP he needed to come downstairs, with DSP saying that "apparently what's going down is going down early, which I didn't expect".

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Look at his face when he's being told to shut the stream down; he really doesn't want to do this shit.

0:00-0:06 is the most autistic thing I've ever seen. The face, the noise. What the fuck is this?
 
When Kat told Phil they're here he did a very awkward "bee noise" (I can't think of another way to describe it, I'm glad others noticed this too) """laugh""" and the look on his face was that of someone being forced to do something he really doesn't want to do. That along with his earlier complaining, it has to be he's meeting Kat's friends for the first time and the hermit is dreading the social interaction. Phil will probably sit there and goat laugh his way through it all, only providing 1-2 word answers when directly asked a question. I wonder if he actually changed out of that Sonic shirt or left it on as a passive aggressive way of showing his displeasure with the situation.
Still, I can't quite shake the feeling there is something bigger going on what with Kat taking 2 weeks off from work and in the middle of it there's this weird behind the scenes thing that Phil doesn't want to talk about in any detail. Wouldn't be the first time he's hidden something important to be revealed at a later date.
 
Even more amazing, he still found the time in the day to "work" and babysit his uploads. I still cannot believe he thinks people believe him when he claims he just sits there and watches these vids upload percent by percent.

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