DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Perpetual Outrage]

Alas, while I wouldn't technically label this as cooking, let us not forget the half hour documentary of eating cup noodles, full of bugged shrimp and boiling water mechanics and an attempt to eat them with a robust set of already prepared, carefully laid out spoons.

DSP Tries It Ep. 147 - Cup Noodles FFXV Special Edition!

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[Comma]

0:00-0:06 is the most autistic thing I've ever seen. The face, the noise. What the fuck is this?

You can see him looking at something running across the floor, so my guess he's reacting to Jasper who ran through the doorway when Kat opened the door. Still a somewhat weird, child-like reaction, agreed. But hey, we're talking about an almost 40-year-old man wearing a washed out Sonic shirt who yells at a television screen 8 hours a day, 6 days a week. So yeah, there's that.

Depending on how miserable this event makes dave I’m expecting a pre stream whine fest about it worth it’s own thread

Don’t let me down dark

You never know with him; it could also be the exact opposite because he's glad that whatever the fuck he had to do last night is over with. Oh, and Twitch surely has paid him by now, so that usually means he's at least 25% more happy/less couch sausage-like.

But his mood today will be a good indicator: if he's still more cranky than usual, even after getting his Twitch paycheck, something's up.

 

[Wurstbrot]

He can never just roll with the jokes, can he? Like, just say, "Love you, too, man!" What could be so hard about that? He always has to make a thing of the simplest stuff.

He can't say that to this guy.
He's married!

More ranting about how people getting advanced copies make him butthurt.

DSP LITERALLY three minutes ago said that his "claim to fame" was being the first guy to put out full playthroughs on Youtube, and now he's ranting about people getting advanced copies to make money.

His outrage filled rants are never a critique in defense of general justice, he never speaks for the whole of the greater good. He wouldn't even scratch your back when it itches, even if you pumped thousands of dollars down his throat. He's outraged that HE - as the single most important person on this planet - has some kind of disadvantage, because someone else has an advantage.
There are no signs he's an entitled egomaniac, it's a scientific observational fact.

My bet is Khat had some friends over from work. Probably another couple to play board games while Phil gets hammered on Gin waiting for them to leave so he can watch his wrestling.

Spoiler: Autism

Her friends: So kittycatherin, you're a Burell now, huuuh? That's pretty hawt? Is this name from Norwaaaay?
Khet: *snakelaugh* Actually, it's Burnell... Phil miswrote for legal purposes.
Friends: Wait, Burnell? Isn't this the murderer?
Khet: Bahaha. Uhm, no. It's the livestreamer guy.
Random friend: *suddenly vomits*

 

[TheTractor]

What are examples of DSP’s god tier cooking? I’ve heard of his authentic Italian sauce but is there anything else?

Throwing away one pound of out of the package ground beef straight in a garbage bin.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

What are examples of DSP’s god tier cooking? I’ve heard of his authentic Italian sauce but is there anything else?

The noodles

 

[Floop]

The noodles

How the hell do you fail at eating noodles. I was disappointed when he grabbed a fork, I thought he was just gonna use his hands when the spoon didn’t work, for some reason.
Edit: okay I’m actually watching it now, and I am dying of laughter when he waddles back and forth to the keurig, fucking spilling water.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Throwing away one pound of out of the package ground beef straight in a garbage bin.

Let's be fair. It was a quarter pound. Still very wasteful. He could have saved that and made a burger for lunch or something.

 

[Forbidden Math]

What are examples of DSP’s god tier cooking? I’ve heard of his authentic Italian sauce but is there anything else?

I suggest checking out the Mighty D videos called "DSP Fails It". Short to the point videos of Phil failing to cook simple things like tacos and quesadillas.

 

[tzgnilki]

How the hell do you fail at eating noodles. I was disappointed when he grabbed a fork, I thought he was just gonna use his hands when the spoon didn’t work, for some reason.
Edit: okay I’m actually watching it now, and I am dying of laughter when he waddles back and forth to the keurig, fucking spilling water.

I didn't think it was possible to screw up cup noodles, but I was proven wrong

& a $500 dollar machine to boil water, jesus christ

 

[Floop]

I suggest checking out the Might D videos called "DSP Fails It". Short to the point videos of Phil failing to cook simple things like tacos and quesadillas.

Thanks. Most of my knowledge of Phil comes from Down The Rabbit Hole. I need to lurk moar.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Can't remember if it was the first begging video or during the final days of Machinima but he told some story he must have heard in college about some business, maybe GE, were going to go under and the person in charge completely changed the companies direction thus saving it. The lesson was supposed to be about taking risks, thinking outside the box, and changing things up when they aren't working. Phil's opinion was the man's a coward for doing so. It was one of those moments that explained so much about Phil in one sentence.

Thats actually a great anecdote.

Thanks. Most of my knowledge of Phil comes from Down The Rabbit Hole. I need to lurk moar.

Freddy is our most effective marketing campaign yet.

 

[DukeMorty]

I just thought what if Potato Lady and the Pigroach had a baby shower yesterday rather than a dinner party with her friends. I can see Dave telling her no for dinner parties but a baby shower where people give him...i mean the baby stuff which fits more to his greedy side. Either way i want to see how he stumbles on explaining what he did last night because you know trolls and his fans will be asking. Mass lean in bans on today's stream.

 

[Sparkletor]

What are examples of DSP’s god tier cooking? I’ve heard of his authentic Italian sauce but is there anything else?

If you watch his cooking videos, he can make bacon, eggs, and toast. He can buy a frozen pizza and cook that. He had some difficulty browning up some ground beef and dumping in a seasoning packet. In his sauce video he wears latex medical gloves when making meatballs. He ate a sandwich after dropping the bread on his filthy kitchen floor.

When Phil has to cook dinner today, it's soup and salad. The salad comes out of a bag and the soup comes out of a can. 10 minutes maximum to make dinner. He has to rush rush rush to create the meal and then rush rush rush to wash the dishes. Please. You just put the bowls in the dishwasher.

Kat is slightly better at cooking. Kat made Mexican lasagna. You take a tortilla, fill it with meat, put cheese and enchilada sauce on top, and bake it. That's called an enchilada, not Mexican lasagna.

Watch him eat the birthday cake Kat made for him. His mouth says, "This is the best cake ever!" but his face says he wants to spit it out. It was so good that he put the plate out in the hallway so he didn't have to smell it.

 

[Floop]

Kat is slightly better at cooking. Kat made Mexican lasagna. You take a tortilla, fill it with meat, put cheese and enchilada sauce on top, and bake it. That's called an enchilada, not Mexican lasagna.

Nigga wut.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

What are examples of DSP’s god tier cooking? I’ve heard of his authentic Italian sauce but is there anything else?

The Bugged Cooking Mechanics series is a must watch

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[JMR]

Can't remember if it was the first begging video or during the final days of Machinima but he told some story he must have heard in college about some business, maybe GE, were going to go under and the person in charge completely changed the companies direction thus saving it. The lesson was supposed to be about taking risks, thinking outside the box, and changing things up when they aren't working. Phil's opinion was the man's a coward for doing so. It was one of those moments that explained so much about Phil in one sentence.

This one was very memorable to me: he was talking indeed talking about General Electric and its CEO Jack Welch. He stated his opinion during an alert/emergency video (this one was titled "Serious Update") about how Welch transformed the company, shifting the main businesses from manufacturing to financial services, but streamlining operations and firing lots of the workforce in the process. (His nickname was "Neutron Jack": people gone, buildings remain.)

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

I just thought what if Potato Lady and the Pigroach had a baby shower yesterday rather than a dinner party with her friends. I can see Dave telling her no for dinner parties but a baby shower where people give him...i mean the baby stuff which fits more to his greedy side. Either way i want to see how he stumbles on explaining what he did last night because you know trolls and his fans will be asking. Mass lean in bans on today's stream.

AFAIK, men aren't usually invited to baby showers I thought

This one was very memorable to me: he was talking indeed talking about General Electric and its CEO Jack Welch. He stated his opinion during an alert/emergency video (this one was titled "Serious Update") about how Welch transformed the company, shifting the main businesses from manufacturing to financial services, but streamlining operations and firing lots of the workforce in the process. (His nickname was "Neutron Jack": people gone, buildings remain.)

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Jack Welch destroyed GE. Literally destroyed it. 100+ years to create it, less than a decade to kill it.

 

[Asperchewy]

Watch him eat the birthday cake Kat made for him. It was so good that he put the plate out in the hallway so he didn't have to smell it.

Wait a second... Did he potentially have Jasper back when he ate that cake? Did he put it on the floor for the cat (Thumb ) to lick the frosting? Whats the timeline of that cake and the cat??

ALSO:

Spoiler: Expectation:

Spoiler: Reality

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[slacktauren]

Wait a second... Did he potentially have Jasper back when he ate that cake? Did he put it on the floor for the cat (Thumb ) to lick the frosting? Whats the timeline of that cake and the cat??

Someone correct me on this but I think he vaguely hinted at 6-8 months? but yes, he had the cat in April (birthday). Dave lied about cake smelling up his office to let Jasper lick the plate clean.

Eyes all over the place. (timestamp 9:52)

 

[TheTractor]