Containment Random Chris Updates

TrippinKahlua said:
Omg what speds who want YouTube hits! Call their mother, we got another @Copitz on our hands.
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Visiting an exceptional individual that you've been a fan of just to say hello doesn't necessarily equal being a ween/attention whore. Neither does making a reddit post about it. Granted, Copitz is a soy dripping faggot who eventually turned to using a tard for hits.

Chris needs more positive interactions like this, dorky fucks like him who don't encourage his delusions. The only problem is that he's such a narcissistic asshole that he'll probably end up either ignoring them or annoying them.
 
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Pee Wee Herman said:
Chris needs more positive interactions like this, dorky fucks like him who don't encourage his delusions. The only problem is that he's such a narcissistic asshole that he'll probably end up either ignoring them or annoying them.
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Not his merge delusions, but they do encourage his delusions about having fans. He had legit social interactions from his game club friends, but decided to give that up for his imaginary friends instead.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Haha NOBODY prefers a Ford Focus. You settle for that shit when it’s the last thing in your leasing price range.

But then, at this point in Chris's fucked up finacial reality, even leasing a newish Focus is as out of reach as most people pining after a Bugatti.
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Stuck without wheels I'd say poor Chris but really he only has himself to blame
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Not his merge delusions, but they do encourage his delusions about having fans. He had legit social interactions from his game club friends, but decided to give that up for his imaginary friends instead.
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We know that his spouses are just an extension of himself. Basically prefers to interact with a mirror.
The American Hedgehog said:
Chris is playing into Sockness's sex fantasies.

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This is the pic they're talking about:

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I remember the guy who wrote Chris-Jacob homoerotic story. They better brush their teeth and drink listerine if they want it to happen.

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Doughnut boy said:
Stuck without wheels I'd say poor Chris but really he only has himself to blame
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Don’t worry, when the Merge happens, he’ll get SON-CHU back.

Tikbalang said:
The only DC movies he watched are this and Lego movies.

Some DC fan: Did you know Raven's other voice actress is Taissa Farmiga?
Chris: Who?
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Yep, stick Chris in front of mature capeshit like the live action Titans and watch him slink back and immediately lose interest the instant actual violence is shown.
 
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Tikbalang said:
We know that his spouses are just an extension of himself. Basically prefers to interact with a mirror.

I remember the guy who wrote Chris-Jacob homoerotic story. They better brush their teeth and drink listerine if they want it to happen.

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Chris didn’t find the animation funny because he jerks off to all the things it made fun of and he feels personally attacked.
 
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Can someone give me a rundown of the "slime" thing that is referenced? I know this is somehow part of the merge, everywhere chris doesn't like is going to be "slimed" post-merge?

Reading Chris' tweets he's aware his 2007 self had his mind more together, my fucking mind was blown till I read the part how he's currently "recovered".
 
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