Should we be concerned that the Kiwi Farms Gag Order / Secret Court Order Canary has been Triggered?

[deodorant]

this is why i have my house stringed up with tripmines and laser grids.

if you people want to get me for my online shitposting you're going to have to make it through the lubed up hallway full of spikes and dildos first.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

So what are you faggots whining about?

Give me a tl/dr, because I sure as fuck dr.

 

[XYZpdq]

So what are you faggots whining about?

Give me a tl/dr, because I sure as fuck dr.

Some manner of THEM has apparently issued some manner of legal thingy that Null can't talk about, hints indicate it's about literally one rando.

 

[No Exit]

Some manner of THEM has apparently issued some manner of legal thingy that Null can't talk about, hints indicate it's about literally one rando.

And I doubt Null is allowed to talk about whoever it is. Which is a shame since if they managed to bring the hammer down on the Farms they'd probably make a pretty good thread, assuming they don't have one already.

 

[PowersOfPowers]

And I doubt Null is allowed to talk about whoever it is. Which is a shame since if they managed to bring the hammer down on the Farms they'd probably make a pretty good thread, assuming they don't have one already.

We need a thread poll on who the unknown cow is. Is it an incel that attempted to pull what's known as a Pro Gamer Move? is it a Kebab fishing for intel? is it related to a cow already on the board?

Damn gag orders ruining my amusement.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Explain to me how a warrant canary works.

 

[Vecr]

Explain to me how a warrant canary works.

Warrant canary - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

In the case of a gag order, the canary has "died", and it gets removed/expires.

Basically, the principle is that a gag order can't make you say something.

 

[MrTroll]

Explain to me how a warrant canary works.

You buy a canary, register a PO box in its name, and direct all legal correspondences including warrants, summons and court orders to that. It makes you completely immune to the courts because all they can do is jail your canary for contempt and you can just buy another one. It's said that Capone used this method to great success for many years.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

this is the perfect time to post this link

https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/A9/A9B61854A333CA7CBC949AD221379EB0_BASIC_PRINCIPLES_OF_EXPLOSIVES.pdf

fuck the feds

 

[Vecr]

this is the perfect time to post this link

https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/A9/A9B61854A333CA7CBC949AD221379EB0_BASIC_PRINCIPLES_OF_EXPLOSIVES.pdf

fuck the feds

What happens if I downloaded it?

Does the CIA now know where I live?

Edit: I used Tor

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

What happens if I downloaded it?

Does the CIA now know where I live?

Edit: I used Tor

its a .gov website, youll be fine

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

"Red flag red, all the sentinels are dead
The Tokyo kitty, swallow, rose, and canary"

This quote from a song comes to mind, but honestly I'm feeling pretty safe it's nothing website ending. The real question is when Null gets to make a big post about it and we get to laugh at whoever tried this shit.

 

[Pixy]

this is the perfect time to post this link

https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/A9/A9B61854A333CA7CBC949AD221379EB0_BASIC_PRINCIPLES_OF_EXPLOSIVES.pdf

fuck the feds

Oddly enough, Japanese wikipedia is linking to it on their Astrolite article.

 

[Ruin]

I'm a murrican so I'll be fine. Bongs and other eurofags are fucked though.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Explain to me how a warrant canary works.

The general form is this:

You have a page with a notice on it that says "everything is fine, we're all fine here, how are you?". you rig it so that it will disappear unless you press a button every day at a certain time. If a warrant, gag-order or strangely glowing notification arrives that demands you tell nobody that you're being butt-fucked by a gang of spooks, you can't or won't press the button - you stop telling people about your situation, exactly as you were told to do by mossad, and the "canary" dies because the button wasn't pressed. Now everyone knows something has gone down and that they should fuck off to the compound and start loading brass and hoarding water, freeze-drying roadkill, and yelling "AM I BEING DETAINED?!" at everyone they see.

 

[Zodiax]

The real question is when Null gets to make a big post about it and we get to laugh at whoever tried this shit.

He said between the 22nd of October and the first of November earlier today.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

He said between the 22nd of October and the first of November earlier today.

You're cool, thank you. I missed seeing that.

 

[sperginity]

All kinds of litigious weirdos may have managed to actually get something through the courts. Or perhaps the government is trying to locate a person posted something threatening. It would be really hard to notice a threat because so many people shit post here. Or maybe it is the person who posted from HK about the protests, and the US government is cooperating? There are so many possibilities.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Operation Pacifier had the FBI go after a child porn TOR site by compromising the site and uploading a flash file embed, which due to an "accidental" bug in the flash plugin for the official Tor browser bundle, had Flash dialing home outside of TOR.

(Yes, this means that the US Government officially ran a Child Porn distribution service for around 2-3 weeks. They could not remove any content or it would let people know. They could not stop uploads or it would let people know. Instead, each page delivered a flash file that was dialing home the user, their real IP, and what they were doing on the site.)

That whole thing was particularly fucked up, because they got a Magistrate Traffic Court Judge to approve the warrant despite a bunch of district court judges being in the same office building because the warrant was literally "Please let us hack an unlimited number of people in an unlimited number of jurisdictions for an unlimited amount of time," which is a blatant 4th Amendment violation and the District Court judges would have told them to fuck off.

When judges started tossing the cases because of it, the FBI had the supreme court change the rules (via Rule 41) to state that if you use the internet, the fourth amendment doesn't apply to you, because won't someone think of the children and you having privacy rights makes the FBI's jobs hard. Among the other pants on head insane things this chase changed is the FBI can literally just fine some part time traffic court judge to get them to approve a wiretapping warrant for anyone, anywhere, anytime, jurisdiction be damned, because again, the constitution just makes their jobs too hard.

Wanna spy on someone in California? Find some redneck judge in Alabama who wants to stick it to the commies. Wanna spy on someone in Alabama? Ask an friendly traffic judge in New York City to let you spy on the "evil alt-right militias."

Playpen: The Story of the FBI’s Unprecedented and Illegal Hacking Operation

In December 2014, the FBI received a tip from a foreign law enforcement agency that a Tor Hidden Service site called “Playpen” was hosting child pornography. That tip would ultimately lead to the largest known hacking operation in U.S. law enforcement history. The Playpen investigation—driven by...

www.eff.org

Edit: You should all be watching the Kiwi Farms website source for any new additions very, very fucking close.

 

[Nobunaga]

All kinds of litigious weirdos may have managed to actually get something through the courts. Or perhaps the government is trying to locate a person posted something threatening. It would be really hard to notice a threat because so many people shit post here. Or maybe it is the person who posted from HK about the protests, and the US government is cooperating? There are so many possibilities.

I heard @FuckYou is planning something about sending couch bombs to the cia to be able to "rise up"
But you didnt heard it from me