Containment What If?

What if Chris failed the CD cover project? What if the teacher told him “No, make something original this time”?
Knowing Chris, she probably had already tried to get him to make something more original but his high-functioning mind couldn’t bear to think of anything that wasn’t a hedgehog. After what I’m sure was a long and difficult process of trying to push Chris, a yellow and black hedgehog was good enough for her.
 
He would use his c64 godess powers to obliterate the "troll sonichu" and begin his rightful reign of cwcville with magichan meanwhile there would probably be a few kiwis who slipped through the cracks going full gorilla warfare on liberating and stopping Chris (and/or trying to fuck the evil mage version of walsh)
God that needs to be a movie
 
What if Chris did his version of そばかす - Judy and Mary and it’s related to love quest or Sonichu?
 
If Bob remained the same age but had a wife 20-30 years his junior, then it would be fairly reasonable to assume she’d be a gold digger like Barb was. Maybe more “with it”, but all that would change probably would be her taking all of Bob’s money and basically putting the bare minimum effort into Chris. This will either hurt or help him. If the abusive babysitter scenario still occurred, he’d be mute and remain mute until the only option would be a group home once he hit 18.

If the mute episode didn’t happen then he’d probably just be more solitary and less attention seeking. He’d still play video games, obsess over Sonic/Pokemon, and probably still make comics, but the extent of his tizzum would remain within the confines of dA like every other sped with a Chadwick the Blazehog OC. 7 out of 10 times these spergs come from broken homes; divorce, single moms, poverty, etc. Chris having that kind of life would mean he’d be less spoiled and possibly less of an egotist, but he’d be more on the level of Spax3 or Sonmanic.

tl;dr still a lolcow, just not the lolcow
The "abusive babysitter" likely had nothing to do with Chris' muteness. Lots of retards start speaking extremely late.
 
What if Chris became a Catholic priest?
Then hopefully he becomes Pope because he's basically the backwater Virginia equivalent of Francis, who is also a big fan of derivative fan fiction, LARPing with beings claiming to be from other dimensions, and being a gigantic faggot while shitting on gays.
 
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Random question, but does anybody have any idea why Chris never went Incel? I would have thought that would be the direction she went in. At least, before transitioning.

Being an incel isn't about not having sex, it's about being a completely hate filled asshole. Whatever his other issues, Chris isn't that.
 
What if Chris inherited a 5 star restaurant?
 
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