Containment Random Chris Updates

Jasonfan89 said:
The only REAL reason he ever got his panties in a bunch over trump is because he believed/interpreted his plans for welfare reform to mean "wahhh wahh mean man is gonna take mAh tugboat away and make me get a job but I is CPU goddess and have job with making merge happen" :cto paraphrase the cwcki "Chris is neither capitalist, socialist, communist, facist, democrat or Republican, his politics begin and end with him and him alone. If Trump promised more neetBUX I bet Chris at best would claim to have no political affiliation or at worse say he's a republican never Trumper ala Ben Shapiro
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The merge delusions started after the election, he really just is super impressionable and was reading Lesbian Blogs that were actively hostile to Trump and Barb probably said something about being “offended by that mans speech” which Chris took as cues to despise Trump and love Hillary.

Why he likes Yang isn’t hard to find out. Another 1K to the Tugboat and he thinks he’s got it made, and for a time he might. Depending on what the economy does and whatever Barbs whims about his rent are that could easily change. However I’m surprised he’s not a hardcore Warren or Gabbard supporter.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
Why he likes Yang is isn’t hard to find out. Another 1K to the Tugboat and he thinks he’s got it made, and for a time he might. Depending on what the economy does and whatever Barbs whims about his rent are that could easily change. However I’m surprised he’s not a hardcore Warren or Gabbard supporter.
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I know, you'd think he'd be able to relate to Warren with all that premium Cherokee ancestry and whatnot.
 
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The handsome tard said:
Assuming he does go along with it, D&D aint a video game, it requires time, paper, instructions, boards and actual REAL imagination (not his Copy and paste kind).

But if he does, he will flip out when his character get killed because he is constantly getting 1's instead of 10's when they roll the dices, shouting "NO NO NO NO! STOP IT" like brat.

The irony is that Chris is a character that constantly gets 1's in the dice of life.
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We got a glimpse already of exactly that on that Discord game some of you guys are mentioning here. He pulled some "goddessrevive" or inifinitewhatever command straight out of his ass..... and then he was genuinely dumbfounded (not to mention outraged) when it didn't work.

Jasonfan89 said:
The only REAL reason he ever got his panties in a bunch over trump is because he believed/interpreted his plans for welfare reform to mean "wahhh wahh mean man is gonna take mAh tugboat away and make me get a job but I is CPU goddess and have job with making merge happen" :cto paraphrase the cwcki "Chris is neither capitalist, socialist, communist, facist, democrat or Republican, his politics begin and end with him and him alone. If Trump promised more neetBUX I bet Chris at best would claim to have no political affiliation or at worse say he's a republican never Trumper ala Ben Shapiro
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You give him too much credit. He takes his tugboat for granted, like how the high school reunion was BASICALLY PROMISED :mad:, but he wouldn't lift a finger to organize anything.

This comes down simply to "bad, loud man gives me prickly-wicklies, Clinton has china = Good".
 
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Truthboi said:
I can see Smug Chris get knocked down a peg with the recent leaks of Sonic's redesign with his arms being blue and the announcement of the fifth generation of MLP.
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I'm not sure it's possible for that to happen anymore because Chris simply ignores any information that would challenge his omnipotence.
 
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GherkinRealness said:
Not delivering on the patreon promises.

I took at look at patreons policies on patreons who don't fulfil their end of the agreement. They literally pull a "contact the patreon" - the company effectively just says "deal with it".
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And that's why Patreon is garbage. As long as they get their cut, they don't give a tinker's damn if everyone else is getting screwed over.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
We got a glimpse already of exactly that on that Discord game some of you guys are mentioning here. He pulled some "goddessrevive" or inifinitewhatever command straight out of his ass..... and then he was genuinely dumbfounded (not to mention outraged) when it didn't work.


You give him too much credit. He takes his tugboat for granted, like how the high school reunion was BASICALLY PROMISED :mad:, but he wouldn't lift a finger to organize anything.

This comes down simply to "bad, loud man gives me prickly-wicklies, Clinton has china = Good".
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Was there an actual reunion and they were smart enough to keep it hidden from him? Or there wasnt?
Can anyone answer that? I dont recall there ever being one but perhaps its suppose to have been a small hidden ceremony to keep Chris away.
 
It turns out that according to the Federal Election Commission, Chris is a registered candidate for 2020 presidential election. I guess Lisa Simpson won't become the president.
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I'm sure they've tried, but chris can't be painted as some far right nazi or blatant racist/misogynist so patreon's not going to just pull him down just like that.
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They can’t just call them and say “CHRIS MOLESTED MR PATREON BAN HIM FOREVER!”
 
Apteryx Owenii said:
I'm not sure it's possible for that to happen anymore because Chris simply ignores any information that would challenge his omnipotence.
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If the merge delusions have done anything good, they've basically made it so Chris won't sperg out at people in public over trying to get his favorite things put back the way he wants them. Part of the reason blamrs culminated with the macing of that GameStop employee was Chris was even dumber about how bussiniess like video games work and believed GS was complicant in the whole Sega making Sonic's arms blue and they refused to help with "fixing" him and when the manager "stood in his way" Chris sa it as a hostile threat against him Even when it wasn't, almost like GameStop was some Autistic Gestapo to Sega.

Fast forward to today and aside his Autistic rants about boycotting rainbow road trip just because the regular studio didn't animate it, and the Sonic movie because the blarms are back In town. Chris just shrugged and said his friends in c-197 aren't happy about it but so long as they're the same in his world nothing can hurt them.
 
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Tikbalang said:
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Unhirable yet employed as a godes. Jesus went through shit as a god (or becoming a god if you're JW) through whipping; and beating and Chris got the godes position with no skills in his resume.
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Well, to be fair, being the supreme being of another dimension would be pretty time consuming.
 
{o}P II said:
Ben Saint shows up on Pan Pizza's Pizza Party Podcast
He mentions being in contact with "Christine" and Magi Chan among his greatest accomplishments
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In that case, what are his other accomplishments then? Can't imagine they're that impressive if talking to an autistic Crossdresser with an overactive imagination is one of them.
 
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