Containment Random Chris Updates

DoodleBerry said:
Man, as a former patron of suck establishments, all I can say is that it takes a LOT to get 86'd from such a place. Like a LOT.
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Haha nice Freudian slip, fam.

Now imagine what it takes to get banned from several suck establishments. For joints that cater to children and child-like adults, Chris managed to get tossed out of at least 2, though I suspect many more. And keeping in mind, Chris spent money. Lots of it. He can complain about trolls all he wants, but I’d say arguably %90 of his bannings are due to him simply being an asshole.
 
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Mason Verger said:
Haha nice Freudian slip, fam.

Now imagine what it takes to get banned from several suck establishments. For joints that cater to children and child-like adults, Chris managed to get tossed out of at least 2, though I suspect many more. And keeping in mind, Chris spent money. Lots of it. He can complain about trolls all he wants, but I’d say arguably %90 of his bannings are due to him simply being an asshole.
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I'd assume he was enough of an asshole to outweigh the money he spent.
 
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An orbiter's fanart reminds Chris of a drawing Megan Schroeder made over a decade ago (or as Chris refers to her nowadays, CPU Red Heart).

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AnOminous said:
I'd assume he was enough of an asshole to outweigh the money he spent.
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I'm sure anyone here who has ever held a managerial role has that one client you really want to just say "fuck off, call another company" but then you look at the stub of the last check they mailed you and you're like, "fuck it, this next job is going to fund my next motorcycle/gun/muscle car/man toy, lets get it done". I really have to wonder how bad Chris was, if he was pissing away hundreds of dollars there. Maybe Snyder was just an ethical guy and wanted to make a safe place for kids to hang out and play harmless card games and he considered Chris's money not worth it at any cost if the kids were in danger, or he thought Chris was eventually going to molest/hurt someone and he'd be held culpable, I'd believe either. Based on what I know I think Megan played a part in getting him kicked out, after he put hands on her for the 100th time, she mentioned it to Snyder and that was a contributing part of the lifetime ban. At least two of his bans stemmed from just loitering/harassing people IIRC.

How many fucking places has he been bannend from now? only counting on behalf of his own actions, papa johns doesn't count till he goes in there scaring children and waiving his "papa johns hates transgender/lesbian/autistic/two spirit people" sign.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
An orbiter's fanart reminds Chris of a drawing Megan Schroeder made over a decade ago (or as Chris refers to her nowadays, CPU Red Heart).

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If I never hear or read Chris saying the word "ship" again it'll be too soon. It's as though he's just discovered fandom, and now he's running around mashing every character he comes across together with other randoms and squealing "SHIP!" each time. The whole "I'd ship it!!1!" thing is cringe enough when teenage girls do it. When it's a fat male autist pushing 40 it's unbearable.

I'd take Nightstar comics over this dreck, it's that bad. Come back homophobic Chris Chan, all is forgiven!
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
If I never hear or read Chris saying the word "ship" again it'll be too soon. It's as though he's just discovered fandom, and now he's running around mashing every character he comes across together with other randoms and squealing "SHIP!" each time. The whole "I'd ship it!!1!" thing is cringe enough when teenage girls do it. When it's a fat male autist pushing 40 it's unbearable.

I'd take Nightstar comics over this dreck, it's that bad. Come back homophobic Chris Chan, all is forgiven!
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Well, now that he's shipped himself with his terrible OCs, he's going whole hog and shipping every character he can find together in a stupid autistic orgy of cross species abominations. It's the new Love Quest that takes place in imagination land since he can't get a girl IRL. He may say, in words only but not actions, that he thinks socky is sexy as a means of buttering him up, getting attention and getting money, but under all the troon garbage and LGBT alphabet soup, all he really wants in the real world is a substitute mommy, which he has always conflated with a sexual relationship.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Well, now that he's shipped himself with his terrible OCs, he's going whole hog and shipping every character he can find together in a stupid autistic orgy of cross species abominations. It's the new Love Quest that takes place in imagination land since he can't get a girl IRL. He may say, in words only but not actions, that he thinks socky is sexy as a means of buttering him up, getting attention and getting money, but under all the troon garbage and LGBT alphabet soup, all he really wants in the real world is a substitute mommy, which he has always conflated with a sexual relationship.
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And that's one reason his life went to shit and he never found love. Chris truly believed he was entitled to perfect and cute girl if he just sat around with a ridiculous cardboard sign like a five year old running a lemonade stand instead of getting in shape getting a job and not talking, dressing and acting like a toddler all his life.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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He'll babble about this for a bit, eventually realize it's not happening, then push back the Merge date again.
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So rip-offs of well-known brands are the merge happening? The entire Chinese clothing industry must be overrun with electric hedgehogs.

Explains a few things, I guess.
 
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