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DSP was absolutely SHACKED to find out that Kirby's Dream Course is a GAHLF game.
Apparently, in his tiny piglet mind, he expected it to be a Racing focused game because of COURSE in the title.

Bonus bit of autism: F-ZERO is a PURE RACING SIM because it doesn't have items/power ups.

:stress: KING OF RETRO
 
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slacktauren said:
Someone correct me on this but I think he vaguely hinted at 6-8 months? but yes, he had the cat in April (birthday). Dave lied about cake smelling up his office to let Jasper lick the plate clean.

Eyes all over the place. (timestamp 9:52)
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This is from April 2018. Phil didn't get Jasper until December 2018 when Emerald7 dropped all that money on him. Phil was just being his usual lazy self and didn't want to walk downstairs to throw the plate away. It either sat there for hours until the end of the stream or Kat the maid picked it up.
 
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Kermit the Frog said:
This is from April 2018. Phil didn't get Jasper until December 2018 when Emerald7 dropped all that money on him. Phil was just being his usual lazy self and didn't want to walk downstairs to throw the plate away. It either sat there for hours until the end of the stream or Kat the maid picked it up.
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Definitely my bad, my gin'ed up brain lost track of the years. Unless Phil got the cat last year for his birthday. :thinking:
 
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For anyone who caught the beginning of stream today, any mention of what happened last night?
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Only a lengthy, unfunny "I'M SO FUNNY AND QUIRKY GUISE" reply wherein he claimed that ghosts were visiting and they haven't had the traps and shit set up yet.... I'm sure somebody clipped it because it was tism-overload.
 
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Has anyone else noticed Phil fairly regularly juts his lower jaw to the left (viewer's right) after speaking?

From his 'Genesis Mini Launch: The Unboxing!' video (Link)
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Left = approx. 7:08-7:09
Right = approx. 11:41-11:42

What's going on here? Any ideas? Nervous tick?

I wonder how long it's been going on for. I don't remember noticing it during his vlahgs or Hateful Truth™ reviews; I might go watch a couple to see if it was happening back then.
 
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Remember how Phil claims to have been an expert at Mario Kart on SNES? Guess what this dumbass isn't doing..at all. Powersliding. The most basic maneuver one must master to beat the higher cups.
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If you're Koopa Troopa Master Race powersliding is almost unnecessary but I'm guessing he's just maining Mario like a fukken casual.

King of Retro or something.
 
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Comma said:
It's time for a very SPECIAL episode of...

DSP Tries It: basic math - Super Mario Kart Edition!
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Holy shit, I'm going to do it and defend him here; subtract 2 from the final score for Koopa and add it to DSP's total, he wins the cup by a single point, so he finished three points behind but lost the standings 1st place finish by the two he said he lost by, so technically, he's correct.

There, I need a long shower now to feel clean again, brb....
 
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That Hedonist Nerd said:
AFAIK, men aren't usually invited to baby showers I thought
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They can be but it aint the usual thing. However if she was having a shower at the condo i dont think she would want her friends hearing an old man yelling upstairs about a video game cheating or ranting about how he was 4th in EVO. I bet he left and went to the arcade to play Street Fighter against some 10 year olds and gloat he kicked their asses. Better yet the 10 year old beats him and tries to "lean in ban" on him but the kid freaks out thinking he is trying to kiss him. The kid runs off yelling pedo, and phil then woobles away quickly before the cops comes lol
 
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Comma said:
People in DSP's chat are saying that the points system on Twitch, which DSP has named "Penne points" for his channel, is live now.

Here's how it works: https://help.twitch.tv/s/article/channel-points-guide?language=en_US
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Funny thing, i was watching a guy who casts Age of Empires games on twitch, and he mentioned having a point system or something similar in the past, but he ultimately dropped it. his reasoning was that It tends to shut out new people and keep them from getting interested in the stream since you have people spamming chat and doing other stuff to earn points, instead of the stream being focused on the content.

Oh wait, Phil doesn't want new viewers so this is fine for him.
 
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Comma said:
People in DSP's chat are saying that the points system on Twitch, which DSP has named "Penne points" for his channel, is live now.

Here's how it works: https://help.twitch.tv/s/article/channel-points-guide?language=en_US
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Seems like an upside is that if he actually wants to have rewards he'll need to come up with a different set than the ones he has now, provided he still wants to cash in on them.

At least people can't just outright buy points, except for subbing.

For now.
 
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