Containment Random Chris Updates

[Apteryx Owenii]

They should not discriminate based on speech or politics. However, in case of fraud, it would be logical to step in.

Why? To cut down on Chris Chan's lego bucks? To save the people who give money to Brianna Wu some change? Patreon gets paid their cut either way. They'd have to spend time and effort (and money) judging each case when someone claims that they didn't get what they were promised. What about when someone says they didn't get something in the mail but the creator says they sent it?

Nah. Just let the retards spend their money and take a cut off the top.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris wrote up a rambling mini-essay to explain why it's a bad idea for Sockness to try to summon Jakoba. One of Chris's most incoherent textwalls.

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It must be nice not having a life.

 

[Tikbalang]

It must be nice not having a life.

If there's a neptunia MMORPG, I'm sure he won't

 

[King Kiwi]

If there's a neptunia MMORPG, I'm sure he won't

'Mighty Morphin Power Rangers' ?

Speak the Queen's English, man.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

'Mighty Morphin Power Rangers' ?

Speak the Queen's English, man.

Mmorpg means massively multiplayer online role playing game, you boomer.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Why? To cut down on Chris Chan's lego bucks? To save the people who give money to Brianna Wu some change? Patreon gets paid their cut either way. They'd have to spend time and effort (and money) judging each case when someone claims that they didn't get what they were promised. What about when someone says they didn't get something in the mail but the creator says they sent it?

Nah. Just let the exceptional individuals spend their money and take a cut off the top.

Paypal and Ebay manage to handle these cases. IDGAF about Chris' orbiters. Fraud is an ongoing problem in society and for a company to just throw its hands up and say "whatever hur dur" is massively negligent and contributes to criminal activity.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris is juggling so many Idea Guy types in his head now...

Sockness suggested Chris destroy Ben's Slime dimension unless he pays up the money Chris begged from him yesterday, offering to have Jakoba (Sockness's god character) do it. Chris refuses, saying Ed Bighead has control of the situation.

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Ed Bighead is a cartoon character being used as an avatar by this jackass:

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Anyone think he only brought up Ed bighead because he saw static cling recently? I'm honestly amazed he didn't make Ralph his new idol or hero given how pandering he is to people like Chris.






Yes I'm dead naming a cartoon character, what has the world and my life become?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Anyone think he only brought up Ed bighead because he saw static cling recently? I'm honestly amazed he didn't make Ralph his new idol or hero given how pandering he is to people like Chris.






Yes I'm dead naming a cartoon character, what has the world and my life become?

Troons like Chris don’t want realistic representation they see themselves more like a cute anime girl.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Paypal and Ebay manage to handle these cases. IDGAF about Chris' orbiters. Fraud is an ongoing problem in society and for a company to just throw its hands up and say "whatever hur dur" is massively negligent and contributes to criminal activity.

It's not technically fraud. Patreons aren't buying anything, they're donating money to help fund an artist. The rewards tiers are thank you gifts, not products.

 

[The handsome tard]

Troons like Chris don’t want realistic representation they see themselves more like a cute anime girl.

That sounds like a trap

 

[King Kiwi]

Mmorpg means massively multiplayer online role playing game, you boomer.

I figured.

It's okay, sometimes I'm the only one that thinks I'm funny and that's okay.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If there's a neptunia MMORPG, I'm sure he won't

If its pay to win I can only imagine how fast that tugboat will sink.

Chris is a whale to end all whales.

 

[Deadpool]

Chris just got his cards he ordered.

How many did you buy? Did you buy Tommy Tooter a set?

Edit: fixed drunky boo boos.

 

[Tikbalang]

If its pay to win I can only imagine how fast that tugboat will sink.

Chris is a whale to end all whales.

Grinding is effort and Chris hates that

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Grinding is effort and Chris hates that

He has several platinum trophies for his gaystation games

 

[Tikbalang]

He has several platinum trophies for his gaystation games

That when before mobile gaming taken over

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Grinding is effort and Chris hates that

You don't need to grind if you drop 5 hundos on whatever gay neptunia shit 5 hundos would buy.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Grinding is effort and Chris hates that

Nah man. Chris loves doing the same repetitive bullshit over and over, especially in games. He might not be optimizing stats or anything like that, but the guy sure knows how to spam that X button.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Nah man. Chris loves doing the same repetitive bullshit over and over, especially in games. He might not be optimizing stats or anything like that, but the guy sure knows how to spam that X button.

Just look at what he did in Animal Crossing. Dude had multiple houses paid off and complete collections of every damn thing you could find in the game. Speaking from experience, paying off just one house takes for-fucking-ever in that game, not to mention the menial drudge of fishing and digging and catching bugs and shit.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Just look at what he did in Animal Crossing. Dude had multiple houses paid off and complete collections of every damn thing you could find in the game. Speaking from experience, paying off just one house takes for-fucking-ever in that game, not to mention the menial drudge of fishing and digging and catching bugs and shit.

Am I the only one who ever bother to gamefaqs codes for bells to pay the house off in like a day or so?