CWC-isms, best and worst?

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The Other Chandler said:
No, I don't think he ever did. Though I love the video where he offhandedly mentions being given his name by "God... and the bear!" like it's the most normal statement in the world.

It's also the video that gave us crayola FUCKING model magic.
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The funniest thing about this outburst is he expected us to know about the stupid bear. As if everyone knew about this moment and it was as important to humanity as it was to him personally.
 
Marvin said:
It was just a one-off thing.
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I saw that reply you linked a while back but I'm still not entirely sure, who knows what weird eating habits he and Barb have...though you likely are correct that its a one-off lazy abbreviation by Chris.
 
SOINCHU said:
I saw that reply you linked a while back but I'm still not entirely sure, who knows what weird eating habits he and Barb have...though you likely are correct that its a one-off lazy abbreviation by Chris.
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It's about writing habits, not eating habits. Chris was just abbreviating things in that email.
 
tonguesharingMOMENT said:
My favorites are "q-sand" for some reason
and his fantasy of having a "tongue sharing moment"
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I like it because of its story. What kind of autist brings food into a restaurant and thinks they can eat it there? Who needs to have that explained? How mental do you have to be to get actually banned for refusing to obey a simple rule even when explained?

Chris gets that behavior from somewhere.

I just imagine Blarb carrying around a purse full of q-sands everywhere and aggressively eating them at people.
 
AnOminous said:
I like it because of its story. What kind of autist brings food into a restaurant and thinks they can eat it there? Who needs to have that explained? How mental do you have to be to get actually banned for refusing to obey a simple rule even when explained?
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My favorite part was she wasn't even arguing with a manajerk, she was arguing with the owner of the restaurant.
 
lipitor said:
The funniest thing about this outburst is he expected us to know about the stupid bear. As if everyone knew about this moment and it was as important to humanity as it was to him personally.
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As the words "my name, that was given to me by God" were coming out of his mouth, he realized "Nope, I changed it because a stuffed bear and I had a miscommunication, I better add an amendment".

Why he attributed his initial name to God and not to his parents is another matter.
 
"I'M WORKIN ON IT" will always be a favorite because I use it whenever I can. I've also been really fond of "I can feel the cosmos" lately (sadly, no, my username wasn't chosen as a reference to that but let's just pretend like it was).

I hate "comeuppance" because thinking about how it was used makes me feel sick :(
 
"Full-On Lesbian" is one of my favorites.

Also, when he uses "woman" as an adjective, instead of "female", as in "Woman Centerfold".
 
To me best is "Heartsweet" because even though its not full on cwc-ism its just so funny to me for some reason that i don't fully understand, maybe its because he used it as a pet name in the comic
 
I quite like Q-Sand, and 'I can feel the cosmos', for whatever reason.
 
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