Careercow Reuben Baron - Smart Bisexual Stuttering Clever-man

[blackie toy]

Thanks, fixed it! Some of Jace's lines are hard to make out because Reuben keeps talking over him.

Yet another way in which Reuben fails as a journalist. Totally wrecking the recording. You can't cherrypick something like that.

 

[Positron]

My favorite is still "Is it a Journalism class or a Gender-studies class?"

 

[Cosmos]

My favorite is still "Is it a Journalism class or a Gender-studies class?"

I meant to include that! I'll have to make a second part that covers the lines I missed.

 

[Xarpho]

Ha, I didn't know Gail got involved! It's like the same cluelessness of Borb but baffles the wrong end.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I meant to include that! I'll have to make a second part that covers the lines I missed.

I think my favorite has to be from Gail:
"I don't know what a 'Skype' is, and I don't know what a 'Brianna Wu' is..."

 

[Cosmos]

I think my favorite has to be from Gail:
"I don't know what a 'Skype' is, and I don't know what a 'Brianna Wu' is..."

Gail totally cracked me up the whole time she was onscreen. I rewound her introduction (which consisted of her asking a complete stranger if he had found Jesus and if he knew that Jesus only believes in marriages between a man and a woman) like three times, haha. She just seemed so completely out of touch that it was charming. I also liked how she (badly) tried to cover for Jace by claiming that she was the one driving the car even though we all know that's a lie.

It's all capped off by Gail just sort of slowly wandering away after things got to be too much for her, followed by Jace helpfully mentioning that she had left the room. Oh, Gail.

 

[Loke]

I wish this sucker would come back. I miss the "Hy hy hy hyeah..." thing he did when he would answer anyone. What the hell was that supposed to be? Every time I think of this place now, I think of that and shake my head in consternation.

 

[Cuck Norris]

I wish this sucker would come back. I miss the "Hy hy hy hyeah..." thing he did when he would answer anyone. What the hell was that supposed to be? Every time I think of this place now, I think of that and shake my head in consternation.

That was DD420 being awesome.

 

[AnOminous]

I think my favorite has to be from Gail:
"I don't know what a 'Skype' is, and I don't know what a 'Brianna Wu' is..."

I don't know what a Brianna Wu is either.

 

[A Random]

It's some kind of whine.

 

[blackie toy]

I wish this sucker would come back. I miss the "Hy hy hy hyeah..." thing he did when he would answer anyone. What the hell was that supposed to be? Every time I think of this place now, I think of that and shake my head in consternation.

Pretty sure he's lying low for now. His LFB blog and personal Tumblr have been updated with a couple things in the last day or so dealing with Jupiter Ascending. Ghazi seems to have largely forgotten about it. The /baph/ thread on him hasn't had any new posts since Friday, /cow/ has pretty much nothing interesting since Friday, and /gamergate/ hasn't said shit since Thursday.

The /cow/ thread did note something, however. Apparently this guy isn't too far out there as far as other Bard College students are concerned. I'm sure there are outlier features of Reuben G. Baron (such as his racial stereotyping of Asian women), but there's a decent possibility that Bard College is a place to find new lolcows.

 

[Cum Crime]

Yes, Bard College is itself a lolcow and it's no surprise that Reuben G. Baron of Boston, Massachusetts is a student there. I could elaborate, but this explains it well enough:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bard-college-named-nations-no-1-dinner-party-schoo,19032/

 

[blackie toy]

Yes, Bard College is itself a lolcow and it's no surprise that this kid is a student there. I could elaborate, but this explains it well enough:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bard-college-named-nations-no-1-dinner-party-schoo,19032/

Some of them may even whip out Apples to Apples after dinner and play that while sipping on some limoncello.

Son of a bitch. And I had wondered why I wasn't doing any good at that game when I got dragged into playing it at a coffee shop in San Francisco.

 

[millais]

Reuben's been mentioned probably 10+ times in Jace's Christ Zone stream, and here's one of the choice quotes from Gail

"I do believe he [Reuben] is gay."

-Gail Connors, 2015.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Some of them may even whip out Apples to Apples after dinner and play that while sipping on some limoncello.

 

[blackie toy]

Jesus Christ, Reuben. Yet more evidence of the bubble he lives in at Bard College. People in his special little snowflake circle would be excited. Virtually nobody else would care.

 

[Meowthkip]

Jesus Christ, Reuben. Yet more evidence of the bubble he lives in at Bard College. People in his special little snowflake circle would be excited. Virtually nobody else would care.

I had a dream once that Harlan Ellison was a radfem lesbian. Don't mean that it's gonna happen like, ever. So why entertain the thought?

You know, especially if it's a real person you're projecting this onto.

 

[Iamthatis]

Jesus Christ, Reuben. Yet more evidence of the bubble he lives in at Bard College. People in his special little snowflake circle would be excited. Virtually nobody else would care.

I had a dream Mikyazaki was what ever fuck they've always been and that no one felt the need to alter it in order to elicit (There @AnOminous) attention from my fellow retards.

 

[AnOminous]

I had a dream once that Harlan Ellison was a radfem lesbian. Don't mean that it's gonna happen like, ever. So why entertain the thought?

He would probably still go around groping Connie Willis's tits and being a complete asshole in general.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Strange, my dreams usually involve spiders, clowns and zombies. Think that's healthier than wishing a real person would come out as...whatever the fuck Reuben said.