Lemoine, if you're reading this, here's some well meaning advice:
Get yourself one of those:
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I can guarantee you that every person who ever had to listen to you talk, literally every person, was absolutely disgusted by you. Nobody enjoys listening to you croaking like you're about to die or you gargling your own spit.
Just get one of those. Anybody would rather listen to a computer generated voice than your West Nile ridden croaks.
Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up.