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I think what annoys Chris about Ben is that he can't control him like he does with the other orbiters. Chris follows Ben right now and whatever Ben does, Chris reacts to it. Meanwhile, Chris tries to dictate what goes on in Ben's story and Ben just ignores him.
Ben might be a pathetic we en but he has managed to get chris's attention, and apparently upset his precious Merge narrative. Its the Simolma argument all over again. It might be two tards arguing over a toy in the sandbox but its more than the box of nothing we've been getting recently.
 
Chris wrote up a rambling mini-essay to explain why it's a bad idea for Sockness to try to summon Jakoba. One of Chris's most incoherent textwalls.

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In a nutshell, because the Jakoba of C-197 is dead and merged with the Jakoba of 1218, redrawing him would cause new Jakobas to die due to the bullshit nature of the goddesses and "Destiny".
 
Chris wrote up a rambling mini-essay to explain why it's a bad idea for Sockness to try to summon Jakoba. One of Chris's most incoherent textwalls.

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In a nutshell, because the Jakoba of C-197 is dead and merged with the Jakoba of 1218, redrawing him would cause new Jakobas to die due to the bullshit nature of the goddesses and "Destiny".
what if Ben put Jakoba in his comic and made him a prominent part of his story while he made Nightstar look bad?
 
Chris' words are getting less and less coherent. Soon the goddess will decide her greatness won't need to use those annoying words in between shit she likes.

Christine Blueheart MagiChan Hubby Spiderman C-197 Ponyville.

Chris should just invent his own language at this point. He can rake in the profits by releasing a translation guidebook.
 
Chris wrote up a rambling mini-essay to explain why it's a bad idea for Sockness to try to summon Jakoba. One of Chris's most incoherent textwalls.

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CWC's mythos and complex universe laws could give birth to the XXI century Autistic "Lord of the Rings" trilogy/saga .
Those ramblings and essays should be archived in the CWCVille's Simarillion.
Jakoba is some sort of "Melkor" at this point.
 
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Chris has the right idea here. Some days I really do feel close to killing myself, but then I look at my folder full of Sonic fan characters and I can hang on another day.

The sad part is that some people really do have nothing else except their fanon abominations to live for.
 
That kind of shit makes me want to find the rope portal to MLP land.

I think the ironic shit is that I recall a recurring trope with MLP fanfictions is the person fucking dying and then being reincarnated in Ponyville or whatever. It got to the point that even people within the fandom were mocking that absurd (and honestly cliche) trope.
 
I think the ironic shit is that I recall a recurring trope with MLP fanfictions is the person fucking dying and then being reincarnated in Ponyville or whatever. It got to the point that even people within the fandom were mocking that absurd (and honestly cliche) trope.
Isekai pony version
 
what if Ben put Jakoba in his comic and made him a prominent part of his story while he made Nightstar look bad?
I imagine that Night Star would try to summon Jakoba like an autistic Avatar of Khaine. This would involve him sacrificing someone powerful (like a Sonichu/Rosechu, preferably one of the Chaotic Combo except Magi-Chan obviously) in ritual to stop whatever Ben wants to write about. The said avatar would then wreak havoc, causing massive collateral damage and only to disintegrate without causing any advantage to either party.
 
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