Containment Random Chris Updates

RustyNail(her) said:
I know Chris is an asshole but it's still pretty sad if he actually believes his dead dad is in CWCville just waiting for him. The harsh reality of him never seeing his dad again and that he played a good part in making his twilight years a challenge rather than a relaxation is probably something he can't deal with.
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The tragically funny part is that even if Chris does believe his dad is in Toon Town, its much less important to him than Sterbenchu and Dream Pony being there.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
When Chris reflected about Bob's death a couple years ago, he said he had more freedom when Bob was alive. But he didn't follow the implications of that thought to its end - that if Chris had more freedom, then Bob had less of it.

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I can't help thinking that Chris will be better off without Barb but at the same time he really does need her.

Holding the sword won't kill you until you fall on it.
 
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Listening to Chris talk to people one on one outside of troll interviews and chats is always interesting, especially that he's bringing up the merge. I wonder if he talks about it in person to people he knows aren't fans. I mean he did it with Sonichu, so I'd have to guess anyone willing to talk to him has gone home with the funny story about the weirdo who thinks he's a goddess.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
and that he played a good part in making his twilight years a challenge rather than a relaxation is probably something he can't deal with.
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I bet that the thought didn't ever cross his mind, not even once.
Ted_Breakfast said:
The tragically funny part is that even if Chris does believe his dad is in Toon Town, its much less important to him than Sterbenchu and Dream Pony being there.
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Not to mention that he pretty much pulled a blarms on his chursona because he couldn't be arsed to color the checkerboard pattern anymore and changed it to solid color.

The American Hedgehog said:
When Chris reflected about Bob's death a couple years ago, he said he had more freedom when Bob was alive. But he didn't follow the implications of that thought to its end - that if Chris had more freedom, then Bob had less of it.

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Lol, the Fated and Destined Loud Noise of Death. I'd like to know the full story about that.
 
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Who knew in that just ten years that IAN BRANNON SOMETHING character we'd all throw peanuts and laugh at would end up a CPU goddess, with a somehow someone even more slow in the mind trying to slurp that tard cum.

What a fucking journey boys.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
On the Ben/Slime drama front, Chris tried to put down a guilt trip and avoid responsibility for destroying the Slime

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Also, Twitter convos between Chris and Sockness:

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Chris and brand loyalty:

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Most of Chris's Twitter/Discord posts are too boring to bother with, but I'll admit there's something funny about God being mentioned in the same sentence as Superman and Iron Man in total seriousness.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Someone on Reddit drove to Chris's house to meet him the other day.

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r/ChrisChanSonichu - [NSFW] Look who i met the other day. (I'm in the back lol)

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They uploaded some audio of their convo with Chris:
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the guy looks like he is 12 and 30 at the same time.
Also I don’t think that was weed he smelled, when was the last time Chris changed his shirt?
 
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