TGWTG Allison Pregler / Obscurus Lupa / Movie Nights - The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Learning how to apply makeup is usually seems to be a bonding thing for girls/women where they learn from female relatives/friends and evolve their skills over time. When you see an adult woman who can't apply makeup properly it's a sure sign that they're some kind of social outcast (though you'd think that that would be less true these days given that there are a billion makeup tutorials on Youtube, but I guess all of Pregler's followers being sycophants and telling her she looks great probably means she doesn't know she needs help).

During the Change the Channel campaign she mentioned that the Channel Awesome people were all the friends she had, which is pretty fucking sad given that she spent most of her adult life with them and has no real-life friends.

No friends and almost thirty (assuming she isn't lying about her age) is pretty fucking sad.

At a certain age, most women get sick of the high school drama that Allison is addicted to. And quite frankly, she strikes me as one of those people who was a "not like other girls/I'm only friends with GUYS!" Type in her formative years. Maybe she cut that shit out once she realized that it got her nowhere and that not even guys like being friends with that chick. But by then it was too late, especially since she is still a huge drama queen. Now that she is too old for her NLOG phase, she still alienates the other women around her with her bullshit.

Aside from maybe Marzgurl, I don't even see any of the other CA women interact with her much. Lindsay is pretty social on twitter but I haven't seen her interact much with Allison since the CTC stuff died out. Same with Roses. I know she dropped Iron Liz, and Goggles and LMG dropped off the face of the earth. Calluna seems uninterested, as does Diamanda Hagan. It's actually pretty funny because Hagan, Calluna, and Lindsay seem happy to hang with other former CA people/women. Just not Lupa I WONDER WHY.

If you think he looks like a pedo there, you'll love this video thumbnail pic.
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His Twitter profile pic is from better days.
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Guys like this drive me nuts. Just shave the damn thing. There are plenty of women who are happy to go for the chrome dome if, you know, it's maintained properly. There's a reason Patrick Stewart, The Rock, and Vin Deisel are popular. But this shit just makes you look gross and unkempt. Men go bald. It happens. Embrace it. Or look like a sad pedophile who can't grow the fuck up and accept himself.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Guys like this drive me nuts. Just shave the damn thing. There are plenty of women who are happy to go for the chrome dome if, you know, it's maintained properly. There's a reason Patrick Stewart, The Rock, and Vin Deisel are popular. But this shit just makes you look gross and unkempt. Men go bald. It happens. Embrace it. Or look like a sad pedophile who can't grow the fuck up and accept himself.

I remember he responded that he doesn't think he could pull off the Stone Cold Steve Austin look or something to that effect. Which is dumb because shaving it all off would look better than what he's got going on right now.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

I remember he responded that he doesn't think he could pull off the Stone Cold Steve Austin look or something to that effect. Which is dumb because shaving it all off would look better than what he's got going on right now.

What look is he supposed to be "pulling off" here, exactly? The Prince Edward?

 

[Vampirella]

Aside from maybe Marzgurl, I don't even see any of the other CA women interact with her much. Lindsay is pretty social on twitter but I haven't seen her interact much with Allison since the CTC stuff died out. Same with Roses. I know she dropped Iron Liz, and Goggles and LMG dropped off the face of the earth. Calluna seems uninterested, as does Diamanda Hagan. It's actually pretty funny because Hagan, Calluna, and Lindsay seem happy to hang with other former CA people/women. Just not Lupa I WONDER WHY.

The only two reviewers that she did multiple cross overs with was Brad and Phelan, and she hasn't done a cross over with Phelan in a long time.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

According to the story of some other CA alumni, I don't remember if it was Guru Larry or someone, Buck is a bit of a weirdo. He freaked out and got physically sick when another alumn started watching porn in the hotel room they were sharing during the filming of one of the anniversary specials. But he doesn't really cause drama, so I wouldn't classify him as a Lolcow. He's just another shitty ex-CA contributor. The only notable thing about him is how astoundingly poorly he's aged.

And I'm extremely skeptical that someone who sounded like he just hit puberty in his 20's has high testosterone levels.

And his annoyiiiiiiinnnnnnng haaaaaaaabittt of stretchhhhhhhhing ooooooooout worrrrrrrrds and adding rannndoooom inflllecccccccccccctionssssssss to the end OF SENTENCES.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

According to the story of some other CA alumni, I don't remember if it was Guru Larry or someone, Buck is a bit of a weirdo. He freaked out and got physically sick when another alumn started watching porn in the hotel room they were sharing during the filming of one of the anniversary specials. But he doesn't really cause drama, so I wouldn't classify him as a Lolcow. He's just another shitty ex-CA contributor. The only notable thing about him is how astoundingly poorly he's aged.

And I'm extremely skeptical that someone who sounded like he just hit puberty in his 20's has high testosterone levels.

Tbh, if I found someone I was sharing a room with just watching porn in our room out in the open, I'd be a bit weirded out, too. Ask first. Getting sick is a definite overreaction.

Also, if he's losing his hair that early, that's usually a sign of pretty heavy T.

 

[Billy "the Bot" Bobson]

Tbh, if I found someone I was sharing a room with just watching porn in our room out in the open, I'd be a bit weirded out, too. Ask first. Getting sick is a definite overreaction.

Also, if he's losing his hair that early, that's usually a sign of pretty heavy T.

Common misunderstanding. Balding is mainly genetics exacerbated by environmental pressures. The "too much testosterone" is a misunderstanding. IIRC, the link between balding and testosterone has to do with androgen levels in the scalp thats caused by an amount of testosterone the body can't handle. This doesn't mean that it's caused by "excessive testosterone levels" but likelier to mean "the body cannot absorb the normal level of testosterone". Stress can directly cause this, as too does excessive amounts of estrogen or things that act like estrogens (which exacerbates stress and stress excacerbates estrogen).

TL;DR you probably don't have a huge amount of testosterone, but you're likely unable to process the healthy amount of testosterone your body produces. Eat a healthy diet, work out, get some sunshine, and develop a healthy hair routine.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Common misunderstanding. Balding is mainly genetics exacerbated by environmental pressures. The "too much testosterone" is a misunderstanding. IIRC, the link between balding and testosterone has to do with androgen levels in the scalp thats caused by an amount of testosterone the body can't handle. This doesn't mean that it's caused by "excessive testosterone levels" but likelier to mean "the body cannot absorb the normal level of testosterone". Stress can directly cause this, as too does excessive amounts of estrogen or things that act like estrogens (which exacerbates stress and stress excacerbates estrogen).

TL;DR you probably don't have a huge amount of testosterone, but you're likely unable to process the healthy amount of testosterone your body produces. Eat a healthy diet, work out, get some sunshine, and develop a healthy hair routine.

Ah, thanks! Though I personally don't need a high level of testosterone lol.

 

[Ten2Nine]

Allison does a little rap homage to this at the beginning of her 10th anniversary video. It comes off like an 80's era home ec teacher just went through menopause and started making wacky videos to convice her students that she's cool. And of course...the rap can be purchased on Bandcamp.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Allison does a little rap homage to this at the beginning of her 10th anniversary video. It comes off like an 80's era home ec teacher just went through menopause and started making wacky videos to convice her students that she's cool. And of course...the rap can be purchased on Bandcamp.

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She looks more monstrous than Howie Mandel in that thumbnail.

 

[Vampirella]

Allison does a little rap homage to this at the beginning of her 10th anniversary video. It comes off like an 80's era home ec teacher just went through menopause and started making wacky videos to convice her students that she's cool. And of course...the rap can be purchased on Bandcamp.

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After a certain age women just can't pull off bangs, and hers look worse then Courteney Cox in Scream 3.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

After a certain age women just can't pull off bangs, and hers look worse then Courteney Cox in Scream 3.

That's especially sad since she is only 29.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

That's especially sad since she is only 29.

I wonder how much effort it would take a stylist to actually make her look her age. Everyone always assumes she's older, even people trying to compliment her go for mid-to-late thirties. But if you got professional hair and makeup, could they actually make her look thirty or is it a hopeless endeavor?

 

[Committed Wolf]

Horrifying thought I just had: if Allison looks middle-aged at best currently, how would she look when she's older?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Horrifying thought I just had: if Allison looks middle-aged at best currently, how would she look when she's older?

Like the worst picture on a Faces of Meth poster.

 

[The tired cat]

Horrifying thought I just had: if Allison looks middle-aged at best currently, how would she look when she's older?

I'd say she'll look like the Creeper from Tales from the Crypt or worse she'll look like a mix between Candice Bergan and the zombie chick from The Shining.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Jesus Christ, she looks like that meth hooker Wendy from Breaking bad.

Well, this technology isn't perfect, but holy shit...

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Horrifying thought I just had: if Allison looks middle-aged at best currently, how would she look when she's older?

Somewhere between these two fine ladies:

 

[KrewlKween]

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And what's hilarious about using this as an example is Amy Sedaris had to ugly up to play Jeri Blank. She looks fantastic for almost 60. Lupa isn't playing a character and manages to look worse just existing. The years are not going to be kind to her that's for sure.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

And what's hilarious about using this as an example is Amy Sedaris had to ugly up to play Jeri Blank. She looks fantastic for almost 60. Lupa isn't playing a character and manages to look worse just existing. The years are not going to be kind to her that's for sure.
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Yeah, that's why I added Melisandre to that. It was just necessary. When you know, you know. You know?

Edit: So I showed my BF a picture of Lupa and asked him how old he thought she was. "Well, there's a lot of makeup but... I don't know... 40's? 50's?" I told him her *real* age and he went: "Does she have some sort of condition?"

She'd actually look much better if she exchanged her hair from that straw mess she has now. Looking like a damn scarecrow.