حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[DrChristianTroy]

He lives in a little dump of a subdivision in a nothing redneck community in South Carolina and one of his parents drives him to school on the two days he attends.

Now I feel bad for his parents. Having to drop everything to take the 10 minutes to drive my kid for his one day of school sounds like a hassle. And to think he says they're awful people on WP.

 

[Handsome Pete]

@DrChristianTroy , now I want to write a short story about Connor finding himself in Harlem or East Jamaica, lol.

Scene 1: Connor encounters his first subway panhandler.
Scene 2: Connor notices that gentleman's cigarette smells funny.
Scene 3: Connor is the only white person in this McDonalds.

 

[registereduser]

@Connor you must like getting treated like shit or something, because you keep coming here and you shit all over anyone who is nice to you.

 

[4Macie]

Yeah, I'd feel bad for that guy... you're not that guy Connor, also, aren't you supposed to be busy with "math"?, no wonder why you suck at writting, you can't focus at anything.

omg I'm so happy that the penguin gif I linked in chat is getting good use.

 

[The I Scream Man]

omg I'm so happy that the penguin gif I linked in chat is getting good use.

If someone changes the "Fuck You" to "Fucky You" I will die a happy man.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Wait @Connor doesn't know how to drive? Does he live in NYC or some such shit?

I would defend that by saying that I myself am bloody terrified of learning to drive, but I live in an small area where I can kiiiind of get away with that for a while. I think in a large city which questionable public transportation it would be more important to learn. That and like, getting to your job.
I should learn anyway though.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

No really. This Emily girl has been sending me multiple friend requests from several different Facebook accounts. She's a morbidly obese womanchild who thinks that I am the Godly man she's been looking for.

Sounds like a match. Is she working on a novel too?
Go for it, or your whole life will be tfw no girlfriend.

 

[Null]

Go for it, or your whole life will be tfw no girlfriend.

http://nigge.rs/id/tfwnogf

 

[Stalin]

Ah yes, a Nazi salute is the perfect, rational response to the Pledge of Alligance.

Hey Connor.
Ты пизда.

 

[Molly Ringwald]

So how long do you guys think it will be before Connor comes back? I say 48 hours.

 

[fuzzypickles]

So how long do you guys think it will be before Connor comes back? I say 48 hours.

Not long. We know where he lives and everything now, and maybe he'll try and fail to backtrack on what we've learned about him.

 

[rocket]

What a thread.

Connor rivals Chris in the size of the gaping void where his theory of mind should be.

 

[Chuggernaut]

When a guy's pressured to make straight A's without any leeway for mistakes and is given zero appreciation or respect for it, you'd probably be a little down too.

Having success as your baseline and it just being expected is how real life works. You get paid to be correct AT LEAST 95% of the time and nobody will give you ass pats for it. It's just expected.

 

[Pine Tar]

Spoiler: Anime character that Connor sees himself as during his periods of self-loathing

Spoiler: Anime character that everyone else sees Connor as

 

[Sonic Hoo]

So I looked up college algebra finals just to see how hard they were compared to the high school algebra I'm taking now.

Spoiler: trigger warning for Connor

Simplify the rational expression.

x^2 − x − 2
----------
x+1

(a) x + 2
(b) x − 2
(c) x − 1
(d) x + 1
(e) No solution.

Use the distance formula find the distance from A(4, −3) to B(1, −7).

a) sqrt(13
b)3
c)sqrt(15
d)5
e)2 sqrt(2

Connor has absolutely no excuse for being "busy"with this level of math, especially since he's only taking one class. He's just impossibly lazy and can't be driven to do any amount of work. Connor's also mentioned that his parents let him make Cs in math, so he's getting off extremely easy here, nowhere even near the "straight As without any leeway for mistakes" that he claims.

 

[It's HK-47]

I've taken some time to calm down and explore a handful of other threads. Alright! It's been a handful of days, and a lot of people have doubtless made some excellent points towards Mr. Bible, let's see how he's making progress on bettering his attitude and responding to recent critici--

Spoiler

See you all next week.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

So I looked up college algebra finals just to see how hard they were compared to the high school algebra I'm taking now.


Connor has absolutely no excuse for being "busy"with this level of math, especially since he's only taking one class. He's just impossibly lazy and can't be driven to do any amount of work. Connor's also mentioned that his parents let him make Cs in math, so he's getting off extremely easy here, nowhere even near the "straight As without any leeway for mistakes" that he claims.

As a person taking math classes in the 4000-level, this... made me want to cry.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

As a person taking math classes in the 4000-level, this... made me want to cry.

Please tell me that's supposed to be 400.
EDIT: Because the idea of a four thousand level math course makes me want to cry.

 

[Cosmos]

Aww, fuck, I missed all the action! Oh, well.

Is it just me or was Connor trying to trollshield with that whole "LMAO LOOK AT THIS FAT UGLY HAMBEAST WHO KEEPS TRYING TO TALK TO ME" bullshit? It's like how he kept bringing up his "retarded" and "papist" (I seriously can't get over that) """"friend"""" who is allegedly more of a tool than Connor is. Connor kept trying to throw him under the bus so that we would laugh at him instead. That's the vibe I'm getting from this girl, who's only crime is wanting to talk to Connor (SHE'S LITERALLY A STALKER ZOMG).

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Aww, fuck, I missed all the action! Oh, well.

Is it just me or was Connor trying to trollshield with that whole "LMAO LOOK AT THIS FAT UGLY HAMBEAST WHO KEEPS TRYING TO TALK TO ME" bullshit? It's like how he kept bringing up his "retarded" and "papist" (I seriously can't get over that) """"friend"""" who is allegedly more of a tool than Connor is. Connor kept trying to throw him under the bus so that we would laugh at him instead. That's the vibe I'm getting from this girl, who's only crime is wanting to talk to Connor (SHE'S LITERALLY A STALKER ZOMG).

To be honest if someone willingly wants to talk to Connor, they probably got problems. But yeah, totally trying to take the attention off himself.