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The hope would be that any responsible gun shop wouldn't sell to someone who looks like phil
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
- Thread starter wagglyplacebo
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The hope would be that any responsible gun shop wouldn't sell to someone who looks like phil
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But Phil couldn't get his driver's license. He failed that so hard that it was partially why he traded out and reeed at cars.
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There isn't actually a test to buy a gun, though. So even being a complete mongoloid like Phil isn't a legal barrier.
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Okay, I know I'm old and out of the loop but... who the fuck is Joey Gibson and why does Phil care about him so much? Is this some other social media "celebrity" or just a random person Phil is having a feud with?
Pretty much. Phil is irrelevant and we're the only people who actually follow him, mostly because he's unintentionally hilarious. Patriot Prayer doesn't care about Phil, Antifa doesn't care about Phil, all of the "cool kids" don't care about him. He's old, fat and gross. He wasted his life trying to get "in" with youth culture. Social media pretty much ruined his life.
I mean, it's just another exceptional move to try and hide his identity. He tried to look "tough" and "intimidating" but it didn't work. We made fun of his fat and his buck teeth so he started covering his face. Then we made fun of his fetal alcohol syndrome eyes and started covering those too. He didn't stop taking selfies or get off social media though. No he doubled down like the sped he is and kept posting shit, but now he's doing it in the dark so we can't make out his fat ass in cosplay body armor and shitty rainbow flag merch. Well played Phil, well played.
Well he's probably too old to enlist at this point. Isn't he like 35 or 36? Too old to be a "homeless runaway teenager" too. He no longer has any real connection to youth culture at this point. He's the sad weird old man and doesn't even have money to buy people beer so nobody tolerates being around him.
Yes, he called them "fedoras with wheels" for reasons that made sense only in his autistic mind, then got mad when we laughed at him because... well because he chimps out whenever we make fun of him.
The funny thing is he couldn't afford a car payment anyway. He already can't afford a gun because he wastes all of his tugboat instead of putting part of it aside or at least trying to stretch it throughout the month. He hasn't even gotten a new tattoo in a long time, which leads me to suspect he has been wasting his money on more mall ninja crap than usual.
Maybe he found a shitty "trans Latinx anarchist" shirt online that he had to buy at a ridiculous mark up. Maybe he's stockpiling cheap plastic Halloween decorations. I don't know. Does anyone else think he's going to he a hoarder? Or at least would be if he didnt wind up evicted sooner or later? Like seriously he seems autistically fixated on acquiring crap. I wonder if he'll wind up accumulating a mountain of garbage worthy of Barb some day...
Pretty much. Phil is irrelevant and we're the only people who actually follow him, mostly because he's unintentionally hilarious. Patriot Prayer doesn't care about Phil, Antifa doesn't care about Phil, all of the "cool kids" don't care about him. He's old, fat and gross. He wasted his life trying to get "in" with youth culture. Social media pretty much ruined his life.
I mean, it's just another exceptional move to try and hide his identity. He tried to look "tough" and "intimidating" but it didn't work. We made fun of his fat and his buck teeth so he started covering his face. Then we made fun of his fetal alcohol syndrome eyes and started covering those too. He didn't stop taking selfies or get off social media though. No he doubled down like the sped he is and kept posting shit, but now he's doing it in the dark so we can't make out his fat ass in cosplay body armor and shitty rainbow flag merch. Well played Phil, well played.
Well he's probably too old to enlist at this point. Isn't he like 35 or 36? Too old to be a "homeless runaway teenager" too. He no longer has any real connection to youth culture at this point. He's the sad weird old man and doesn't even have money to buy people beer so nobody tolerates being around him.
Yes, he called them "fedoras with wheels" for reasons that made sense only in his autistic mind, then got mad when we laughed at him because... well because he chimps out whenever we make fun of him.
The funny thing is he couldn't afford a car payment anyway. He already can't afford a gun because he wastes all of his tugboat instead of putting part of it aside or at least trying to stretch it throughout the month. He hasn't even gotten a new tattoo in a long time, which leads me to suspect he has been wasting his money on more mall ninja crap than usual.
Maybe he found a shitty "trans Latinx anarchist" shirt online that he had to buy at a ridiculous mark up. Maybe he's stockpiling cheap plastic Halloween decorations. I don't know. Does anyone else think he's going to he a hoarder? Or at least would be if he didnt wind up evicted sooner or later? Like seriously he seems autistically fixated on acquiring crap. I wonder if he'll wind up accumulating a mountain of garbage worthy of Barb some day...
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As far as I know, he wasn't? In the US, if I remember right, you had to pass the written test and be 15 and a half years old to get a learner's permit, which only allowed you to drive with an adult in the car. Since Phil phailed the written test 3 times, he never would have even gotten a learner's permit and thus could not have got behind the wheel even under a supervised basis. Of course, you only need a license/permit to drive on the public roads, so it's possible to drive a car around private property if the property owner doesn't mind (or doesn't know; I drove around some parking lots after hours for practice purposes before I got my permit). But as far as I know Phil never even got to do that.
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He has to lose some every time he gets evicted and he'll probably fuck up badly enough to be "homeless" again.
Plus his morbid obesity will eventually limit his ability to carry anything even more than his mentally challenged inability to drive a vehicle. He won't be able to hoard much because he's too stupid to maintain a place where he can keep a hoard.
It's child level simple. You have to have an IQ of 70 or something not to be able to pass it. Even most Downies capable of living alone can get a driver's license. Phil is really catastrophically stupid.
Picklechu
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He's a white/Japanese guy who founded Patriot Prayer, which, like Antifa, Proud Boys, and Phil, is retarded.
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He is obsessed with road signs and yet still couldn't pass written.
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Could it be that this is why? I don't think that we know anything about when or how his road sign obsession started, but needing to study for the written test for a learner's permit is at least as likely an origin as any.
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New updated e-begging post.
I wonder what he blew his tard bux on this.
I wonder what he blew his tard bux on this.
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Maybe don’t post this immediately after begging for another toy gun, Philip.
toledo
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He's also a Department of Homeland Security asset, but that's neither here nor there. Portland is a clown show.
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I wish my bills were that low.
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Yeah, when he said he wanted a new gun, I immediately thought of the scene where he's pretending to kill a guy and accidentally fires the fucking thing. Except, instead of a sick mother who will believe the "I'm watching a movie" line, it's gonna be his landlord who's gonna evict his ass.
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Meh. Unless he shows it costantly in pics to make sure it's his, I won't believe him.
This thing of the real gun will be similar to his fake snatch.
This thing of the real gun will be similar to his fake snatch.
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If Phil got an actual gun we'd hear about it right away. He can't keep himself from bragging and he'd look for literally any excuse to whip it out and brandish it at someone. Phil's a weak little power hungry shit and the idea of being able to wield something like a firearm and hurt someone with it is the same kind of mentality you see with shitty cops and soldiers. They didn't join because they wanted to serve, they joined because they wanted to be handed a firearm with the least amount of repercussions associated with it.
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Phil is prepared to tard rage on TriMet:
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You’re not a person of colour or homeless, ticket inspectors inspect all tickets, pay for a ticket you tight-fisted fatass.
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Tardlogic at it's finest - constitutional, unalienable right for literal free rides.