حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
You gave us your last name. There's only one Connor Bible in the entire United States. Finding your relatives is pretty fucking simple.

I don't want to dig through 3000 Wrong Planet posts, but Connor specifically states he hates when people spell his name "Conner" too, so he makes sure no one looks for any "Conner Bibles" either.
 
You threaten my family, you're going to be in a world of pain.
Ooooooo scary. Your family's not the problem, you are. They will learn everything.

We won't cave in to your threats, Bible. Because after all, you have no army to back you.
 
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