Containment Random Chris Updates

Time of Space said:
Then you'll just hear "I am da goddess i say wat goes".
Even if you got him to say two contradictory statements, filmed him saying both and showed both videos to him right after, he would not understand the problem. It FEELS right to him, therefore it's okay.

IMO he is literally to dumb to comprehend contradictions as a concept, let alone recognize them in the wild.
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He is like a little kid dictating what goes or not in his fantasies, like, his friend comes up with something better but it gets shot down because he is "creator, he can do whatever he wants".

Chris is at that level, I call it an improvement, I thought he would be lower.
 
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The handsome tard said:
He is like a little kid dictating what goes or not in his fantasies, like, his friend comes up with something better but it gets shot down because he is "creator, he can do whatever he wants".

Chris is at that level, I call it an improvement, I thought he would be lower.
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I kinda wanna see how he functions in an actual game of D&D. Someone should record a session and watch him chimp-out when he doesn't have the free range to have his dumb characters do whatever they want and actually be forced to rely on stats and other quantifiers.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
I kinda wanna see how he functions in an actual game of D&D. Someone should record a session and watch him chimp-out when he doesn't have the free range to have his dumb characters do whatever they want and actually be forced to rely on stats and other quantifiers.
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Assuming he does go along with it, D&D aint a video game, it requires time, paper, instructions, boards and actual REAL imagination (not his Copy and paste kind).

But if he does, he will flip out when his character get killed because he is constantly getting 1's instead of 10's when they roll the dices, shouting "NO NO NO NO! STOP IT" like brat.

The irony is that Chris is a character that constantly gets 1's in the dice of life.
 
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The handsome tard said:
Assuming he does go along with it, D&D aint a video game, it requires time, paper, instructions, boards and actual REAL imagination (not his Copy and paste kind).

But if he does, he will flip out when his character get killed because he is constantly getting 1's instead of 10's when they roll the dices, shouting "NO NO NO NO! STOP IT" like brat.

The irony is that Chris is a character that constantly gets 1's in the dice of life.
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So pretty much exactly how he behaves when he plays TCGs.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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Why am I not surprised that he is all for Yang2020?

Im honestly expecting Ben to go with Trump2020 just to get a reaction out of him (hopefully its a video and not a twitter post, those are lame.)

The worst part is that if he is asked why Yang, he will just say "he isnt Trump" which is what a lot of his voters say as well ( Because thats how healthy elections should work, right? :stress: )

Edit: If you are a Yang voter, thats fine by me, what isnt fine is if your reasoning is just "he isnt Trump" without having any idea what his policies and background is. If thts your reasoning, you deserve to get another Trump victory.
 
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Jasonfan89 said:
Dumbass wishes he could put Lisa Simpson on the ballot, Chris has pretty much gone so far down the liberal rabbit hole Elizabeth warren is having tea with the mad hatter
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He thinks its predicted by the simpsons Liza would be president by 2020 and since she is real to him, she is a legit candidate...

I will be honest, Hilary Clinton :hillary: feel like a grown up Liza Simpson where all her virtue signaling combinated into a psychotic powerful elitist thats after MORE power.
 
The handsome tard said:
The irony is that Chris is a character that constantly gets 1's in the dice of life.
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If getting two grand a month from the government for shitting myself and doing nothing is rolling 1's than hand me those dice.


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Why am I not surprised that he is all for Yang2020?
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No surprise, Yang's the chink promising $1000 a month for everyone. Way to stand by female candidates, Chris.
 
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Buck Mullet said:
No surprise, Yang's the chink promising $1000 a month for everyone. Way to stand by female candidates, Chris.
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Kacho said:
Well duh. Yang's exceptional pipe dream, I mean 'freedom dividend', would nearly double Chris' tugboat.
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Oh I forgot about the Yang NEETbux stuff, though I also wouldn't be surprised Chris would support Yang because it would mean an asian being president like one of his anime.
 
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Oh I forgot about the Yang NEETbux stuff, though I also wouldn't be surprised Chris would support Yang because it would mean an asian being president like one of his anime.
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The only REAL reason he ever got his panties in a bunch over trump is because he believed/interpreted his plans for welfare reform to mean "wahhh wahh mean man is gonna take mAh tugboat away and make me get a job but I is CPU goddess and have job with making merge happen" :cto paraphrase the cwcki "Chris is neither capitalist, socialist, communist, facist, democrat or Republican, his politics begin and end with him and him alone. If Trump promised more neetBUX I bet Chris at best would claim to have no political affiliation or at worse say he's a republican never Trumper ala Ben Shapiro
 
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