Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

[Bender]

I maintain that outside of La Zorra, Beauty Parlour has the most legitimate death-risks of this site. If the section was up early enough we might've had Coldness in My Heart too (an unwise click).

Yup, it was an unwise click; as was clicking on the archive. I'm actually quite impressed with the fact she carved a tic-tac-toe board on her face, she must be fun at parties. And now I'm going to check out La Zorra, at least both of these times I roughly knew what I was getting into.

Wish me luck, babe.

 

[MistressCaridad]

What the fuck horror have I stumbled into? I (evidently incorrectly) assumed BP would just be wahmen shittalking wahmen, I wasn't prepared for a fucking biology lesson showing how muscles move.

It’s amazing how many people who don’t regularly follow BP threads just assume that all our threads are catty snarkfests about shit like, say, how huge that one Kardashian bitch’s ass looked in that dress she wore the other day.

Then they actually stumble into BP threads and find meat puppets, forehead fat monsters, collapsing shitshacks full of botulism hoards, diaper wearing middle aged pedophiles, corpse child dress-up games, undead anorexic goblins.... and this bitch, who is merrily peeling her legs away from her body a chunk at a time.

Welcome to the Beauty Parlor, my dude.

 

[GJtube Leroy]

What the fuck horror have I stumbled into? I (evidently incorrectly) assumed BP would just be wahmen shittalking wahmen, I wasn't prepared for a fucking biology lesson showing how muscles move.

Riveting addition to the thread, pal

 

[Bender]

It’s amazing how many people who don’t regularly follow BP threads just assume that all our threads are catty snarkfests about shit like, say, how huge that one Kardashian bitch’s ass looked in that dress she wore the other day.

Then they actually stumble into BP threads and find meat puppets, forehead fat monsters, collapsing shitshacks full of botulism hoards, diaper wearing middle aged pedophiles, corpse child dress-up games, undead anorexic goblins.... and this bitch, who is merrily peeling her legs away from her body a chunk at a time.

"The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows."
I guess it's this line that tricks everyone.

Although I'm really curious about the forehead fat monsters, time to go exploring!

Riveting addition to the thread,pal

I'm new to this board so please don't be mean.

 

[MistressCaridad]

"The Beauty Parlour is for women or not-women in the sphere of cosplay and the beauty industry that is not strictly limited to lolcows."
I guess it's this line that tricks everyone.

Although I'm really curious about the forehead fat monsters, time to go exploring!

Completely understandable. It’s just amusing because it happens pretty regularly.

As for the forehead fat monsters:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-slaton-sisters-amy-slaton-tammy-slaton.9259/

Two super morbidly obese dirty low IQ hillbetty sisters. Lots of weird fat distribution (hence the forehead fat monster), gross trailer homes and creepy holler people.
(Fair warning, there are deathfat nudes somewhere around the 300 page mark. Tread carefully)

 

[Bender]

Thanks!

 

[AssRock]

tbh, Beauty Parlour is one of the most brutally real containments on KF, like, it isn't even all that funny, but the morbid fascination with watching others completely destroy themselves in real time.

I do think that we will need a munchie tag in the future, considering how many of these cows feign illness, over exaggerate, or in Kelly's case, actively engage in physically destructive activities because she's overused every other outlet, to the point where doctors don't even don't want to deal with her, because there is just no point, unless she's on her deathbed. Kelly isn't close to dying and she's already destroyed the work invested in trying to help her- not only that, but she is fucking proud of it.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I do think that we will need a munchie tag in the future

I've been collecting a list of tags I'd like, I wonder where they can be proposed. I don't think it would be diplomatic to dump too many requests at once, hehe.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

tbh, Beauty Parlour is one of the most brutally real containments on KF, like, it isn't even all that funny, but the morbid fascination with watching others completely destroy themselves in real time.

I do think that we will need a munchie tag in the future, considering how many of these cows feign illness, over exaggerate, or in Kelly's case, actively engage in physically destructive activities because she's overused every other outlet, to the point where doctors don't even don't want to deal with her, because there is just no point, unless she's on her deathbed. Kelly isn't close to dying and she's already destroyed the work invested in trying to help her- not only that, but she is fucking proud of it.

All munchies end up with Doctors not wanting to deal with them that's why they all have a history of doctor shopping. Same with sabotaging work doctors have done for them for their next health crisis by twisting their tubes or rubbing shit on their wounds/ lines. Kelly's just didn't go with the POTS/ GP/ EDS trifecta but she's playing the same game. Most of them will end up like Jaquie but probably long before Kelly and her crocodile tier immune system.

 

[Swagstika]

It’s amazing how many people who don’t regularly follow BP threads just assume that all our threads are catty snarkfests about shit like, say, how huge that one Kardashian bitch’s ass looked in that dress she wore the other day.

Then they actually stumble into BP threads and find meat puppets, forehead fat monsters, collapsing shitshacks full of botulism hoards, diaper wearing middle aged pedophiles, corpse child dress-up games, undead anorexic goblins.... and this bitch, who is merrily peeling her legs away from her body a chunk at a time.

Welcome to the Beauty Parlor, my dude.

That's... actually a better description than it currently has.

The Beauty parlour: It's really not beautiful.

 

[MistressCaridad]

All munchies end up with Doctors not wanting to deal with them that's why they all have a history of doctor shopping. Same with sabotaging work doctors have done for them for their next health crisis by twisting their tubes or rubbing shit on their wounds/ lines. Kelly's just didn't go with the POTS/ GP/ EDS trifecta but she's playing the same game. Most of them will end up like Jaquie but probably long before Kelly and her crocodile tier immune system.

I have to agree with whoever said Kelly will be a cackling stump with a head in a wheelchair long after all the other munchies die off. This bitch must have lich powers like Ashley Isaacs because there have been many munchies who have contracted sepsis and bit the big one from doing less than she has.

This is why I usually don’t participate in the Kelly threads much anymore, because I tend to get a little MOTI at her shenanigans. The fact that she had the gall to flush so damn much blood down the toilet and then go for more transfusions when there’s always a shortage of good donor blood... Jesus.

 

[Bender]

I do think that we will need a munchie tag in the future, considering how many of these cows feign illness, over exaggerate, or in Kelly's case, actively engage in physically destructive activities

Man, the Farms needs to update its glossary, it took me too long to realise that meant Munchausen, rather than "eats a fuckton of junk food".

 

[simulated goat]

I maintain that outside of La Zorra, Beauty Parlour has the most legitimate death-risks of this site. If the section was up early enough we might've had Coldness in My Heart too (an unwise click).

Oh crap, I remember hearing about her but never seeking her out before. Yikes, 17 pages and she is still a cipher. If she is real, I hope she found peace.

Kelly on the other hand is actively picking her shins apart as we speak. Funny, it seems both have a thing for transfusions. The london broil I got for dinner now looks suspicious...

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I have to agree with whoever said Kelly will be a cackling stump with a head in a wheelchair long after all the other munchies die off. This bitch must have lich powers like Ashley Isaacs because there have been many munchies who have contracted sepsis and bit the big one from doing less than she has.

This is why I usually don’t participate in the Kelly threads much anymore, because I tend to get a little MOTI at her shenanigans. The fact that she had the gall to flush so damn much blood down the toilet and then go for more transfusions when there’s always a shortage of good donor blood... Jesus.

That was me who said that.

Kelly's not the only one wasting blood though. The sick bed princesses from the mega thread all use or have shopped for IVIG. They are all vampire parasites. Kelly just went a step further by going on the news to encourage people to donate blood for people like her (who flush it down the toilet)

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

Mod Edit: Links can be spoopy, make sure you're logged out of your dropbox before clicking for safety.
New video: https://www.dropbox.com/s/dux2dt0veutb4jh/2019-10-21 11.50.22.mp4

She says her doctors are going to talk to the surgeons next week.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Did she show her legs?

 

[lamp shade]

New video: https://www.dropbox.com/s/dux2dt0veutb4jh/2019-10-21 11.50.22.mp4

She says her doctors are going to talk to the surgeons next week.

Not a good idea to check drop box links because it tells the owner who viewed it.

 

[There_is_no_Dana]

I really feel like the Munchies deserve their own board at this point, maybe take some of those chronic munchies out of the single thread and make one for each of them over there.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I really feel like the Munchies deserve their own board at this point, maybe take some of those chronic munchies out of the single thread and make one for each of them over there.

They don't really have enough content to have their own threads and I think it would result in a whole board going to shit every couple of months when r/illnessfakers has another coup

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

Not a good idea to check drop box links because it tells the owner who viewed it.

How does it do that if you're not signed in?