حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[RP 520]

There are still portions that need filling. I'll do an internship at the library when it warms up.

Is the library outdoors or something? Why not do an internship now?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I'm busy with math, you fucking asshat.

But you're on here right now, dingus. Which means you got time.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

I'm busy with math, you fucking asshat.

A)You've got two classes a week.

B)Dude, I was just asking. No need to be so salty.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

I'm busy with math, you fucking asshat.

You know, you could always do math more than once a week.

 

[ZombieGaryOak]

Surely, you're joking. When I friended her briefly on Facebook, she constantly messaged me while I was busy with homework. There were literally pages of messages. I shit you not.

Uh huh. Right.

 

[fuzzypickles]

I'm busy with math, you fucking asshat.

Bullshit. You're on the Kiwi Farms. Get back to work.

 

[Arkangel]

I'll do an internship at the library when it warms up.

What is that supposed to mean?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm busy with math, you fucking asshat.

1- You really have no right to call someone else an asshat.
2- Please quit avoiding questions.

 

[YI 457]

Connor, you remind me of a personal lolcow I used to milk years ago. He switched between moods, political views, self esteem at pure random. Most of the time me and my friends didn't know how to treat him. He was racist, stupid, sexist, and violent. Still, I think he is better than you. Why? Quite simple: he listened every time he fucked up things and wanted to learn things and improve shit. And he has a job.

Tl; dr: sucks to be you, boy.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Surely, you're joking. When I friended her briefly on Facebook, she constantly messaged me while I was busy with homework. There were literally pages of messages. I shit you not.

All right, I'll bite. Give us some context.

• Did her messages say anything of substance? Please give examples.
• Did she know you were working at the time?
  
• Did you bother replying when you were done with your homework?
• Could you maybe sign out of Facebook while you work?

I ask because right now, your story sounds kind of whiny.

 

[Dalish]

I'm busy with math, you fucking asshat.

• one class twice a week
• "busy"

 

[KatsuKitty]

I'm busy with math, you fucking asshat.

As evidenced by all the time you're spending here whining.

 

[Molly Ringwald]

I'm busy with math, you fucking asshat.

A resume should only take you a few minutes to do. Especially when your employment goal is to have easy access to books that you can rip-off to lengthen Redesigning Eva.

 

[Connor Bible]

Ohhh I finally figured out what Connor's big fucking problem with The Breakfast Club is. See, as he describes, the "cold, selfish, borderline-sociopathic" Ms. Johnson... demands that her son use his time in study hall to productively study in a "brief exchange". That's it. A parent telling their high school aged fuck up "Okay since you have to be at school on a Saturday maybe stop being such a slacker asshole and do your fucking job, which is being a student" is abuse. Also he ignores this advice he has given multiple times in the past month. Ha ha ha you're such a exceptional individual Connor.

To play devil's advocate, Brian was really being emotionally abused by his parents, and they seemed to not care about his suicidal tendencies. There's a difference between encouragement and just being callous.

 

[Squealer]

I'm busy with math, you fucking asshat.

I told your mom. She seems mad.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

There are still portions that need filling. I'll do an internship at the library when it warms up.

There's some websites on this very interwebs that will give you resume advice and stuff for free. A resume isn't that time intensive, it should take you maybe three hours if you decide to be really detailed.

 

[Smutley]

To play devil's advocate, Brian was really being emotionally abused by his parents, and they seemed to not care about his suicidal tendencies. There's a difference between encouragement and just being callous.

Are you sure you're not projecting your own misguided beliefs onto characters from a shallow 80's movie that hasn't aged well over thirty years?

 

[Meowthkip]

There's some websites on this very interwebs that will give you resume advice and stuff for free. A resume isn't that time intensive, it should take you maybe three hours if you decide to be really detailed.

Or, hell, you could maybe ask somebody for help. There should be advisers on your campus, right? My school had an entire class devoted to resume writing and networking. I'm sure you can find a career adviser if you looked.

 

[Squealer]

You're relative J.B. is next.

 

[Connor Bible]

Are you sure you're not projecting your own misguided beliefs onto characters from a shallow 80's movie that hasn't aged well over thirty years?

When a guy's pressured to make straight A's without any leeway for mistakes and is given zero appreciation or respect for it, you'd probably be a little down too.