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I'm petty as fuck. Phil seems to be OK with it.

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Name:
  • Joshua Wells
Nickname:
  • Shaokonartist87
  • VelcroVader
Location:
  • Sanford, North Calorina
Birthday:
  • 11th MAY 1987

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Here's his full info in PDF form - your boys is a police dispatcher

And look at the criminal record section lol

Felony B&E
Larceny
Forgery
Resisting Arrest
Possession of Stolen Goods
etc etc
 

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Has anyone else noticed Phil fairly regularly juts his lower jaw to the left (viewer's right) after speaking?

From his 'Genesis Mini Launch: The Unboxing!' video (Link)
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Left = approx. 7:08-7:09
Right = approx. 11:41-11:42

What's going on here? Any ideas? Nervous tick?

I wonder how long it's been going on for. I don't remember noticing it during his vlahgs or Hateful Truth™ reviews; I might go watch a couple to see if it was happening back then.

It's a tic, a byproduct of all the caffeine he inhales, &/or an involuntary facial reflex after telling a lie.
 
Ah... classic DSP. Once he has no need for something anymore, be it a platform or a fan, he does a complete 180 and you get thrown away like a used condom. Here's a clip of DSP shitting on his Youtube viewers by saying he couldn't play retro games because of them and how his Twitch audience is so much better.

Also worthy of note: he received a surprise $40 tip ten minutes before clock-out time that got his blood flowing again. Check out that energy/endorphins boost - it's almost as if he's on XTC.

 
Another mini whale popped up at the end with 40 bucks. Where do these speds keep coming from? Truly the most baffling thing.
ThePastryarchy tipped before. At least his name seems familiar. He's one of those weirdos that tip large amounts every now and then, just like Phrenelith.
That being said, @Nigel of Ukip - do your thing. Pastryarchy is all yours.
 
People in DSP's chat are saying that the points system on Twitch, which DSP has named "Penne points" for his channel, is live now.

Here's how it works: https://help.twitch.tv/s/article/channel-points-guide?language=en_US

I'll be curious to see what Phil does since 1) it will require some manual moderation either by him or by a mod of his and 2) he doesn't get money directly from it. I imagine it'll get some token usage until he gets tired of dealing with it and it'll be turned off because duh detractorz or something.

Another mini whale popped up at the end with 40 bucks. Where do these speds keep coming from? Truly the most baffling thing.

As noted by @SowonNation, The_PastryArchy is a long-time tipping whale. They've been commenting in chat since March 2017 and typically pop up about once a month with a $50-$100 tip.
 
Ah... classic DSP. Once he has no need for something anymore, be it a platform or a fan, he does a complete 180 and you get thrown away like a used condom. Here's a clip of DSP shitting on his Youtube viewers by saying he couldn't play retro games because of them and how his Twitch audience is so much better.

What is he even talking about? Did Youtube commentors really say that they hated him playing retro games? Was it just that some of the retro games had lower views and DSP is pigsplaining malicious intent again?
 
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Ah... classic DSP. Once he has no need for something anymore, be it a platform or a fan, he does a complete 180 and you get thrown away like a used condom. Here's a clip of DSP shitting on his Youtube viewers by saying he couldn't play retro games because of them and how his Twitch audience is so much better.

Also worthy of note: he received a surprise $40 tip ten minutes before clock-out time that got his blood flowing again. Check out that energy/endorphins boost - it's almost as if he's on XTC.
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I know 'pignosis' is a meme but good god. Phil is trying to some channel some Jim Jones level delusion onto his viewers around the 0:18 second mark. His stare into the camera is terrifying.
 
God I hate how Daves gotta constantly say that Q and twelve are terrible characters at the bottom of the tier lists in SF3

Brah that shit doesn’t matter at all at the level you’re playing at, he acts like saying Q is a bad character means he should never lose to one, completely ignoring the player skill portion of the match
dave at the same time has a concept of skill but a lack of awareness for his own
he knows that Q should generally be weaker
but he's completely unaware of his own skill compared to his opponent
 
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