Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[The handsome tard]

Have character that is blue, fast, and cool. Attract same demographic as Sonic.

Being non-human is essential too. Chris never gets too attached to human like characters (at least not on the same level as Sonic/MLP)

 

[Spergichu]

He would do even worse than the Halle Germany guy. He would just waltz in with a pistol, then wildly flail around before dropping it and shooting his foot.

Chris would have the accuracy of a Stormtropper in a Rambo movie, aka, he could have the gun point blank at the person and the bullet will somehow pop behind the gun and hit him in the head instead (or the bent duck somehow, that would be funnier).

He'd only get one or two shots off before going into Hedgehog Defensive Mode due to over-stimulation caused by shooting a gun without ear protection (Because we all know Chris wouldn't bother actually going out to a range to practice beforehand and have no idea how loud guns actually are). And even if he does manage to kill someone, he will still get either a slap on the wrist or involuntarily committed for the rest of his life because muh high-functioning.

 

[The handsome tard]

He'd only get one or two shots off before going into Hedgehog Defensive Mode due to over-stimulation caused by shooting a gun without ear protection (Because we all know Chris wouldn't bother actually going out to a range to practice beforehand and have no idea how loud guns actually are). And even if he does manage to kill someone, he will still get either a slap on the wrist or involuntarily committed for the rest of his life because muh high-functioning.

He just needs to say he is also a muslim.

Tranny+Woman+Muslim+Bisexual+Autistic-white= Innocent by liberal courts and media

 

[FunkyFresh87]

Have character that is blue, fast, and cool. Attract same demographic as Sonic.

That and the fact they're all brightly colored animals with big eyes. The stock personalities and being color coder just adds to that. It would be a miracle if they didn't attract autism.

Being non-human is essential too.

If I'm not mistaken, autistics have an easier time understanding human emotions if they put them on a non human thing. Hence why to Chris for example, Sonic is far more appealing than Mario. I think it's the characters in sonic that attract autists to the franchise personally.

 

[troon patrol]

How will Chris's live ultimately meet its end? What are people's guesses on this one?

%50 chance
He'll make a video declaring jihad on papa johns or playstation or twitter for being banned making death threats or something, and in the middle of the video he'll stroke out or heart failure bash his head on his desk the way down and be found the next day.

%50 the county will intervene after barb dies or is taken to the hospital for her final days; authorities will survey the house and chris's mental function chris will end up in some kind of halfway house government housing or institution hopefully with internet access.

 

[The handsome tard]

He'll make a video declaring jihad on papa johns or playstation or twitter for being banned making death threats or something, and in the middle of the video he'll stroke out or heart failure bash his head on his desk the way down and be found the next day.

We all talk about how Chris would deal with Barb's dead body but how would Barb deal with his?

I kind of see her just trying to fool people he is alive as long as possible to collect his tugboat and even try to dispose of the body or let it be consumed by horde. I even see her as being kind of relieved she doesnt have to hear that fucking "girly" voice and Magichan this and Magichan that anymore.
When police inevitably finds out, what can they do? Arrest the old lady? She knows she is kind of above the law since she is so old and frail and this close to death.

 

[No.]

Other than occasional shopping and going long distance to cons, does Chris socialize in person anymore? I haven't heard word of him attending Impulse or even the local Pride in a really long time, as far as I know he isn't banned from the night clubs. He was banned from that one game store. Is he just not talking about where he's going online anymore, aside from the cons, because he's smartened up a bit or have people just not found his new hang out spots yet?

 

[troon patrol]

We all talk about how Chris would deal with Barb's dead body but how would Barb deal with his?

I kind of see her just trying to fool people he is alive as long as possible to collect his tugboat and even try to dispose of the body or let it be consumed by horde. I even see her as being kind of relieved she doesnt have to hear that fucking "girly" voice and Magichan this and Magichan that anymore.
When police inevitably finds out, what can they do? Arrest the old lady? She knows she is kind of above the law since she is so old and frail and this close to death.

His patreon is what? $100 a month? after he pissed off all the people wanting sonichu comics. She'd certainly cash his SSI for a while, extreamly common practice to cash a dead relatives SSI check, it is extremely illegal, a federal offense I believe. I agree with you they are not going to spend the effort to prosecute her, at least I personally doubt that. It's funny but I forget she already has a criminal record and a ton of financial judgements against her one could say even bordering on fraud. IDK how she would "fool" anyone though I really doubt she knows how to operate a twitter account let alone impersonate chris' dimensional merge ramblings. w33ns would know pretty quick

 

[Mason Verger]

We all talk about how Chris would deal with Barb's dead body but how would Barb deal with his?

I kind of see her just trying to fool people he is alive as long as possible to collect his tugboat and even try to dispose of the body or let it be consumed by horde. I even see her as being kind of relieved she doesnt have to hear that fucking "girly" voice and Magichan this and Magichan that anymore.
When police inevitably finds out, what can they do? Arrest the old lady? She knows she is kind of above the law since she is so old and frail and this close to death.

That only works when the dead person in question isn’t one of the most documented people on the internet.

 

[The handsome tard]

His patreon is what? $100 a month? after he pissed off all the people wanting sonichu comics. She'd certainly cash his SSI for a while, extreamly common practice to cash a dead relatives SSI check, it is extremely illegal, a federal offense I believe. I agree with you they are not going to spend the effort to prosecute her, at least I personally doubt that. It's funny but I forget she already has a criminal record and a ton of financial judgements against her one could say even bordering on fraud. IDK how she would "fool" anyone though I really doubt she knows how to operate a twitter account let alone impersonate chris' dimensional merge ramblings. I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT MEs would know pretty quick

That only works when the dead person in question isn’t one of the most documented people on the internet.

Assuming Barb even know the true extent of the amount of KNOWLEDGE that there is of her autismo son...Look, us farm users are just... guys, okay? Mrs. Weston? She's The Devil. Y'know, she is — she's smarter than us, she's luckier than us. Whatever we think is supposed to happen, I'm telling you, the exact, reverse, opposite is gonna happen! Okay?

 

[Kiowa]

That only works when the dead person in question isn’t one of the most documented people on the internet.

Yeah, not to mention... Do you think the then-finished GenoSamuel documentary would get some kinda cable release on A&E or something? Would there be official-type books written by his former trolls and/or white knights? Would his house then really honestly and truly become a genuine obscure tourist destination/pokéstop? Would be weirdly bittersweet.

Or maybe we'll all really put this era behind us and leave the poor guy to Requiescat in pace. But occasionally look up during a thunderstorm and imagine Chris's giant ego is challenging God to a fakémon battle. Or some tinhat fodder like that.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

To think it was only a few years ago that Chris still had the awareness to know he couldn't avoid reality forever.

 

[GherkinRealness]

To think it was only a few years ago that Chris still had the awareness to know he couldn't avoid reality forever.

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At what point is your house considered to still be a home when everything that stresses you out in life takes place in that vicinity, day in, day out, 24/7, 365 days a year excluding cons?

No wonder he's scraping for any semblance of happiness in his make believe world.

 

[thismanlies]

To think it was only a few years ago that Chris still had the awareness to know he couldn't avoid reality forever.

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And then the Idea Guys came.

 

[AnOminous]

And then the Idea Guys came.

In his brain. After skullfucking him.

 

[troon patrol]

Assuming Barb even know the true extent of the amount of KNOWLEDGE that there is of her autismo son...Look, us farm users are just... guys, okay? Mrs. Weston? She's The Devil. Y'know, she is — she's smarter than us, she's luckier than us. Whatever we think is supposed to happen, I'm telling you, the exact, reverse, opposite is gonna happen! Okay?

Y'know... I've seen a few alzeimerd out folks, the dead look in their faces and even the motor skills they operate around, and I've heard it from Null and a few others she was and remains a master manipulator but, if she's fooling me of what I've seen of her on video the last few years I'm mailing her a fucking oscar and letter of congratulations because, she's better than Anthony Hopkins.

 

[The handsome tard]

Y'know... I've seen a few alzeimerd out folks, the dead look in their faces and even the motor skills they operate around, and I've heard it from Null and a few others she was and remains a master manipulator but, if she's fooling me of what I've seen of her on video the last few years I'm mailing her a fucking oscar and letter of congratulations because, she's better than Anthony Hopkins.

SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!......SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!

 

[Mason Verger]

Y'know... I've seen a few alzeimerd out folks, the dead look in their faces and even the motor skills they operate around, and I've heard it from Null and a few others she was and remains a master manipulator but, if she's fooling me of what I've seen of her on video the last few years I'm mailing her a fucking oscar and letter of congratulations because, she's better than Anthony Hopkins.

She definitely looks like she has dementia, but here’s the thing: shes really old and really southern. Old people sometimes don’t know how to talk to a camera, so they speak all monotone and stare derectly at the lens because they didn’t grow up with that shit in their face. Second point being she’s got a slow southern drawl, probably her natural family accent that she suppressed in order to not sound like the daughter of a bootlegger.

 

[Tecumseh]

Why did Rosechu always use to have droopy eyes?
And how come in the first couple issues all the EHPs had horizontal jelly bean noses?

 

[The handsome tard]

I imagined The Shining bathroom scene but its Chris and Jacob

"HEEEEERE'S SOCKEY!"